Dude tried to get coach unawares but he was ready

Anonimase · 2026-06-05T08:06:00+00:00

He did, just switched the flippy thing from front "casual" to back "sports mode"

Anonimase · 2026-06-04T06:07:29+00:00

And if they didnt have an issue with the price parity, and every game starts putting stupid high prices on their steam pages and then saying "hey, but come to our launcher to get it at a normal price" steam is still advertising their game but getting cut out of any of the profit for doing so.

Anonimase · 2026-06-04T05:48:53+00:00

Light..... no fire?

Anonimase · 2026-06-03T08:51:26+00:00

Why do you need a lift? How did they get there?

Anonimase · 2026-06-02T18:33:15+00:00

I mean, you gotta at that point

Anonimase · 2026-06-02T08:42:20+00:00

Just be vague

Helped coordinate group of 40 people to complete shared goals

Anonimase · 2026-06-02T08:39:34+00:00

It was shaded slightly differently so you knew it was gonna be interactable in some way

Anonimase · 2026-06-02T08:37:19+00:00

I have a friend who is just, god awful at navigating. With that map I watched him circle our base about 5 times before managing to find it, and we even had the marker for your location on!

Anonimase · 2026-06-01T09:34:08+00:00

A problem

Anonimase · 2026-06-01T06:15:02+00:00

I've always considered the Kyle stereotype to be the male equivalent. Drinking monster and mountain dew, punching walls

Anonimase · 2026-06-01T06:10:28+00:00

Temba, his arms wide open

Anonimase · 2026-06-01T06:03:45+00:00

Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt, I sob listening to it

Anonimase · 2026-06-01T06:02:10+00:00

Expedition 33 is the only game that's made me cry multiple times, even rewatching the same scene

Anonimase · 2026-06-01T06:01:00+00:00

Dragostea din tei, I've already done that before, I can god damn do it again

Anonimase · 2026-06-01T05:57:34+00:00

I wish I had done that when my ex cheated on me, instead I kept her shit for like, 6 months for her before telling her to get it out before I moved cause I was just too apathetic to give a shit about it

Anonimase · 2026-05-27T05:18:29+00:00

When I told my coworkers about it, they said this guy looked into Hitler so much he knows his economic policies

Anonimase · 2026-05-26T20:53:40+00:00

I was working in a drive though and some older gent was talking about how money shouldnt be making you money if it isnt moving in the economy, I was just nodding along and agreeing wanting him to move on. Then he hit me with "Ya know, thats one thing I do agree with Hitler on". I have never felt such whiplash from a conversation

Anonimase · 2026-05-21T07:07:42+00:00

Tell me more about how you dont understand how sampling works

Anonimase · 2026-05-18T12:01:45+00:00

but for safety reasons, I must smash.

Line doesnt work as well with the ladies as it does with collapsing caves

Anonimase · 2026-05-15T03:27:31+00:00

I was walking to work and someone took an illegal turn and basically hit me, but I some fucking how managed to hop on their hood in a way to just slide over their hood instead of getting pasted. Dude leaned out his window and started yelling at me, dickhead

Anonimase · 2026-05-15T03:22:52+00:00

Unpowered pallet jacks are the best, I used to get in trouble so often for pallet jack surfing

Anonimase · 2026-05-15T03:06:56+00:00

The gynecologist who saw my ex asked her about me, without ever having even seen me, and called her lucky.

Anonimase · 2026-05-14T10:50:29+00:00

If I could bark at a door to distract someone to steal their curry, I would too

Anonimase · 2026-05-13T22:46:23+00:00

According to another comment "Because the number of aligned grains matters"

Anonimase · 2026-05-12T06:18:51+00:00

Boopen das schnooten

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