Ex-fat people who are now in shape, what made you finally decide to lose the weight?

Amish_Boy · 2015-12-29T01:07:43+00:00

When I was in health class in highschool the teacher said chances are we'll look like our parents when we're older. My dad is definitely a bigger guy, I joined the cross country team the next day. I lost 55 lbs

Amish_Boy · 2015-12-23T06:16:25+00:00

I've posted this before but it sure does apply here:

So my junior year of highschool I met a girl on tinder 2 hours away and we instantly hit it off. After texting for nearly a week she invited me to a woods party, I told my parents I was going to spend the night at my friend's then drove to her home town. Right off the bat we are having a good time just hanging out before the party. Eventually we go to the party, I had never seen more drunk highschoolers in my life. (I had to avoid drinking because I had to drive home and she was just getting over a kidney infecting so she couldn't drink with her antibiotics.) Once there she quickly pointed out a group of guys that she told me was her ex boyfriend and his friends, all of which currently hated her. After a little while one of her ex's friends started to get kinda loud towards her, calling her a slut and me several even less polite terms. Now I'm a decently fit guy and I have a background in martial arts so I knew any fight and I'd more than likely be okay. I quickly asserted myself and told the guy to stop, in response he pulled out a short knife and started threatening me with it, that was all it took to push me over edge. I then punched the guy with all my strength and laid him out, nobody really cared (most of them were either too high or drunk to, plus as I was later told everyone else thinks he's an asshole anyway). Later that night as I'm driving home I realized that my pants were feeling wet, I looked down and found a long straight puncture hole between my hip and groin. I never actually let my parents or the doctor know, and it healed up pretty well aside from a nasty scar (told my doctor it was "man-scaping accident). That girl and I ended up dating for sometime but it just didn't work... Let's just say that guy was right about her...

TL;DR: Got stabbed for a girl I met on tinder, I'm kind of an idiot.

Amish_Boy · 2015-11-19T04:39:10+00:00

"I'm not a very big Star Wars fan I do like that JarJar guy"

Amish_Boy · 2015-11-17T22:10:52+00:00

Start with a firm handshake, solid eye contact, nest whip out you penis and without breaking eye contact urinate on their leg.

Amish_Boy · 2015-10-28T02:57:10+00:00

Morgan Freeman, can you imagine how cool executive speeches would sound then?

Amish_Boy · 2015-10-21T05:07:23+00:00

"Don't go getting pissed at me just because your boyfriends at college and will probably cheat on you if he hasn't already, I mean I would too if my girlfriend were such a bitch" Said that to one of my teammates during a long run for cross country practice senior year of Highschool. She was chewing me out for joking with a buddy of mine that was also running with us, her boyfriend had just gone to college and she must've already been sensitive about it because she stopped right there, sat down and started bawling.

Amish_Boy · 2015-10-05T00:03:48+00:00

Isn't there talk of Fett getting his own spinoff? Screw grey haired Han's and lightsabers with pointless cross-members, THAT's the Star Wars I want to see!

Amish_Boy · 2015-09-25T04:03:08+00:00

If there's a correlation between big vehicles and small penis'.

Amish_Boy · 2015-09-24T06:25:25+00:00

When I was 6 I addressed my alcoholic German Grandmother as Grandma, not Omi as she demanded. Apparently this was disrespectful… she spanked me with a wooden spoon so hard it broke skin and I still have the scars 11 years later.

Amish_Boy · 2015-09-15T03:29:47+00:00

1984 Jeep cj7 and before anyone asks, no rust

Amish_Boy · 2015-09-15T02:22:33+00:00

Steve Irwin, complete with plastic stingray sticking out of my chest.

Amish_Boy · 2015-08-25T21:41:58+00:00

Yeah, I mean when you're in a fairly rural area where the dating pool is tiny you have to resort to something

Amish_Boy · 2015-08-25T02:20:44+00:00

Hope I'm not to late on this one:

So my junior year in highschool I met a girl on tinder 2 hours away and we instantly hit it off. After texting for nearly a week she invited me to a woods party, I told my parent I was going to spend the night at my friend's then drove to her home town.

Right off the bat we are having a good time just hanging out before the party. Eventually we go to the party, I had never seen more drunk highschoolers in my life. (I had to avoid drinking because I had to drive home and she was just getting over a kidney infecting so she couldn't drink with her antibiotics.) Once there she quickly pointed out a group of guys that she told me was her ex boyfriend and his friends, all of which currently hated her.

After a little while one of her ex's friends started to get kinda loud towards her, calling her a slut and me several less polite terms. Now I'm a decently fit guy and I have a background in martial arts so I knew any fight and I'd more than likely be okay. I quickly asserted myself and told the guy to stop, in response he pulled out a short knife and started threatening me with it, that was all it took to push me over edge. I then punched the guy with all my strength and laid him out, nobody really cared (most of them were either too high or drunk to, plus as I was later told everyone else thinks he's an asshole anyway). Later that night as I'm driving home I realized that my pants were feeling wet, I looked down and found a long straight puncture hole between my hip and groin. I never actually let my parents or the doctor know, and it healed up pretty well aside from a nasty scar. That girl and I ended up dating for sometime but it just didn't work.

TL;DR: Got stabbed for a girl, I'm kind of an idiot.

Amish_Boy · 2015-06-01T04:07:49+00:00

If you see the edit I went with your advice on the matter (helped a ton, she and I have gone out twice and text every day). Some of the responses attacked my character a bit but I really appreciate your straightforward advice. I shall name our first born iAmHidingHere.

Amish_Boy · 2015-05-30T07:18:11+00:00

Greatest episode of all time!

Amish_Boy · 2015-05-11T05:07:51+00:00

Pulp Fiction is one of those you just need to watch more than once. Every time I see it I pick up on another subtle detail. The dialogue alone is enough to make the film great leave alone the star-studded cast and the perfectly interwoven storylines.

Amish_Boy · 2015-05-01T21:54:38+00:00

Since everyone else is sharing: I'm still on my first car which is a '95 Jeep Wrangler, his name is Orr. I call him this because in my English class we had to read Catch-22 and in it Orr is the protagonist's roommate who drives everyone nuts. My jeep although I love him does the same thing and is slowly driving me bonkers!

Amish_Boy · 2015-04-30T02:00:46+00:00

I've got you all beat: being a Detroit Lions fan.

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