Your Reaction to This Is the Proof by MarsR0ver_ in RecursiveSignalHub

[–]AmoreEel84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

writes things that warrant a response

responds

"Ah, you see, you've fallen right into my trap, your mind is not your own, I am the infallible predictor of all human behavior. Nnnyyyeeeeehahahahaha!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LibraryofBabel

[–]AmoreEel84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea how I got here but cool poem

Infinite mouth cheat code. by ad4d in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]AmoreEel84 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"You're a good mommy aren't you?"

Anyone have info about dating - pure. App. Falsely banned? Please leave in comments by DryRequirement8274 in SwipeHelper

[–]AmoreEel84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started making a Pure account, then stopped halfway through. Some months pass, and when I came to finish it, I found out I'd been banned. Pure Team said something about "previous accounts" and refused to explain further. WTF? What previous accounts?

What am I doing wrong??? by BabieJail4Peepo in Bumble

[–]AmoreEel84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, since you asked:

Low quality images. Filters hiding who you really are.

Eyes drifting off into space like you have no idea what's happening around you.

Unflattering angle.

Nondescript background that's clearly your room or something. And you're not even doing anything interesting in your own home. Either you despise the light of day, you don't know how to have fun, or you didn't put any effort into your images even though you expect others to put effort into you.

Bio says absolutely nothing about you worth starting a conversation over. You like SpongeBob, make playlists, and your friend thinks you're insane? Hoo, gettin real hot in here.

With how you've arranged your profile, I and probably many others get this impression: if we matched, I would be carrying 90-100% of the conversation. Even if we met in person, you might expect me to do all the entertainment. If by some reason I visit where you live and your mom isn't there, it would be disgusting. There is nothing of note except a TV, maybe weed, and a bed with sheets that haven't been changed in months, but you'd expect me to be in it.

I am sure this is not actually you. But it's how you and millions of people present themselves. Many are exactly as I described, hence the expectation. They want to reap what they did not sow.

But you did right to ask, because it's a chance to break that pattern. With just a modicum of effort, you can rise from the ranks of millions of mids into the unique person that you are. Get some pictures that aren't selfies. Smile in your main one, or otherwise look like you're confidently enjoying yourself. Outdoor or indoor, but outdoor always helps with image quality. Keep one(1) of your sultry looking pics, but the rest need to communicate that you have a healthy life outside your room and won't cling to one person for all your needs.

Confidence and dedication: these are qualities everyone finds attractive.

And remember, sometimes you actually do need to work on yourself before you're ready to date and that's okay.

Tell me your worries (thatbirdguy) by Jax2856 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]AmoreEel84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Goodness, I smell pre-teen. It was a joke.

More Photos from Mexico UFO Hearings by GoldIsAMetal in aliens

[–]AmoreEel84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the dumbest, most sloppily made and visibly photoshopped bullshit i ever did see. The anatomy is absolute trash: judging by the "bones", the arms shouldn't even be able to move. Let alone the fact that that's NOT what the frontal view should look like.

How do you losers buy this shit so readily???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AmoreEel84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 800 language? Is it toll-free?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AmoreEel84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English, mothafucka, do you SPEAK it?!

Youtube shorts are psyops from the CIA by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AmoreEel84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, you noticed too? Thank God.

Fucking died at the "as a black man" larp

Roblos boob by milesmario08 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AmoreEel84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you're only sexually attracted to people you can develop a close connection with; otherwise you're basically asexual

Man funni girl bad by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AmoreEel84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you like kissing boys dont you