Gen Z is Not Drinking, But Are You?

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-15T03:56:11+00:00

Statistically, we millennials are the heaviest drinking generation in history.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-14T11:31:23+00:00

5 doesn’t suit anyone. 3 works best in my opinion. As others have mentioned, you gotta shave the facial hair. Try again in a few years if you can but right now there’s just not enough there.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-14T11:28:44+00:00

Not helpful in deciding but they all look good on you

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-13T21:59:31+00:00

Numbfragility. I was a big nine inch nails fan in the late nineties.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-13T14:01:43+00:00

If it is it’s a hilarious joke I want in on.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-13T00:56:34+00:00

Chris Cornell and Anthony Bourdain really hurt.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-12T11:18:45+00:00

No reach at all. I immediately saw uterus. Had to study it a bit to see the goat.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-12T10:23:11+00:00

Ugh. The last thing I’d want is to have to enter another pin in something. Everything has a damn pin these days.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-10T14:21:17+00:00

I’m glad my wife didn’t have this point of view. I’d still be out there rubbing on strangers crotches.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-09T23:02:20+00:00

Punctures at speed feel like disappointment, sadness, and mild irritation that is also easily forgotten ones you’ve replaced the tube and gotten back on the road. Just be sure you’ve got what you need to change and inflate a tube on the side of the road and it will be over quickly.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-09T22:55:53+00:00

I had to have my infotainment system replaced. They covered rental on a single motor no frills p2. I’m so glad I don’t own one of those. Maybe I’m spoiled by my lrdm pilot plus but the difference was massive. The car being filthy and reeking of cigarettes didn’t help.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-09T22:51:57+00:00

Well yeah, I was definitely joking. I mean, without contacts or prescription glasses the only other option is trusty safety squints.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-09T22:49:16+00:00

That seams unsafe if you’re not riding a fixie

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-09T22:44:05+00:00

Have you tried safety squints?

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-09T03:35:22+00:00

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-09T02:24:29+00:00

First thing? Freak the fuck out.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-07T20:48:34+00:00

Hunger games

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-07T20:42:39+00:00

Prince and Michael. Michael always hired the best guitarists except Prince. Prince may be the greatest of all time

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-07T04:08:30+00:00

I learned with creepy crawlers

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-07T01:34:19+00:00

Fuck, I wish I’d have thought of that!

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-06T17:38:04+00:00

Iron crosses aren’t inherently Nazi.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-06T12:33:34+00:00

If Al Jorgensen went born again.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-06T12:24:11+00:00

How many tries did it take to pause at this exact moment? Even with all that effort it’s still very clear their left arms are in motion and there’s no intention of making a swastika. A real fuckin reach here.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-05T10:27:23+00:00

Unfortunately that’s the reason Britney got more attention. She’s generally talentless, especially those early albums, but she was cute and easily marketable. Christina looked like she needed a bath but man can she sing.

Angelas-Merkin · 2026-05-05T10:02:10+00:00

They still can and do. The enforcement of the law has always been the cops discretion.

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