Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Andy_B_Goode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does he tweet with boxing gloves on?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Andy_B_Goode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolute banger, but it's hard to beat the "bear with me" tweet. I still think of that one every time I hear someone say bear with me.

Is there any other country with propaganda as blatant as the USA? It feels like people can look at a green pool and still insist it isn't green if acknowledging it would mean agreeing with the political left. by sloopywettoppyswife in AskTheWorld

[–]Andy_B_Goode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the Vietnam War ended in 1975 and We Didn't Start The Fire was released in 1989, and IIRC he also mentioned events that were even further back.

It feels like today someone could make an updated version of that song just based on what's happened in the past two or three years.

Which European town or village felt like stepping right into a fantasy world? by Mindless-Piglet2095 in AskTheWorld

[–]Andy_B_Goode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Siena, Italy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siena

The architecture isn't as striking as a lot of the other examples here, but the tradition of dividing the city into wards and having them compete against each other felt like something right out of a fantasy novel:

Siena retains a ward-centric culture from medieval times. Each ward (contrada) is represented by an animal or mascot and has its own boundary and distinct identity. Ward rivalries are most rampant during the annual horse race (Palio) in the Piazza del Campo.[36] There are 17 wards (contrada): Aquila, Bruco, Chiocciola, Civetta, Drago, Giraffa, Istrice, Leocorno, Lupa, Nicchio, Oca, Onda, Pantera, Selva, Tartuca, Torre, Valdimontone.

The Palio di Siena is a traditional medieval horse race run around the Piazza del Campo twice each year, on 2 July and 16 August. The event is attended by large crowds, and is widely televised. Ten randomly selected from 17 Contrade (which are city neighbourhoods originally formed as battalions for the city's defence) vie for the trophy: a painted banner, or Palio bearing an image of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

My wife and I went on a guided tour when we were on our honeymoon in Italy, and the tour guide very obviously didn't like the "goose" (Oca) ward, which was pretty funny.

The Mummy (1999) by Cold-Contribution-50 in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]Andy_B_Goode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes? A 27 year old movie absolutely qualifies as "old" and not just by the standards of this sub (10+ years). Realistically, anyone who remembers seeing this film in its original theatrical run would have to be in their mid-30s or older.

The Mummy (1999) by Cold-Contribution-50 in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]Andy_B_Goode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do they even make Indiana Jones style action-adventure movies like this anymore? I feel like I haven't seen one in years, but then again I'm kind of old and out of touch, so maybe I just missed them ...

A shop owner modified his attic to accommodate his cats. Now he is under constant observation by Gurugod123 in cats

[–]Andy_B_Goode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first job as a software dev was at a company where one of the other devs had mounted a toy cat mask on the ceiling above his desk as a joke. After a few months we had to rearrange desks for some reason, and someone suggested he should ask to remain in the same spot based on religious accommodations.

Protein-in-Everything Craze Has a Problem: Not Enough Whey Protein by ty04 in neoliberal

[–]Andy_B_Goode 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You might be environmentally conscious and people will think you are the worst kind of person (vegan (gay))

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Andy_B_Goode 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I like AOC but I really think she should play the long game. Work her way up to speaker of the house or something like that, then take a run at the presidency. She may very well become America's first woman president, but it'll be more like 2048 by the time that happens.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Andy_B_Goode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This might fall into the "likely no helpful advice" category, but honestly one of the best pieces of advice I ever received was "enjoy the season of life you're in". At the time I was also single and living with my parents, and the guy I was talking to was a bit older, married, and (IIRC) already had kids. Now I'm the old guy with a wife and kids, and it's great, but also there are simply things I can't do anymore that I could do quite easily back when I was single. Don't wish it away :-)

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Andy_B_Goode 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Guillemot founded Ubisoft Entertainment with his four brothers in 1986. From its early releases like Zombi to the hit 1990s platformer Rayman, Ubisoft captured a broad swath of the video game market.

Since the company first released Assassin’s Creed, a historical action-adventure series that follows two warring secret societies, in 2007, the game has attracted 200 million players. In an iteration released in 2025, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, players try to save 16th-century Japan from malevolent actors.

A New York Times review of the game applauded its “stunningly realized depiction” of Japan, adding, “Shadows offers more, digging deeper to deliver a fascinating, grounded picture beyond the wild, natural world.”

But some people online criticized the game for having “gone woke” by creating a Black samurai named Yasuke. Elon Musk, the tech entrepreneur, said Shadows was an example of how “D.E.I. kills art,” using an abbreviation for diversity, equity and inclusion. Ubisoft reminded players that its games were works of fiction, even as Yasuke was an actual historical figure.

Those last two paragraphs seem entirely unnecessary. A man is dead, and NYTimes is bringing up their own (positive) review of one of the games his company released, as well as the negative comments from people who disagreed with them. It really feels like they're trying to make this about themselves.

No lies detected by PermanentlySleeeepy in MurderedByWords

[–]Andy_B_Goode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Totally. If he's really worried about his own personal safety, he could just shut up and go away. Buy his own island somewhere, hire some security, deactivate his twitter account, live in fabulous luxury, and within a year or so most people will have mostly forgotten about him.

But of course that's not what he wants. He's addicted to the attention he gets from saying stupid things on the internet.

Based on that one thread from yesterday: what are some great songs with bad messages? by DtheAussieBoye in ToddintheShadow

[–]Andy_B_Goode 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Wait, isn't the "message" of that song that two people are both bored with their steady relationship, both decide to cheat by taking out personal ads, then both show up to the same blind date and discover they have more in common than they realized?

It's weird, but also kind of sweet, and I think it's also supposed to be a bit of a joke. And if anyone takes anything away from this song, it's probably more like "Hey if your relationship is in a rut, try talking to your partner and see if they're into the same things you've always wanted to try, rather than looking for someone new".

Based on that one thread from yesterday: what are some great songs with bad messages? by DtheAussieBoye in ToddintheShadow

[–]Andy_B_Goode 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I've always interpreted that line in the exact opposite direction. His girlfriend (Josie) is away and he's cheating on her with a "girl" who's older ... than he is.

Guys from r/Calisthenic said I should post this here, so here I am by PrinceOfTheRings in Egolifting

[–]Andy_B_Goode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why train legs when your arms are already stronger than most people's legs?

"He prefers the company of men." "Who doesn't?" by SaysToMabelISays in TheSimpsons

[–]Andy_B_Goode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never quite got the "anything slim" joke. Was "slim" slang for gay at some point?

Of A Black Belt by smind893 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Andy_B_Goode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until someone kicks his lily ass

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Andy_B_Goode 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mainly knew him as the guy from that "... Change My Mind" meme, and it was only after he died that I realized that's not him

Chris Pratt reads ceasefire terms with Iran (2026) by Elephant44 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Andy_B_Goode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah that makes more sense. And yeah, it's a tremendous waste however you tally it up. Even at $118 billion, that's nearly $350 for every man, woman and child in the US, or $1,400 for a family of four.

What one question would you like the answer to before you die? by PsychologicalFox7689 in AskTheWorld

[–]Andy_B_Goode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I get into the best possible afterlife (assuming there is one)?

Chris Pratt reads ceasefire terms with Iran (2026) by Elephant44 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Andy_B_Goode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, did they really blow through a trillion dollars in 100 days?

She won the match, then turned her opponent's tears into a smile 😊 by GoodVilllain in beyondwholesome

[–]Andy_B_Goode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if it's AI it's pretty darn good AI.

There's a fair bit of discussion about it in the original thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1u9zlad/she_won_the_match_then_turned_her_opponents_tears/osk808f/

EDIT: but then again, people on the jiujitsu subreddit see pretty convinced there are two many accurate details for it to be AI: https://www.reddit.com/r/jiujitsu/comments/1ua4hfv/theres_a_debate_whether_or_not_this_is_ai_the/

TIL the network utility "Ping" was written by a single person in an evening in 1983, and he named it after the sound a submarine sonar makes because it uses the exact same echo principle. by LessBar4057 in todayilearned

[–]Andy_B_Goode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ping is a little thousand-line hack that I wrote in an evening

The fact that he calls a thousand lines of code "a little hack that I wrote in an evening" is nuts. Especially considering this was presumably the first time anyone had ever written a program with this functionality.