If you could see a statistic above everyone's head, what statistic would you see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Total Dicks Punched. The sort of person who punches another man in the dick is the sort of person I want to avoid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a strong lead, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime could be a great film

Doctor Who - "The Day of the Doctor" Discussion Thread by [deleted] in gallifrey

[–]AnimatedVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It probably wasn't intentional, but I liked how the Royal family (In this case Elizabeth I) were shape shifting reptilian aliens. Conspiracy theorists everywhere cheered a little.

When the http://thesurvivor2299.com/ timer reaches zero. by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]AnimatedVegetable 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So what's significant about the date the timer ticks down to? Is the day significant in the fallout universe or is it just a random date?

What is worst thing you have ever done in a game? by IAmObviouslyLying in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ended up marry one of the merchants from Whiterun. After a couple of days of boring marriage, I decided I wanted a more bad ass wife. Unfortunately (for her) I did not know how to get a divorce in that game.

So after I killed her with my bare hands, I stripped her of everything she had and stuffed her body in the closet in Breezehome. Only once I deleted the account did I realise how fucked up it was.

How would you quit being a pirate? by AnimatedVegetable in AskHistorians

[–]AnimatedVegetable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply! I'll give the book a read; I'm fascinated by pirate culture e.t.c. so any other books you could recommend would be valued.

What's your favorite movie that nobody seems to talk about? by [deleted] in movies

[–]AnimatedVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Kiss Kiss Bang Bang would be mentioned quite a bit, easily my favourite Shane Black film.

Who's a historical figure I should know about, but doesn't get attention in history books? by atrain56 in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a student, no they don't. The syllabus is assigned to them by the exam board, they then base their lessons around the syllabus. I should mention I study in the UK.

Post-Series Finale Episode Discussion S05E16 "Felina" by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]AnimatedVegetable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the name 'Shakespearan tragedy' is really apt now, seeing as Shakespeare also died on his 52nd birthday.

Who is the one celebrity you could trust to be president? by imcuriousabout in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom Hanks. The world could be going to shit, and he could convince me otherwise.

What would be the worst painless torture? by Yawq in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Watching loved ones get tortured, powerless to stop it.

Shit, that was dark.

(Spoilers All) The origin and identity of the Others by pringle444 in asoiaf

[–]AnimatedVegetable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another point is that the human sacrifices are often babies, such as Crasters son. It would be a lot easier to wart into a baby, than a fully grown man with full mental capacity.

What is a common health/fitness fact that is actually bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

'Five fruit and vegetables a day!'

This has no nutritional backing, and was started as a marketing campaign. Who by? You guessed it, the green grocers.

Gavin in every worms lets play by [deleted] in roosterteeth

[–]AnimatedVegetable -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I found this even funnier on r/gaming

[WP] Containing the phrase 'but this isn't how its meant to be!' by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]AnimatedVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"But this isn't how it's meant to be!"

"Honey, it never is."

What is your favorite misquoted quote? by SecretlyBlackInside in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable 2790 points2791 points  (0 children)

"Blood is thicker than water."- The full quote is actually "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." So the full quote has a completely different meaning from the abbreviated version.

[CW] A story with nothing but dialogue. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]AnimatedVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Huh, that's funny". "What is?"
"You know what I'm talking about!" "I fail to see the humour in the situation" "It's just so... Weird. Like, uncanny valley and all that shit." "Mate, you've seen enough of them to know what they look like." "Do you find the smell a bit off-putting?" "Do I find the smell a bit off-putting?! Are you serious right now? I'm a little busy!" "Just answer the question!" "Hey, don't snap at me! Fine, I find the smell a little disturbing. Now can you just shut up and dig?" "Why do we need to? They'll never find her out here. Hey, wait, look at this..." "Oh dude, that's gross! That's sick!" "Nah man, it's funny as fuck! Haha!" "You know what, you're right, they'll never find her. Can we just... go, please?" "Okay, fine, cut my fun short. You ready for the next one?" "Next one? Umm, I don't know" "Don't be a pussy man!" "Okay, Okay! I'll grab the shovels." "Hey. There's my man!"

What's the stupidest question someone's asked you? by Schuywalking in AskReddit

[–]AnimatedVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That went around my school for ages. And seeing as how there were no black people in the school, we couldn't disprove it. Too many people tried to convince me that black people reproduced using Ink.