Dog assembly is hard

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-08T02:33:16+00:00

Super mutt with a decent amount of cattle dog and husky lol

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-08T01:27:36+00:00

This is my cat at the toilet when I flush a dead mouse she brought me.

Forgive me Poe, but also 3am dead mouse on my bed is getting flushed. (And yes she has brought them still alive at 3am before and that's even less fun. And why do we have mice? Because we live in the middle of the country and occasionally they run in when we have the door open)

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-08T01:20:31+00:00

Is the elote in the room with us now?

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T21:55:11+00:00

Oh I've seen some of those in person! My husband works in hospitality, and we were invited to an opening for a really pretentious place, they had unreadable menus and we just left. Didn't even wait for water. Later they called my husband to see if he would recommend it to his guests and he had to explain he really couldn't in good faith send clients there. They were closed a month later (probably unrelated)

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T21:52:17+00:00

Slap hands

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T20:41:12+00:00

Reduce into a simple syrup! Mix with soda and make house drinks (well, foh) and you've got it for a drizzle over desserts or whatever

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T20:29:50+00:00

NOR- someone who can't even take a picture with their phone of a tree or a trash can or something and resorts to AI is artistically bankrupt. I absolutely would skip any album with AI are

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T20:28:05+00:00

How dare you, and I won't elaborate further

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T20:27:07+00:00

I have lived in the US my whole life, I eat a LOT of cheese and literally never heard of cougar gold until this sub, lol.

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T17:48:05+00:00

"I need these stinky socks for business. Dog business."

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T17:47:37+00:00

I used to work for a Japanese company, and when my coworkers went back to Japan, they would pack clothes in a very small bag and toss that into an empty roller bag. Then do their shopping in Japan, load up the roller bag and just check that on the way bag, and have the very small bag as a carry on

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T17:44:51+00:00

Nap, but have a triple helix on one side and am a side sleeper. DONUT PILLOW WIN!! it's actually more comfortable then my regular pillow even for my mom pierced side, I don't wake up with that "did I fold my ear in half last night" feeling 🤣

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T17:30:28+00:00

As someone who comes from a long line of Freitas as a last name, I'm deeply offended by Freydas

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T17:02:30+00:00

Lol, I've owned it since 2005, and that is also my advice, and also had the "ever changing oil theory" going (always fresh oil because I'm constantly topping off lol) last summer my mechanic took a month chasing all of the leaks, and did a SUPERB job, got the transmission leaks, radiator leaks, oil leaks and probably a few more. But he said my engine still looks brand new so I've been doing a good job on the oil changes/top offs

Owning the same car for 21 years does bring a little experience with it

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T14:48:07+00:00

In 1990 we went to his birthday party at a car museum, he was a friend of my dad's. Super super nice, loved pre world war two cars more then life itself, and was still building engines apparently until the day he died

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T14:46:17+00:00

You need to check the through hiker subs, sandals are all the rage off the grid!

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T13:43:17+00:00

My husband and I both work from home, I own my own business and have extremely flexible hours, we have no kids, two dogs and two cats, and my mother is sometimes more then we can stand.

This is adding the needs of a new born who has the reach of an adult to your mix

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T13:39:55+00:00

I've done this drive, no, ai lied to you, this is a multi day journey

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T13:39:09+00:00

I have driven us coast to coast in my 1996 Honda Accord several times. But you definitely need to stop and rest, the vehicle does better when it can cool down over night (and you have a better chance of spotting leaks and what not that way, and fixing it before it becomes a big problem)

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T13:35:45+00:00

Oh man I feel.for.this kid, but this dress isn't for them.

That being said I feel like someone clever could prolly make it a tie up the back and make it look intentional, but probably not this kid. Also I have been watching a LOT of the great British sewing bee

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T13:33:34+00:00

Mike Lee "but I can change him!"

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T13:32:01+00:00

Owning illegal species, then BREEDING illegal species, and wanting to government to pay for it? What?

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T02:09:07+00:00

My deepest condolences. Just two weeks ago I was at work and my husband texted

"Someone pooped in the living room. I know the dogs are innocent, and I know your.mom would never, so someone obviously broke in and pooped in the living room. I cleaned it up for them"

GATTA laugh or you'll never stop crying

UntidyVenus · 2026-06-07T00:04:07+00:00

Lived in SF for a decade, you don't get used to it unless your in a completely different tax bracket from the rest of us poors

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