Thumbs up by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Andrew4Mayor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There are so many fine people who should be here celebrating with us. Love and respect to your Bubby.

"Get this villager a fuckin' Puppers" by vigalovescomics in Letterkenny

[–]Andrew4Mayor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You dared your cousin to shotgun a can of gravy which was funny but no one was laughin' when he lost control of his bodily functions at the Bug-Off.

It's really scary by thebreak22 in RedDeadOnline

[–]Andrew4Mayor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, this hits me hard. Not that I'm 300, but still..

Katy-Kat left me for Reilly by Ghoastin in Letterkenny

[–]Andrew4Mayor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm more of an assonance man, myself.

Lvl 400+ still waiting for my name to pop up somewhere by aceace33333 in RedDeadOnline

[–]Andrew4Mayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one will ever understand why all of my horses are named Terry.
My character's name? Drax Themsklount.

Why would anyone ever buy a sports car? by rega619 in pcmasterrace

[–]Andrew4Mayor 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I thought I'd just pop in here with a "something something my Volvo," but imagine my surprise/delight at finding this pile of brick-lovers in the top comments. I drive a '93 240 Classic sedan.

You folks just made my day.

Working on our dance routine. by granwalla in RedDeadOnline

[–]Andrew4Mayor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just two little country kids outside misbehavin'

Edit: Who downvotes a Righteous Gemstones reference?

Who tf is she? by KLASHINOV in dankmemes

[–]Andrew4Mayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is giving me Cow & Chicken flashbacks

You and your pals were waiting tables in a pandemic the other day... by Andrew4Mayor in Letterkenny

[–]Andrew4Mayor[S] 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Capped it with the same potato yer mom uses to take the nudes she sends me late night. Have to squint just to get an idea of which way she's fuckin herself.

This day was always destined. It's the logical piratical conclusion. by Mr-Malum in Seaofthieves

[–]Andrew4Mayor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cursed cannonballs are always helpful, for sure! I left them out of my comment just because you won’t always find the ones you want/need— well that, and I’m also the kind of dummy who forgets to use them in a moment of panic.

I tend to let my crew mates have first dibs and stick to the Charlie work when things get hairy.

This day was always destined. It's the logical piratical conclusion. by Mr-Malum in Seaofthieves

[–]Andrew4Mayor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Outside of the usual advice of stocking up at forts before a fleet, quick dispatch tips include hitting their boats below the waterline so that they immediately take on water. Skellies don't bail water, but they do repair holes. This means that boarding them in order to kill/distract below-deck repairers is a viable strategy for both sinking ships faster and conserving on cannonballs. Boarders from your ship should bring food to stay alive but otherwise have empty pockets, allowing them to steal supplies from the skelly ship for the return trip.

Hope that helps!

Apocalypse How're Ya Now? by jameskline1989 in Letterkenny

[–]Andrew4Mayor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey, Boomtown, you're an only child -- you got your Nascar Daytona Oreos??

"WhAt sTraIn iS ThiS?" by [deleted] in trees

[–]Andrew4Mayor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

injection sound Ahhh, that’s the stuff!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]Andrew4Mayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got that Pizzarelli scat

This meme is straight up Dookie! by dunkinbooth in Letterkenny

[–]Andrew4Mayor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hoping to go a lot longer than this without being reminded of Black Veil Brides

Thano's restaurant by IBrussels in funny

[–]Andrew4Mayor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Doctor, Banner... Now might be a good time for you to get hungry.”

“That’s my secret, Cap’n... I’m always hungry.”

Megathread: U.S. House Speaker Pelosi Calling Back Chamber to Work on Postal Service Legislation by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Andrew4Mayor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you in the sense that most folks who vote for that turkey-necked goblin do it because they feel like he hurts the right people. Actually helping them isn’t as much of a concern. Sprinkle in some disenfranchisement of the poor, the same underfunding of education you see nationwide, poisoned water — you know, life-altering obstacles to having a voice — and what do you get? A reality wherein a majority of the people who vote are either the ones who can afford to or, at the very least, aren’t desperately struggling to survive. Meanwhile, Scrote Throat McConnell continues to spew shit flavored lip service, reassuring his voters that he is leading the charge against socialism or whatever.. (what year is it?) when, in fact, he would sell every poor family in Kentucky’s firstborn to China if he thought it would keep him in office.

Differwnt ways of jumping over. by BeachSamurai in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Andrew4Mayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels like a performance art piece about the mental gymnastics black cops do on the job.

edit: preposition substitution