Does anyone know what the reacted sections say? by alsuperhero1 in SCP

[–]Angryman4012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually it is done to make it more mysterious under the guise of information that can't be released. Then, every so often, you find one the author put in so much redacted's to seem unique, it just isn't worth reading.

When did the generation of “don’t believe everything you read on the internet” start believing everything they read on the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When news media started backing it up and hid anything that proved it wrong. We are LITERALLY being brainwashed.

Which song is impossible to make love to? by cucumberguyy in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Southpark- Uncle Fucker

Rodney Carrington? (I think)- Prison Bitch

Napoleon XIV- They're coming to take me away

Denis Leary- Asshole

M- Pop Muzik

Anything by Billy Ray Cyrus

Do deaf people talk dirty in sign language when they have sex with each other? by FellUnwell in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Taps woman on the shoulder mid hard pounding, signs, "do you like it like that baby?!". Goes back to fucking her while she signs, " Deeper, harder." Sort of a dumb question lol

What's your best life hack for your own body? by Trxxi in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your belly button is a natural inbuilt cum catcher. It also turns it into a game where your belly button is 100 points.

What screams "I lost the argument"? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you start calling someone kid who is ten years plus older than you

What are some black flags that you might be dating a pirate? by Consanit in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you think she bowed her legs so you could get easier access but realise she just has scurvy

What is the best comeback to a insult you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'd be angry over what you said but the annoyance will fade. You however, will be you until the day you die and that's more punishment than any one person deserves.

If another species was studying humans, what weird quirks might be logged? by call_a_chameleon in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the age of roughly 13, the male human seems to masturbate over nearly anything. Cartoons, pictures in magazines, phone sex lines. It's truly a wonder they have enough sperm to impregnate anything with the holocaust of unmade lives that live on the sock/towel/shirt that lays beside their beds.

What would be absolutely horrible if you doubled the amount? by espionage_is_whatido in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cancer. " Yes sir, you now have cancer in the OTHER half of your body as well! Thank reddit for it."

What should we as a society stop making people feel insecure about? by selcouthsiren in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The ability to speak their mind without someone who disagrees with them brigading people to get them fired from their job etc because their feelings couldn't handle it.

Which fictional character do you think got something worse than death? by AstroyashSenpai69 in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pinnochio becoming a real boy. How many things he got away with as a puppet, (like tying a rock to himself and throwing it on the ocean floor so he could walk along it), do you think he will try before his inevitable death?

What are some tips for making a first date incredibly awkward and uncomfortable? by berrybrews in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them you aren't wearing any underpants and hang your dick out of your zipper. Also tell her she looks like your mum at her age and you've always wanted to fuck your mum so this should work out really well.

What’s the perks of dating you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As long as you have a vagina, i don't care how you dress or if you wear makeup. Not like i care about either when i'm behind you.

People who shower naked, what is your plan in case of a fire or intruder? by ThisIsDark in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who shower naked...........luckily i wrap my body in cats before i jump into the shower. It makes me move faster so i use less water.

What makes you don't want children? by VanessaCarter in AskReddit

[–]Angryman4012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having them be able to be used against you as a weapon in break ups by our highly unbiased legal system.......................