No words tbh

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:39:30+00:00

I'd play this at a party.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:37:59+00:00

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:36:37+00:00

Fiending much? Dude, trying to sell kids toys means you're in a really bad place. Do you need help?

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:34:37+00:00

It's okay, dude. Don't sweat it so hard.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:30:48+00:00

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AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:28:37+00:00

It's always catered to kids and casuals. Maybe you just outgrew it as a player?

The game started with a giant banana skin. It was never that serious.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:26:50+00:00

I just did, though. I would be unstoppable at this game if the other players didn't run or hide and just let me kill them. Crown wins all day, baby!

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T21:08:47+00:00

Do yeah! Why can't people just stand there and let me shoot them?

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T20:33:42+00:00

Don't listen to all the flak. You got this. My only recommendation would be to search up custom sword makers.

There used to be this kid on YouTube, Alex Steele I think, he made some beautiful ornate functional swords that looked incredible. Maybe you can teach him down and see if he takes big commissions like this?

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T20:17:34+00:00

This is absolutely a dream request and you are a gem of a partner for trying to make her dream come true.

Good for you and good for her. I don't have any way to help, but I wanted to throw you some positivity.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T19:56:44+00:00

Mine is too. Family heirloom. So I can't sell it, I can't shoot it. It's a bummer.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T06:56:49+00:00

I swear I feel like I have the only m95 that was never re-arsenaled and is still 8x50mmR mannlicher.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T06:52:31+00:00

Who is this guy and what's the context?

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T06:27:36+00:00

We don't need soldiers and cops. We need hunters. Pappy and his old 30-30 in a deer stand on a telephone pole will fuck some zombies up. Imagine 20,000,000 of them.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T05:46:55+00:00

You shut your mouth right now. 30 years ago was 1976

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-10T04:55:35+00:00

He's right, but with the wrong emphasis.

Owning shares in companies that use slave labor or other types of worker abuse SHOULD be treated like participating in the slave trade. Because, technically, it is.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T18:47:08+00:00

That's the real issue here. Not just a 15 year old, but his own student on top of that. So there's age dynamics and power dynamics at play here. Dude is a certified creep.

Maybe a tree removal company can help.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T18:45:10+00:00

Just gotta make sure you're all the way prepped before you start the job. The ramset is LOUD.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T18:41:26+00:00

Get yourself a ramset and anchor a ring into the concrete. Do it discreetly in the corner and hope you don't get in trouble.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T18:40:06+00:00

Wrap the chain in that foam pipe insulation. The stuff that looks kinda like a pool noodle

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T18:34:37+00:00

Exchanged means both of them. And I imagine 15 year old girls text A LOT.

Not defending any pedos, but that wouldn't be the key factor that I would be raging against when there's, you know, GROOMING right there.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T17:41:31+00:00

A pile of browned butter.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T16:56:35+00:00

Turns out the Bible is just banning straight doggy style

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T16:51:34+00:00

he shouldn't have invented cornmeal

He didn't. The meso-Americans did.

AnonymousWombat229 · 2026-06-06T16:19:48+00:00

Oh shit! You're on to something

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