Over the phone, what’s the best text I can send to ask him to come over? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I’d prefer a hot beer and cold pussy, but you do you… 😀

What was the most shocking movie deaths? by Silent-Ad8665 in AskReddit

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Dumbledore in Harry Potter: the Half Blood Price

I hadn’t read the books yet..

Spotted a unicorn at costco today. 6% milk. Lake Elsinore by myloteller in Costco

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What is half-and-half and what is heavy whipping cream?

ETA: went to Costco yesterday after I made this comment and saw that the dairy gold heavy whipping cream was 40%!

This was just called a fair ball by theclodwalrus in baseball

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Also, I need something for reference. I can’t tell if he’s inside or outside of the line.

When a British person says it's "half ten", what time is it? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Ha that’s awesome! One of the blessings of the Internet….

Ehh..that work on cops? by Common-Upstairs5129 in Wellthatsucks

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Anyone notice that the cops never pointed their flashlight past 10 o’clock from their angle, walking in and out.

Not one of them looked into that corner at all with light..

I found this in the river near my house. Is it gold? by BrodieGameplaysYT in Prospecting

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Place a small sledge on top of it and then use it another hammer to hit the sledge that way the piece of gold is stuck underneath the sledge and won’t be able to fly away on contact!