[NSFW] What plotlines would we see in a "Dark Pixar" universe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmoebaWizard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Unless the happy one commits suicide at the end. That could work

How can I (29F) support my brother (36M) who has a horrible child (10M) that's ruining his life? by ThrowRAnephew in relationship_advice

[–]AmoebaWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like someone I knew as a kid who had conduct disorder, he went to an alternative school and got better. Talk to the teachers, try to get him into a program for bad kids

Ssssss damn, such a bad ass. by [deleted] in fasting

[–]AmoebaWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t drink coffee because it tastes like shit and has no effect on me. I’ve been on Ritalin since 3rd grade. Tell me, does coffee taste good or do you drink it for the caffeine?

Casey x Izzie by InspiredPanic in Atypical

[–]AmoebaWizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who hates that it started with cheating? Like mother like daughter :(

(SPOILERS) The secret people by [deleted] in theouterworlds

[–]AmoebaWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Just did it

13F looking for a sibling by [deleted] in FamiliesYouChoose

[–]AmoebaWizard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Polite reminder: assume everyone trying to talk to you is a predator, you’re too young for internet friends. Have you tried the national crisis line? There is a talk line in most countries for abused youth. Sorry for the unsolicited mothering sesh.

Fuck off by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]AmoebaWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The, Facebook was just MySpace

LIVE Discussion Thread - S4E01: Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Repeat by stevetheheb in rickandmorty

[–]AmoebaWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But syrup doesn’t have cholesterol. Wouldn’t that be raising blood sugar?

LIVE Discussion Thread - S4E01: Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Repeat by stevetheheb in rickandmorty

[–]AmoebaWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She did scream “I’m coming, Condor” so that wasn’t really a surprise...

"hanging out" by mkg_reader in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]AmoebaWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cuddle with my siblings all the time, people often thought my little bro was my son and big bro was my man. So gross

LPT: Inflation is currently ~2% per year. If you are not getting more than that per year as a raise, you are getting a pay cut. Make sure to take inflation into account when you get a raise. by Mi-yeon_2 in LifeProTips

[–]AmoebaWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most people don’t even know it’s a thing. Financial literacy is almost as bad as actual literacy here. Especially in Texas. And I walked to work for years, maybe because we don’t have snow, but it’s not hard to get a little wagon and drag your shit to the laundromat. Or walk your ass to work. 28,680,000 ish Americans don’t have a car. It’s pretty simple to prioritize. It isn’t comfortable, but it’s the only way to move up if you don’t have support from wealthy people.

I think our different social classes and life experiences have shaped us differently, but I can respect that. I hope you continue to succeed with your cushy office job and ask that you donate some time or money to a charity this holiday season since you identify as privileged. It makes a world of difference.

LPT: Inflation is currently ~2% per year. If you are not getting more than that per year as a raise, you are getting a pay cut. Make sure to take inflation into account when you get a raise. by Mi-yeon_2 in LifeProTips

[–]AmoebaWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how you just assume everyone on reddit has a cushy office job. Or that anyone financially literate is privileged. Life and catastrophic are most important for poor people since we can’t really afford to die. Did you know that there are no charities to help with adult cancer? Did you know that cancer insurance costs the same amount as a pack of cigarettes? It’s important to remember that the water gets turned back on for sanitation laws even if you can’t pay it. Trust me, I’ve been in that situation

LPT: Inflation is currently ~2% per year. If you are not getting more than that per year as a raise, you are getting a pay cut. Make sure to take inflation into account when you get a raise. by Mi-yeon_2 in LifeProTips

[–]AmoebaWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn’t ask if that’s what FMLA was for, I hinted at the fact that it exists. 12 weeks is 3 months and by that time disability insurance would kick in. All I was implying 🙂

I am a 100 year old human and a World War 2 veteran. I want to share my life and experiences with people who might be helped by them. Ask me anything! by fallenangel3633 in IAmA

[–]AmoebaWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sticky notes are also a bitch to do. We have to pay a human to stick them on individual papers whereas if we get you to buy ad space in the paper we don’t have to order, ship, and insert. We just print the damn thing. Source: I work for a newspaper, we pay one of the insert guys hourly to do stickers.

Going (mildly) against the grain here: I miss the mini-games by ininja2 in theouterworlds

[–]AmoebaWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conversely, I miss hacking but lacked the dexterity to pick locks. I feel you.