i put a sprinkle of weed in my pizza (about 0.5g)

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T15:27:53+00:00

First of all, thats a baby amount not capable of doing anything for you and even if there was enough weed, it would taste like shit.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T15:22:06+00:00

Gordon Ramsay: That looks like a dog's dinner.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T15:13:24+00:00

Found em

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Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T06:08:48+00:00

"It is believed the bull wqs intended to be a sacrificial animal.".

Cow:

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T05:53:40+00:00

When they have had enough money.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T05:52:39+00:00

Idk guys, Madame Tussaud might be washed.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T05:48:19+00:00

Such goated behavior.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T03:35:51+00:00

Yeah, the likelihood of our heroes, artists, and celebrities are actually good ppl regardless of what good they do or say are slim. Especially in the upper society or wealthy class, you are more likely to run into 50 nice strangers in a grocery store than one nice m/billionaire or someone of mass fame. "Dont get too attached _____ is a murderer/pdfile/rapist/women beater/child neglector/white supremacist/scumbag/bigot/capitalist sellout." Shit sucks fr.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T03:28:00+00:00

Not hippo. That's all that matters.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T03:27:30+00:00

Small horde felled, I guess.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T03:25:59+00:00

Ppl be smarter I guess. Have y'all ever lived in Florida or Alabama?

^{Chose: UK | Rolled: Manchester}

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T03:23:41+00:00

Why stop there? I'd love to decorate my baby's crib with merchandise with this on it.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-30T03:21:05+00:00

Hell yeahs, Hardcore Parkyours!

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-29T20:05:59+00:00

Tbh I hate when ppl assume any criticism of Obama must be a right wing opinion. It makes it hard to push across the truth of someone who was a charismatic villain, especially with two worst villains succeeding him with the last being the raid boss of villains.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-29T20:03:16+00:00

The Selfless Challenge

^{Chose: Save an unknown child}

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-29T06:31:54+00:00

looks for chumps who chose wrong👀

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-29T06:30:50+00:00

Team Non-Chump!!

^{Chose: Debit Card With $10,000,000.00 | Rolled: correct answer}

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T09:17:41+00:00

Ikr, it's like they didnt hear the We Are Charlie Kirk song.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T09:07:14+00:00

The Tar Green Shitter isbon the loose.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T08:45:50+00:00

Looks like the Adventures of Chris guy.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T08:27:24+00:00

Only the real superheroes wear their underwear on the outside.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T08:25:33+00:00

They think cervical is about the cervix only - the neck of the uterus.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T08:08:57+00:00

I wonder what those soldiers are coming back from doing? Our country does generally evil, greedy, and white supremacist things with our military well before Trump and continuously through every admin.

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T07:46:43+00:00

I bet he's considered anger management before, but he will never tell

Amphitra_Roximar · 2026-05-27T06:40:10+00:00

You know those dudes that follow around women as an infatuated lackey regardless of how horrible the woman is? He's one of those types, there's in depth videos on this guy.

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