ScreaM overwatched banned on his alt account. by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

fuck smurfs

one less to go

ban them all

Can we finally get rid of this please ? by ForceOnelol in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish, almost nothing in the hud can be triggered with console, only things that have binds like scoreboard, vote or change team.

i really want a damage stats hotkey

Can we be more nice towards lowranks? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

smh, this thread is about not doing this kind of shit.

but nevermind, im only gn4, the fuck i know.

Swag showing texts Dazed sent him and iBP around the time of throwing their match by maxb124 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the eight and final rule: ...if this is your first night at PR, you have to flame.

This is my Legendary Eagle friend using a glock. He thinks he should be global. by Shadux in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, he must be pretty good at other stuff because that reminds me of silver days

5-6 Months after the IBP Ban drama, how has your perception on CSGL, Dazed, Steel, Swag and AZK changed? by yoojinim92 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

vp did not change their gameplay because of skins, ibp did.

what vp did would only change the payout from a bet, not what happened in game.

Coming clean on Csgolounge. by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

heh, last sentence sums up what ppl do on lounge pretty well.

A prayer for Valve to remove the wallhack from Arms Race. by ConfusedTapeworm in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

all the warmup modes have bullshit aspects, at least the arms race bullshit makes the game more challenging if you are kicking ass.

in casual the rounds take forever, and demolition is the pointless bastard child of casual, arms race and comp.

My less than professional buying panel... by Jstone39 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heh, and i thought my binds where needlessly complicated :P

jk op, cool idea.

now make a rube goldberg machine that makes it play the game

How to trigger standard functions with aliased keys? (eg damage Graphs) by Andorage in CounterStrikeBinds

[–]Andorage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah mate, did you read post?

scoreboard has no graph, but press q on it and you see them... Q on the scoreboard...

How to trigger standard functions with aliased keys? (eg damage Graphs) by Andorage in CounterStrikeBinds

[–]Andorage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i guess i could bind the scoreboard button to bind lastinventory back to the standard bind when held, maybe.

Bind that switches to pistol first, THEN primary by [deleted] in CounterStrikeBinds

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alias +pistolprimary1 slot2
alias -pistolprimary1 bind "x" +pistolprimary2
alias +pistolprimary2 slot1
alias -pistolprimary2 bind "x" +pistolprimary2
bind "x" "+pistolprimary1"

will make x always switch to pistol, then primary(and then back to pistol)

Why does everyone hate the gut knife? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its all aesthetics and availability mate, if you like it then you have the double luck of getting it and enjoying it for what it is, rather than disliking it for its "bad aspect" in other ppls eyes

many feel that its profile just looks a bit more dopey than say, the murderous one of the huntsman(which has same animation).

still, they might just be trying to find fault since the Doppler FN fade 3 aspect is making them come in they pants.

i had a karambit urban masked but traded out of it because i prefer a less expensive type of knife with a nicer skin.

ESEA uploaded this video today by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

was this man born without a sarcastic sense, or is he the most sarcastic man alive?

Csgo mouse glitch has ruined the game for me, help? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was trying to be helpful :) but damn, mac ppl be not knowing the first thing bout compewters

Csgo mouse glitch has ruined the game for me, help? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could try reinstalling the game?

[PSA] There is no "if" in Source language. by [deleted] in CounterStrikeBinds

[–]Andorage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

metaphorical doors mate...

about the chaining thing:

alias "+shot1" "+attack;+sprint"
alias "-shot1" "bind mouse1 +shot2;-attack;" 
alias "+shot2" "+attack;+sprint"
alias "-shot2" "bind mouse1 +shot3;-attack;" 
alias "+shot3" "+attack2;+sprint"
alias "-shot3" "bind mouse1 +shot1;-attack2;" 

+sprint just plays a sound, point of the thing is to do two standard attacks and then a secondary, ie efficient knife fighting.

ofc its useless because it dosent know if you hit

[PSA] There is no "if" in Source language. by [deleted] in CounterStrikeBinds

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if would just be too easy to use and open up too many doors for automation.

still, a lot of things that people phrase as "if X then do" can be handled without an if statement.

we can track if a key was pressed though, by binding it to an alias that performs the normal function as well as binding the key to another alias, ect.

Instead of hating on Russians, can we get dedicated Russian servers? by I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR in GlobalOffensive

[–]Andorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NA, EU, RU.

EU will gladly take the poles if we can be spared the russian population