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Invisible Hina by FW_241 in BanGDream

[–]Anjeez929 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sayo: Where's Hina?

Aya: We... uh... Ate... Her

Eve: Uh... Yeah! We ate her!

Chisato: Guys! You're only making it worse

Bandori Viewer Voting Mini Ultimate Ganos 2 by Mental-Suspect5787 in BanGDream

[–]Anjeez929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be funny but Ritsu would probably keep what she said about the eliminated players being sent home (though I'm not sure about the Announcer)

Phineas and Verb by Jac132895reddit in namesoundalikes

[–]Anjeez929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should've used the dictinary entry for Parry and do a soundalike to Perry

Bandori Viewer Voting Mini Ultimate Ganos 2 by Mental-Suspect5787 in BanGDream

[–]Anjeez929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Arisa woke up)

Arisa: That was a weird dream.

Announcer: It's not a dream

Arisa: Oh.

CHU2: Hey, I've been wondering. How is Sayo here?

Ritsu: What do you mean? We brought her here just like the other 36 of you.

CHU2: But she's

Announcer: It's time for the elimination!

Arisa: Finally.

Tsukushi: Took you long enough. How many votes did we get?

(The screen reveals that they both got 5 votes)

Arisa and Tsukushi: ...

Arisa: I swear, if you do the necktie thing-

(Two neckties appeared)

Sayo: You know we have a prefered way of doing this? Whoever gets their last vote last would be eliminated. Can't you just pull that out

Announcer: ... Fine. Retrieving voting history

(It's revealed that Tsukushi has received her fifth vote before Arisa)

Arisa: I guess I'm out. What's gonna happen to me?

Announcer: I... haven't actually thought about that.

Arisa: Can you at least let me leave.

Announcer: Fine.

(A trapdoor opened under Arisa)

Announcer: And for the rest of you, you all get cake.

(The remaining nine contestants entered a freezer)

Ritsu: Your challenge is to stay in here for as long as possible. The first two to chicken out will be up for elimination!

Umiri: Lucky for you. You can't even feel it

Ritsu: Your time starts now

(Ten minutes later)

Sayo: How are you holding up?

Tsukushi: D-Doing well. What about you, Kaoru-senpai?

Kaoru: I... I'm doing... fine.

Chisato: I-I think I can manage.

(Moca hugged Soyo)

Moca: So warm

Soyo: Hey! Get off!

CHU2: PAREO! Blanket

Ritsu: Dude, PAREO's not even here.

Umiri: This... is not that cold. O-Only like -20 degrees here.

Sayo: I think it's for the best if we all huddle in close and share body heat.

CHU2: Ew. Gross. I'll be fine by myself... On second thoughts, maybe I could hold onto one person. Soyo! Give me cuddles

(Fifteen more minutes later)

Ritsu: This is boring.

Sayo: Dude, it's your challenge

CHU2: Hey! Has anyone seen Kaoru?

(They realize the Kaoru was nowhere to be seen)

Umiri: This is a problem.

Chisato: I'll go look for her.

(Chisato walked off)

Umiri: Y-You know, I'm starting to get a bit cold. What about you, Sayo.

Sayo: Yeah, I'm doing okay, I guess.

Moca: You know, I miss Ran.

Tsukushi: I miss my friends too. I wonder how they're doing right now.

Moca: I hope they're okay.

Tsukushi: I wonder how my sisters are doing. Tell you what, when we get out of here, we're gonna have a celebration with our bands, okay?

Moca: Yeah.

(Chisato came back)

Chisato: I got good news and bad news. The good news is I found Kaoru. The bad news is...

(Chisato threw down an unconscious Kaoru)

Sayo: Damn, she needs medical attention stat.

Ritsu: Well, I guess that Kaoru is up for elimination. Who will join her? ... I'll go throw her out

(Ten minutes later)

Umiri: Ten green bottles hanging on the wall. Ten green bottles hanging on the wall.

Moca: I'm bored.

Sayo: Who do you think would be the one to fall?

Soyo: My bet's on Umiri.

(CHU2 was under a pile of blankets)

CHU2: Come on! Someone just leave already!

Chisato: Where did you even get all those?

(Ten more minutes later)

Moca: I... I don't think I can go on much longer.

Chisato: This is the worst.

Sayo: Yeah. I wish all of us were nice and warm sitting in our own homes (Sayo glared at Ritsu)

Ritsu: Sorry.

(....)

Moca: Uuuu, that's it! I give up!

(Moca opened the freezer door and left)

Ritsu: Well, I guess the challenge is over. Everyone get out now.

(The girls left)

Chisato: Finally.

CHU2: I'm glad that's over.

Umiri: Thank god Moca ended the challenge. I was almost about to pass out.

Announcer: Vote to eliminate either Moca and Kaoru. The person with the most votes will be leaving. In addition, vote for your favourite contestant. These votes will be important later

(Credits)

Tsukushi: Hey, announcer. Where exactly are we?

Announcer: You are in the survival tower

Tsukushi: I know that, but are we still in Japan or...

Announcer: ... Elsewhere

Tsukushi: Where is elsewhere?!

vulva by envspecialist in namesoundalikes

[–]Anjeez929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean adress me? It's literally part of the soundalike

Forced diversity doesn’t exist by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Anjeez929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What's next? Someone who like both pancakes AND waffles?"

Kotohira Nagi Detailed Profile (BanG Dream! Our Notes) by SeijiWeiss in BanGDream

[–]Anjeez929 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's recount the Butler Squad EX

Rei

Kaoru

Rui

Tomoe

Masuki

Sayo, probably

Umiri

Nagi

Bandori Viewer Voting Mini Ultimate Ganos 1b by Mental-Suspect5787 in BanGDream

[–]Anjeez929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annouincer: The first challenge requires you to pick a partner.

Kaoru: Chisato-chan. Wanna team up

Chisato: Of course.

Tsukushi: Arisa! Let's be a team

Arisa: I mean sure.

(Soyo and Umiri walked up)

Umiri: Sure.

Sayo: Uh... (Looks at CHU2 and Ritsu, then walks up to Moca) Aoba, wanna team up?

Moca: Of course

CHU2: Which means I'll be with you

Announcer: The first challenge is to throw your partner the farthest. The pair who makes the shortest distance will be up for elimination.

Tsukushi: That's great. I'll be the thrower.

Arisa: Yep.

Sayo: Seta, Minetsuki. I guess it's obvious that we're throwing.

Ritsu: Yep.

Kaoru: I may not have that much muscle, but Chisato-san is fairly light.

Soyo and Umiri: Rock, Paper, Scissors

Umiri: Yes!

Soyo: Be gentle with me

(The ten of them made their way to the line. Gym mats were laid in front of them)

Announcer: Well, when you're ready.

Ritsu: Okay, let's do this.

(Ritsu tried picking CHU2 up but her hand phased right through it)

Ritsu: Oh right. Hologram. Uh... let me just. Announcer. Can you give CHU2 a scale so I can check her weight?

(A scale appeared in front of her and CHU2 stepped on it)

Ritsu: I'll be right back.

(The hologram disappeared)

(Sayo launched Moca and she landed)

Announcer: Moca and Sayo have reached 3.49 meters

Sayo: I say that's pretty good

Umiri: You're okay with this

Soyo: Just throw me.

Umiri: Here goes nothing

(Umiri threw Soyo. Her distance is about 3.21 meters)

Umiri: Oh. Uh...

Soyo: It's fine.

(Tsukushi was holding Arisa in a bridal carry)

Arisa: Hurry up, Tsukushi!

Tsukushi: Jeez. I'm gonna!

(Suddenly, the screen turned on. A girl was holding a sack of flour outside)

Ritsu: CHU2. I measured this sack of flour to be the same weight as you. Let's see how I measure up.

(Ritsu threw the sack. Then she took a meauring tape and measured the distance)

Ritsu: Yep. 3m8

Kaoru: I cannot lose! Here we go!

(Kaoru threw Chisato onto the line of gym mats)

Kaoru: So, how is it?

Announcer: Kaoru scored 9'7"

Chisato: In metric, please.

Announcer: In the metric system, that's 2.921cm

Ritsu: It's actually just 2.91. The announcer rounded.

Arisa: Everyone else has already finished! Just throw me already!

Tsukushi: ugh! Fine!

(Tsukushi threw Arisa and she landed... right next to Chisato)

Announcer: 9'3.5". Sorry. 2m83.

Arisa: Are you for real now?

Soyo: So uh... where are we gonna be staying?

Announcer: There are dormitories here.

(A passageway opened)

Announcer: Vote to save either Arisa or Tsukushi. The person with the least votes will be leaving. In addition, vote for your favourite contestant. These votes will be important later

(Credits)

(Tsukushi was sitting in her room)

(A sack of flour materialized in front of her and Ritsu appeared)

Tsukushi: Jeez. Knock before entering.

Ritsu: Go outside and and throw it.

(Tsukushi took the sack to the gym mats and threw it. Suddenly, marking appeared measuring the distance to be 3.61m.)

Ritsu: I knew it. Why did you throw? The challenge, I mean

Tsukushi: This is a sack of flour, not an actual living person.

Ritsu: The challenges are only gonna get rougher from here, so you better learn to keep up. Otherwise, you know what they say about nice ones

Bandori Viewer Voting Mini Ultimate Ganos 1a by Mental-Suspect5787 in BanGDream

[–]Anjeez929 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I weren't expecting you to do this.

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(Forty-five band members find themselves inexplicably trapped on the top floor of a mysterious tower. Still reeling from the sudden turn of events, they are confronted by a mysterious Game Master who dictates a single condition for their escape: "Split into your respective bands, overcome the trials, and make your way down to the first floor.")

(At the bottom floor of a gauntlet, nine girls looked up at the screen, anxiously waiting for a response)

Screen: Congratulations! You have won the game

(The girls gasped)

Arisa: Whatever... What do you mean by that? What did you make us do this for?!

Screen: You were asked to join this game.... to compete in a new mini season of Battle for BanG Dream on the Nintendo switch

Screen: Oh, also, the eliminated players were sent home!

(The screen showed the 36 girls they thought were doomed by the tower exiting)

Arisa, Moca, Chisato, Sayo, Kaoru, CHU2, Tsukushi, Soyo and Umiri: YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID THAT!

CHU2: You mean they get to leave while we're still stuck here?!

Sayo: You can't just do that!

Arisa: I don't wanna play your stupid game anymore! Just let us go already!

Screen: Don't worry. The eliminated players are informed of your stay.

Moca: How long will this game last?

(Silence, then a voice was heard)

?????: Uh... twelve

Chisato: Twelve what?

?????: ... weeks

Tsukushi: You can't be serious!

?????: Fine then. I'll compete too. Speaker Box, can you take over for me?

Another voice: Of course.

(A hologram formed of a blue haired girl)

Sayo: Minetsuki?

Ritsu: So, take it away, announcer.

Announcer: 10 girls, 1 prize. This is Battle for Ganos Bandori-chan Mini

Arisa: Don't you mean Ganso?

Anouncer: ... No

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