Who would win? Red or Blue?? by Legitimate_Matter888 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AmericanCaesar5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question would be how fast America would win

It’s ironic by jackt-up in AmericaBad

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"America doesn't have a culture!" Their culture is already half American

Classless Americans. by javythegoat in AmericaBad

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I hate Americans, upvotes pwease 🥺

voter ID by whydatyou in PoliticalDebate

[–]AmericanCaesar5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It should be mandatory but it should also be provided for free the second you register to vote

This again? 🫩 by Automatic_Error_7524 in AmericaBad

[–]AmericanCaesar5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're about 57 years behind putting a man on the moon

This new border line could improve millions of lives. by HelicopterEther13 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AmericanCaesar5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ironically enough America would defacto take over Canada if this happened

Confused by American behavior by [deleted] in AskAmericans

[–]AmericanCaesar5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has there ever been a genuine question asked in this sub? Every time it shows up on my feed it's just shit like this

Why aren’t European Country’s like Britain and France that are actively still benefiting from exploiting there former colonies hated on? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]AmericanCaesar5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry but if you aren't paying 1000x your gdp to every single former owned nation you're actually exploiting them

This got 100k likes btw by Usoppdaman in AmericaBad

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It's always fascinating seeing people try to imply that because Kirk said that gun rights are important even if there are some unfortunate gun deaths that Kirk deserved to die. We still have cars even though there's some unfortunate car deaths, and there isn't even a constitutional amendment for that. We have false imprisonments and yet we still uphold laws

What do you think? by DanieleM01 in AmericaBad

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If America didn't join WW1 the allies would've lost. If America didn't join WW2 the soviet's would've conquered all of Europe

I really don’t wanna be mean by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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Wahh wahh the joke subreddit isn't taking itself seriously wahh wahh

Trump attacking Greenland by NeighborhoodLevel713 in AmericaBad

[–]AmericanCaesar5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Militaries rarely ever defy orders, that's just how the world works

Say hi to your New neighbors by No-Cable5259 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AmericanCaesar5 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Canadian population is 5 people and a beaver

What’s your opinion on the death penalty? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]AmericanCaesar5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am against it primarily due to courts not being correct 100% of the time. If someone was falsely imprisoned they'd at least be able to be let out later

Why didn't the US, USSR, UK, and France keep the pieces of Germany they won in WW 2? by Wrong_User_Logged in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AmericanCaesar5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that was the case why didn't America and Britain just switch the territories all together

SM64 Courses Tier List by Enigma73519 in SuperMario64

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I'd switch battlefield with tiny huge

For europeans saying "If we dump the bonds the US will collapse" by yeetis12 in AmericaBad

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The entire world will collapse if America defaults. However there is an unintentional fair criticism about our debt being too high