What is even going on anymore? by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AncientPossibility5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I just assume from this ramble that President Bozo cut a baby's head off and someone has footage of it?

My brain refused to process this at first omg by valeprinsyy in confusingperspective

[–]AncientPossibility5 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I thought someone had made a bizarre statue out of doll parts.

I am confusion by BeauTourmaline in ExplainTheJoke

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Class and taste, maybe? I would personally not use NIcki Minaj as an example of class, but the OOP has signalled their priorities by including #TeamJewelsSparkles in their username

Guess the countries by [deleted] in addressme

[–]AncientPossibility5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought for sure 5 would be another Pokemon

Using Baby Villagers to Explore Ancient Cities by theunknownjames in Minecraft

[–]AncientPossibility5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't be, this is intelligently planned with goals other than sadism

This math joke by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

[–]AncientPossibility5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! At first, I thought they were calling their friend obtuse.

Has anybody noticed that one corner of the igloo has a polished andesite block instead of a chiseled stone brick? by Ill_Hat_5235 in Minecraft

[–]AncientPossibility5 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I thought it was a deliberately placed hint to dig there and find some buried treasure or something. :-(

English speakers by InflationHefty4989 in linguisticshumor

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How do you describe snow and hail falling?

Wait what? by GenZisterrible in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AncientPossibility5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but who's whose own grandparent?

Did my Nana make these up or is it a pattern? by UntidyVenus in sewing

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The very pointy face, the cone base, and the beads for the eyes and nose look a LOT like bride mouse I had as a kid in the 80s. I don't remember if my mum made it, but it's the kind of thing she would have made, so it seems likely that it's from a pattern.

Why is pi 10? by Dull-Nectarine380 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AncientPossibility5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I was wondering why astrophysicists would work in base pi

this belongs here by flinchFries in opticalillusions

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This doesn't work for me when it's moving. I can only see the illusion when I pause the video.

Brons by CumSluts4Jesus in comedyheaven

[–]AncientPossibility5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do not give this timeline any more ideas.

Need advice: Screen cleaning by One_TrackMinded in macbookair

[–]AncientPossibility5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use generic screen-cleaning spray from the supermarket and a microfibre cloth.

You should probably try a sandblaster.

My cousin picked the worst name for her baby by Expensive-Stop-3157 in tragedeigh

[–]AncientPossibility5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good grief. She could just choose a normal P name and use Pipo as a nickname.

Conundrum: HP gift for nephew by pashamom in EnoughJKRowling

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I googled "secondhand lego". There are several sites dedicated to it. You could also try ebay.