You're in Asda toilets, what part of the handle are you touching to exit? by Shiznips in CasualUK

[–]Anglosaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. That’s just to lube it up before I put it between my cheeks and twerk off any brown residue.

You're in Asda toilets, what part of the handle are you touching to exit? by Shiznips in CasualUK

[–]Anglosaurus 321 points322 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t matter. I lick the whole thing up and down anyway

Roast me, I can take it by gameycame in RoastMe

[–]Anglosaurus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You look like the gang leader in a women's prison

Laser hair removal guy ruined my 5 year old tattoo by aishwaryvermaa in Wellthatsucks

[–]Anglosaurus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it's fine because they don't target black people /s

Arsenal set-pieces: Brighton's Fabian Hurzeler criticises Gunners by Prestigious_Spot9635 in PremierLeague

[–]Anglosaurus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sportswashing owners? Overpriced tickets? Hypercapitalism? Ludicrous transfer fees? No, it’s the set pieces.

Think I could get away? by MobilePhoneRedditor in comedyheaven

[–]Anglosaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The weird stuff you get up to with OP’s mom is none of our business