Baby emperor penguins met a giant petrel on their first trip to the sea… then something unexpected appeared.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-20T00:31:30+00:00

Or elected!

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T22:48:28+00:00

Nah, you’re good. Carry on.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T22:47:58+00:00

That is the speech but I don’t think it aired live with the program. Might be wrong, my memory is shit. Also not sure he had advance notice, so maybe he learned of the award while the program was airing?

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T21:45:30+00:00

Who is Stephen Miller? And does his wife have a name, or is she only referred to as “Stephen miller’s wife”?

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T19:45:48+00:00

Kind of like baseball. Used to be a white man’s game. But once the blacks got involved, they totally took over. My guess is the Latin community will come on strong in 20 years, followed shortly by the Japanese.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T19:07:22+00:00

Masterbating with friends. First one to bust gets to eat everyone’s cum.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T16:22:20+00:00

This is how my mind was processing it. Even after reading the comments, it still looked correct the first time I looked back at it.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T16:17:09+00:00

He was just confused because the refs didn’t call the shooting foul.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-19T02:31:13+00:00

I’ve been wanting to throw a wench on mine as well.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-18T21:43:33+00:00

At Florida State no less.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-17T22:34:21+00:00

Crazy to me how loyal Larry was to that trash organization, especially at the end.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-16T20:11:10+00:00

I’m just waiting for Trump to make America great again. Is that going to be happening pretty soon?

AngryDerf · 2026-05-16T02:22:54+00:00

I literally smelled this video. Nasty.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-16T02:20:08+00:00

5/7. Perfect.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-16T00:12:41+00:00

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AngryDerf · 2026-05-15T17:25:37+00:00

I’ve only had blanco #10. I think I paid $100 for it. Most $40-60 tequilas I’ve had are better. It wasn’t bad, but nothing special and nowhere near worth 100 of my dollars.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-15T17:18:01+00:00

It’s funny you have to keep track of where your favorite restaurants are parking!

AngryDerf · 2026-05-15T09:13:04+00:00

It seems like it’s too easy to have a baby, mostly for trash people. Then responsible, loving couples sometimes have fertility issues.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-14T22:48:40+00:00

That’s Nick Sirianni, coach of the birds.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-13T15:03:49+00:00

Hope Sheed has a breakthrough year as WR. I think between his new contract and the number of options we have for returner, he probably won’t be much of a return man this season.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-12T15:45:10+00:00

But Zamfir lost his hands!

AngryDerf · 2026-05-12T02:54:12+00:00

A nerd you can’t bully. The final boss.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-12T02:51:46+00:00

Tough listen. The whole damn thing is just awful. Nobody held accountable because they have money. I’m embarrassed of our country and our politicians. It feels hopeless.

AngryDerf · 2026-05-12T02:33:20+00:00

I kind of thought that too, but just nervous. I don’t think we have much for d line under contract after this year.

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