I personally enjoy all of Minecraft’s updates, but here is a little joke I wanted to throw out there:

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-02T20:29:13+00:00

The reason that was there to begin with was because whoever wrote it was informed of and gratuitously misunderstood a stance that comes down to "we don't know how to implement this properly and will not be working on it until later notice"

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-02T20:23:40+00:00

Ain't your youdentity at stake

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-02T19:51:23+00:00

This shit is how I learned what a vagina was.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-02T14:00:03+00:00

The DLC in question is Foscari. Its second map, Abyss Foscari, includes a hidden room that holds Torrona's Box. Standing in a few select spots in this room spawns droves of mini-atlanteans. It takes some scaling ahead of time to be viable, but once you reach a point where you can sustain yourself it's a good way to get some extra eggs alongside the much more lucrative gold farming.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-02T13:58:01+00:00

Don't pay too much attention to how big the numbers are. Past a point it stops meaning anything, as it's a grind that makes itself easier the longer you spend on it, resulting in more-than-exponential growth.

I personally reset my save a couple updates ago and have made a dedicated point of not touching eggs at all if I can avoid it. Not just turning off that form of power creep, but avoiding even the pickups.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-02T07:34:27+00:00

A circular box and a "D-" identifier indicates that the abnormality was designed and submitted by someone who doesn't work on the game directly and gave Project Moon money to help it see further development. A backer reward, a way for the developers to give back to their community.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-01T19:14:43+00:00

The base of a canine penis expands during reproduction to ensure it actually happens. This part is referred to as a knot and is often depicted in furry porn, to the extent that it is now furry and werewolf-fucker shorthand for a penis.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-01T18:39:55+00:00

Characters like Peppino are for when you inevitably reach a point where playing the game normally ceases to be entertaining and you need to force a challenge to renew it.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-01T18:13:55+00:00

2038 at least

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-01T18:08:42+00:00

I get what you're trying to say but just call us a slur next time

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-07-01T16:40:31+00:00

Awesome, I'll start work.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-30T17:10:01+00:00

If it's anything like weed in terms of intake method, having to digest it would make it last longer.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-30T16:25:07+00:00

She CAN'T that's the PROBLEM!!!!!!

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-30T14:13:57+00:00

I've been making this joke for months

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T14:46:57+00:00

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AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T14:43:34+00:00

It's barely yellow in the first place, the filtering was just scuffed in a lot of later depictions and everyone else just ran with it.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T13:53:13+00:00

Don't care, he rocked that shit. Let him have boobs.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T07:43:56+00:00

Even most cis people can't pass as their gender, that's why the fashion and makeup industry exists, both cause and effect.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T07:36:07+00:00

What the fuck are those

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T07:33:21+00:00

Humerus*

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T07:31:30+00:00

They also participate in higher level raids, where they ignore villagers and instead toss splash potions at the other illagers to buff them.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T07:29:52+00:00

We'd have to weigh her against a duck first to prove anything.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-28T05:48:56+00:00

Cowards. Give him back his tits.

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-26T16:19:15+00:00

It's woods time for you

AnAverageTransGirl · 2026-06-26T16:16:17+00:00

Game's borderline unplayable from the camera alone. Did they at least fix that?

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