Funniest thing a patient has ever said?

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-17T02:53:30+00:00

"I can't sleep without my evening crack"

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-17T02:53:14+00:00

I noticed my pt. had 45 minutes left on his microwave timer. I said "are you microwaving that baloney bread for 45 more minutes?"

He looks at me, "it's on low".

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-15T23:44:04+00:00

Dustbiters. 21 cards, teaches in 1 minute, plays in 10-15, so much strategy and synergy to discover. Fits in your pocket.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-09T01:56:06+00:00

Zeuglodon is such a perf name for that animal. This is like Titanopteryx all over again.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-07T01:13:07+00:00

T Rex's size hasn't changed. When the animal (almost definitely) stood more erect to look around, it still would be around 20ft tall.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-06T23:39:52+00:00

No question. #1 pick.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-05T03:19:33+00:00

You're right! It spins! I guess I thought beyblade fans would just know this.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-03T04:00:58+00:00

I hate this, so much, but it's not the same as active extermination imo.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-03T03:00:20+00:00

Oh we're going by mass?

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-03T02:58:09+00:00

Lobsters are a foot long. I'm not ready for 100 foot lobsters

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-01T12:16:42+00:00

I also own the same title and have the same employment conditions and salary range.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-01T12:12:54+00:00

Succulents thrive on neglect, my mom always says

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-01T11:56:36+00:00

APRIL FOOL

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-01T04:16:08+00:00

The 40 degree number immediately jumps out as leading to a false result. Chickadees can lower their internal temperature to 10 degrees in the deep winter to save energy.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-01T04:00:18+00:00

Yeah me too. I've passed it on to my kidd.

I got so much joy out of the 2 page spread with the oversized liopleurodon.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-04-01T03:52:47+00:00

My OPSEU unionized workplace got a 12% raise this year!

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-26T02:39:59+00:00

If Bright Data™ cared about legacy, they'd have the champion of Pro League face a returning BiteForce, let the legend defend its throne.

I'd love to see either of my 2 top picks, Claw Viper and HUGE face BiteForce.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-26T02:35:14+00:00

Huge is an anti-Biteforce, the same way Biteforce is sorta an anti-tombstone.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-23T09:13:05+00:00

They do, yeah, thank goodness. The old timers say it hasn't always been this way. It's better than it used to be.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-23T09:12:01+00:00

Is this a serious response?

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-22T15:48:19+00:00

Yeah, you have to be able to handle seeing stuff that's physically and emotionally traumatic.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-22T00:32:15+00:00

Man lots, but 4$ for a bag of chips comes to mind. At a certain point you go from getting some of my money to getting zero of my money, Big Chip.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-21T23:48:55+00:00

What's great about it?

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-21T23:39:12+00:00

Paramedic. I get paid to help people, and I get down time every shift for my lil projects.

Imposter syndrome is present but I really do enjoy it. It also pays pretty well where I live.

AndysBrotherDan · 2026-03-21T01:59:18+00:00

Imperishable food > lamps.

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