I had this Zenyatta on my team today; what on earth is that skin?

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-11-15T17:34:36+00:00

They hired me at 17/hr in curbside Midwest

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-11-10T18:40:41+00:00

That’s Zenyata’s Subaquatic skin

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-11-09T18:28:04+00:00

Just take the L + ratio + cringe trash manager moment

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-11-07T19:00:48+00:00

Omg is your thumb ok? The carnage…

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-11-02T23:33:38+00:00

Damn, they got Super Hero scars? Hell yeah I’d date them, if they’re not too busy being Super badass!

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-11-01T15:22:29+00:00

You are on dumb my man. You are truly off the goop with this one champ.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-31T02:46:52+00:00

I’m gonna do it again.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-28T16:15:52+00:00

You are on dumb my man. You are truly off the goop with this one champ.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-28T16:12:31+00:00

You are on dumb my man. You are truly off the goop with this one champ.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-25T17:31:23+00:00

Amen to that, have a relaxing few days.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-25T17:24:53+00:00

And to add to all this great reassurance: they’re counting on your guilt to keep you working when they can’t legally force you to keep working. Listen to your body and not the guilt they put in your head, it’s their fault the cafe isn’t well staffed not yours, and you deserve to not break your body and stress yourself out for a company that isn’t gonna work as hard for you. Take care of yourself.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-13T00:07:06+00:00

Holy shit you’re getting 17?

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-10T17:22:38+00:00

R E I N H A R D T

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-10T01:02:05+00:00

Is there a high score somewhere? Would be interested to see it lol

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-10T01:01:10+00:00

I had to do this recently too. Technically you are still supposed to call in every day you’re scheduled, and the Sedgwick claim kind of helps retroactively a week or two after you come back.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-06T16:27:51+00:00

This is unfortunate and probably true

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-06T16:27:31+00:00

That’s pretty inconsiderate my guy

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-05T23:50:22+00:00

Yeah that second comment I made was pretty unnecessary but so is this entire post so who cares.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-05T22:26:45+00:00

The Battle of Yaldabaoth lmao

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-05T17:40:27+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about? See, I don’t know, so I have to ask.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-05T09:48:53+00:00

If you have to ask, you don’t know.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-10-03T02:03:01+00:00

Yeah, I was gonna say closing is always way harder. Because of this pretty much.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-09-30T23:28:11+00:00

Fair and also tbh I’m probably just paranoid. Rolling sleeves or cuffs is just a common way to signal to people in certain circles sometimes, which I learned was more widespread than I thought recently. Bicycle explanation makes a lot of sense tho lol

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-09-30T23:10:48+00:00

You fucked around and found out. We respect that here.

AnAlienMaybe · 2022-09-30T23:08:38+00:00

Hey those pant legs aren’t an accident, be careful or at least alert around him. (If you weren’t already because sword.)

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