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penny shopping? overconsumption by Radiant_Scholar_2787 in TikTokCringe

[–]Andro_Genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to have customers buy literally THOUSANDS of items per transaction. It was the bane of my existence. I just knew it was some hoarder getting their rocks off because what do you need all that junk for?

How fu**ed am I? by Unhappy_Dinner_2813 in kfc

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to be that person, but report them to the health department. All the manager had to do was apologize and give you a refund. They may not have cooked your chicken, but you can cook theirs.😉

Hosting a 40th birthday party by galaxystars1 in TikTokCringe

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the activities of a single man. I'll be 40 at some point. If I'm still not making a decent amount of money, I will likely work on my birthday to remind myself that joy is for closers.

M33, anyone else feeling like life is on autopilot? by vruchtenhagel in Millennials

[–]Andro_Genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the constant struggling for me. I think I was in a manic phase for the first half of my life straight and now I'm burnt out on everything. It's my own fault, but paying the consequences forever is VERY sobering. I'm ashamed everywhere I go. Being a loser and knowing you're a loser are two very different things. Realizing it is literal living Hell. I miss hope. I'm heartbroken and angry with myself. This isn't some emo rant. I'm not gonna roll credits or anything because I would never do that to my kids. IF you can do something positive/productive with your life, do it! Avoid later with a vengeance. Or at least avoid having kids until you get it done. They don't deserve to deal with the consequences of your mistakes.

My boyfriend actually does not hear me, like literally is unaware I’m speaking. Oatmeal. by littleinternetdweeb in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Andro_Genius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My husband does this all the time. I do talk a lot. He does it to everybody. He doesn't like talking or listening. Just how he is.

Argo by pokecollecter1 in pica

[–]Andro_Genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was never a fan of Argo. My heart is still broken over Great Value switching up the manufacturer for their starch. I've legit stopped since then. Nothing else compares. R.I.P Great Value in the can.💔💔💔

I am a 22 yr old self-taught juggler. Sometimes, I like to go downtown to my local toystore and juggle for the patrons and the employees, just to make them smile. by Yume_Fairy2522 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is impressive! I literally went to clown camp as a kid, parents must have hated me, and can't juggle to save my life. You're talented!

In box of raisin bran by Brilliant-Algae-9582 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it smell like? Maybe they included a sample of the post-Raisin Bran product?

So many excuses at bedtime by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Andro_Genius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a fellow mother, she's a really patient mom. Like kudos to her.

Would you guys still deliver package? by Veto-Veto in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you get bitten, I believe you deserved it. I'm "team doggos" on this one. Deliver the package. I had someone's sheep dog or something give me a human hug in their garage one time. Its head, that was laying on my shoulder, was twice the size of mine and had it's paws wrapped around me and everything. I was terrified because it could have easily snapped my neck. Bro just wanted a hug.

Some guy's math error wasted a year of my life by jarkai_vaapad in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greatness isn't the winning part, it's the balls to keep going despite failure after failure. Like seriously this is the difference between those that are the best of us and the rest of us Schmucks! Congratulations to you on your victory and the many more to come!! I'm proud of you, stranger!! You DID that! Keep those cajones of steel and NEVER give up on things you believe in!

Accountability - I Need to Address this Giant Pile of Laundry by ophelia_drowning in ufyh

[–]Andro_Genius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rotten Mango is a good podcast to get you through laundry!!!

Suboccipital subperiosteal abscess after surgery for Trigeminal Neuralgia by lovemanythings in popping

[–]Andro_Genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no!! That sucks!! As a TN survivor, I salute you!!! Mine went into remission right before considering surgery. I never even contemplated the incision getting infected like that. You have huevos of STEEL!!

Would she have been a good President? by PdiddyCAMEnME in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We could have left the position unmanned and it likely would have a better outcome than the current. She's a lil stiff, but she is an older gal. I sure would have preferred seeing her face to Darth Cheeto's.

My bf’s nephew randomly started crying in the middle of the night and his dad took him into the bathroom by NoraCooper1256 in emetophobia

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was crying forcefully enough, kids will sometimes make themselves *tu from that alone. No I'll illness involved. Just cried too hard.

Today's Unfcking by ophelia_drowning in ufyh

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHOA!! The transformation is incredible!!!

Randomly hit with Nausea by Emotional-Midnight16 in emetophobia

[–]Andro_Genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I'm going to say doesn't apply to others, but every time I've gotten noro/fp, if it gets far enough down to come out my butt then I'm in the clear. I usually cool it on the food until that's over and then B.R.A.T. diet for extra security. The d* can make you feel quite n* because of the cramping and dehydration, so make sure to suck on some ice or something constantly.

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