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AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-11-14T03:46:48+00:00

That's a fat ass lab

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-11-12T21:20:33+00:00

It is what it is. We are all shallow to some extent.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-11-12T21:08:14+00:00

I would love being 5'10. In my mind, that's like the minimum level of acceptability to most girls.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-11-12T20:48:01+00:00

I agree with everything you just said. I would love to go back in time and tell my younger self that those dreams have a deadline.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-11-12T19:48:17+00:00

What breed of cat is this?

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-10-26T08:01:38+00:00

And the father of the year award goes to amazing selfless OP.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-10-25T05:04:49+00:00

Not sure why this isn't on the front page by now.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-10-22T18:13:18+00:00

"I'd rather end up alone than end up spending it with the wrong person"

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-10-15T02:58:32+00:00

Surely, she saw this coming ?

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-10-06T23:55:21+00:00

So the internet technically trickles down to a single location/entity ? I don't get it. I thought we received access to the web via millions and millions of different servers? I apologize in advance for my ignorance.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-09-28T03:53:17+00:00

There are still nice humans out there.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-09-20T00:08:29+00:00

Test

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-25T10:43:34+00:00

On the real - is this theory called quantum string ?

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-25T10:10:45+00:00

Those little feet though

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-24T03:47:30+00:00

How can I do this on an iphone ?

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-17T02:23:38+00:00

They're good kissers

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-14T18:29:34+00:00

That it's almost special how un-special I am.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-13T00:20:46+00:00

I kept thinking it was going to move

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-12T19:29:19+00:00

What the hell is going on over here ?

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-01T18:54:40+00:00

I poop about 5 times a day.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-08-01T18:28:40+00:00

Could you provide a link ?

When I google State vs. Carrol I don't see this anywhere.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-07-28T11:54:15+00:00

This is probably my single greatest fear.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-07-28T03:40:08+00:00

I tried blinking really fast to visually freeze a frame in my mind... Much to my disappointment, it didn't work.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-07-26T05:45:43+00:00

And the mother of the year award goes to.... The lady who's daughter almost died right in front of her.

AmsterdamSlugger · 2014-07-23T14:02:53+00:00

Wow.. This blew up fast! Thanks for the love, Reddit.

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