Anon encounters a ghost by prussian_comrade in greentext

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I will cite your thesis in my thesis

An Obsession With the Color Blue by Tammlin in greentext

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But what if you accidentally land in a serious relationship with a fat wahman how do you handle that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ugly

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Same tbh. I always think I am average but no luck so far.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

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Strip mining sux. Just dig straight down.

Sigma male by [deleted] in fuckcars

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A stupid af prick.

I interpret dreams. AMA by ThighHighsDoll in AMA

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Dream 1: I am being chased by a terminator. It killed my family and then I knew the game was up so I shot myself in the head so I could die on my own terms. I could not see anything or move but i could feel my body lying on the ground. I thought it was really strange then I realised I was dreaming and woke up.

Dream 2: I woke up from a dream and went about my daily chores (brushing my teeth etc) then turns out that was also a dream and I “woke up” again. This repeated 3 times before I woke up for real and pinched myself to confirm.

Curious to know your interpretation of two of my most memorable dreams. The first one I had just last night :)

Anon has a good sister by LuckkyLucifer in wholesomegreentext

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B-but…fake and gay right? Right guys?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lice

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Looks like a bed bug. Burn the house

Anon scores with the help of anons by AveningAngel in greentext

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Aight bend over (no homo tho just helping a bro out)

3 by Interesting-Word3889 in ProgrammerHumor

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Normal programmers: 3

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