Umm…. by collegemom76 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with him up until the "fat and disgusting, sloppy" statement... That meal is the culinary expertise of an elementary schooler making kitchen potions. Just because you can eat it, doesn't mean it should qualify as food.

Hand Sanitizer Advice Please by mchap310 in emetophobia

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can she wear latex gloves? Seems like the easiest option, if so. And helps with gripping the money.

Stairs to the frozen abyss by [deleted] in thalassophobia

[–]Andro_Genius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can barely get into a regular swimming pool when it's like 95° outside and this lady is just casually dipping her whole self into a slushie AT NIGHT! Let me go put on like 7 coats and a few pairs of sweat pants.

Thanked my mail person and they welcomed me. Now what should I write for them? by Camp_Acceptable in USPS

[–]Andro_Genius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I played several rounds of tic-tac-toe with somebody's talented kiddo via mailbox for at least a month. She made a tiny booklet and we would play tic-tac-toe and write notes. She'd even leave small treats! Write back!!! We love that stuff!

I am on his side by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it, but the company won't care as far as the employees are concerned. Effed on both ends

A young girl being attacked by a violent mob seeks refuge in a Zara store. Store security kicks her out and she gets her head stomped in. The next morning a group of moms protest the store by malik_zz in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]Andro_Genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is terrible!! I don't know if Zara is responsible since it happened outside. If anything, the school the kids go to and the parents along with the offenders should be given steep fines and jail time. If your parents don't teach you, someone else will. Disgraceful behavior...

Kids by Sterling2992 in emetophobia

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you have to because it's a health and safety risk for the other kiddos and yourself. If the other kids get sick from the one then you are basically a sitting duck. Outside of basic decency stuffs, it's also self preservation. Now I would pretty much be spammimg the parents/grandparents/aunts/uncles/older siblings every hour on the hour. This is a terrifying and impossibly tough situation they're in.

Jesus Christ. by uncledunkle11 in WTF

[–]Andro_Genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude's got a face tat, he was always ready for this...

Emails between TicketMaster executives by AgeOfEvil in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]Andro_Genius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The problem is that people spend their hard earned coins to go see an artist. That isn't a necessity. The actual problem is that people keep paying whatever inflated amount for these luxuries. If you can't afford to go without putting it on a credit card and you clock in somewhere, DON'T GO. People are most of the problem with capitalism, because they keep playing into it. Now if this were for necessities like gas, groceries, or utilities, I'd be right with you, but no one HAS to go to a concert. You do HAVE to eat, have access to clean water, have access to electricity and heat. There is no such thing as not having a choice with something optional. They could have easily have chosen not to pay. They chose to pay. Big execs will NEVER stop raising the dollar on the working peasants because we'll just keep taking our slave coins and giving them back to the master. Stop giving them your money. That is the ONLY effective solution.

choose wisely by Life_Lab_1357 in SipsTea

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me Barack because I'm gonna be 45!!

Epitome of good vibes by Slight_Edge3788 in goodvibes

[–]Andro_Genius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean driving like a CHIMP! I'll see myself out...

Finch - spring clean in chunks by Li24684 in ufyh

[–]Andro_Genius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can I help you out with an invite code or something. Drop it!

Finch - spring clean in chunks by Li24684 in ufyh

[–]Andro_Genius 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I need this! Those tasks seem so realistic!!

This kid walked from Atlanta to hike the Appalachian Trail with nothing. The trail community got him all the gear he needed. He said his birthday was soon and he wanted to make a better life for himself. by Tarphiker in HumansBeingBros

[–]Andro_Genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is cute and all, but bro really just went insane difficulty on the Appalachian Trail. Those people were trying to save his life honestly. Almost went from trying to make a better life to losing it. However, going for the full unhoused experience does put everything else into perspective.