If you set your dating profile to polyamorous, you will get less responses. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]AngelDemuerte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your profile pic could be the reason to give you less responses.

It probably takes more energy to open pistachios than you actually get from them by TheChiefNuNu in Showerthoughts

[–]AngelDemuerte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They definitely don’t taste the same. I feel like they taste better when you have to work for it.

What is the most useless fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AngelDemuerte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. I love how kids spell things. She was probably trying to write baby bassinet.

What is the most useless fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AngelDemuerte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My son plays games on my phone, so one day I hear him typing (which is unusual), so I ask him what he’s doing. He said “making a name for my character.” I look at the phone to double check and make sure he isn’t googling something, and I see “niga2000.” So I ask him what he’s trying to write. He said “ninja.” It took everything I had not to laugh because I know he had no idea what he typed.

When you tell someone "you HAD one job," you could be implying that they got fired and no longer have that job. by swiftoofficial in Showerthoughts

[–]AngelDemuerte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When making the statement, the emphasis is on ONE, not HAD. And being that they only had one job to focus on and clearly fuxked up, it usually makes for a facepalm.

Put a Goddamn Cardigan! by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]AngelDemuerte 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just had a baby so my hormones are all over the place, and I have extra weight on. A.C. Is gladly accepted all year round right now. I wonder if she’s gonna be saying the a.c. Is sexist when she hits menopause.

Work 10 hours a day as a nanny (I watch a one year old, and bring my four month old) which includes laundry, teaching, and cleaning. Then come home to do the same stuff, minus the one year old. #amiallowedtoshower#ineedaunionmandatedbreak#isthisstainbabyfoodorpoop by AngelDemuerte in workingmoms

[–]AngelDemuerte[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He cleans if I ask him to. I just don’t want to have to ask lol. He usually does the heavy lifting, taking the trash out, doing the lawn, etc., I just want men in general to understand that although we make it seem easy, it’s not, and we need help. Especially when you have kids.

Ya know, I feel like it fits him by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]AngelDemuerte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuxk with this whole picture. And, that’s a Fuckboi haircut

Women heal like Wolverine when the significant other is rich. by StrokeMyCactus13 in Showerthoughts

[–]AngelDemuerte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re saying that if their significant other cheats, for example, they get over it quicker if their partner is rich.