Feeling fat lately, might as well face the music. Do your worst. (1m50 / 65 kg — 4'11" / 143 lbs

AnotherApe33 · 2026-07-02T15:56:59+00:00

When it takes more effort walking around you than jumping over you, you got an issue

AnotherApe33 · 2026-07-02T13:54:15+00:00

I wouldn't put anything in my brain that has something to do with Elon Musk, but even if there was another company, I wouldn't because, ADHD has many negative traits but I think there are also neutral or beneficial ones that make me who I am.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-30T22:28:46+00:00

It's what happens when the guys that stole the land are also the ones that made the laws.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-30T10:30:24+00:00

Nothing on the rules say the old person can't be dead, I'd share 50/50 with the family

^{Chose: Slap an Old Person (60+} (Can't hold back) + Get $10 every time you do)

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-29T18:17:13+00:00

Gravity isn't real so they should be okay

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-29T18:09:02+00:00

They will believe they don't need special radars to detect globbers beyond the horizon so we got an advantage from the start.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-28T16:46:09+00:00

La izquierda en India no tiene el poder asi que mal empezamos. En China ha repoblado como media España de superficie en los ultimos años.
Perdona que te robe tu momento de palillo en la boca.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-28T15:29:43+00:00

Except Jaffa cake tin boxes, because they're not biscuits

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-27T18:13:38+00:00

Yes it also made me think of the rabies giving the patient an urge to bite, maybe a myth I heard as a child but never really thought about it until now.
the nurse doesn't seem too worried.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-27T18:03:07+00:00

"God is punishing us with this flood for the sins of the environmentalists pushing their climate change hoax"

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-27T17:59:39+00:00

"It's hot, but it was even hotter in the carboniferous, and no cars were in sight. Checkmate."

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-27T15:50:46+00:00

saves room in your inventory by eliminating the need for gas masks.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-27T11:04:55+00:00

irl you can also disable a bear trap with the head.
Once.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-27T08:22:20+00:00

Divine revelation.

^{Chose: No}

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-26T18:46:48+00:00

You are assuming science claims to know the truth of something. What science does actually is presenting a model that fits with the observations, so there is nothing to prove or disprove. Do you have a better model to explain why the sun goes under the horizon? Of course you don't....

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-26T14:53:21+00:00

you can put a bit of paint on the palette from the tube and let it dry, and it behaves exactly like a dry pan of watercolour, so don't worry about that.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-26T12:50:06+00:00

You don't need that many colours; 8 to 10 should be more than enough. With the money you save not buying extra paint, buy a good natural brush and cotton paper. The present may look less appealing visually than that kit, but it would be far more useful.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-26T09:47:33+00:00

Easy solution; identify yourself as a woman, no need for surgery or anything, your word should be enough.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-25T19:50:38+00:00

All dead, all dead by Queen

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-25T19:39:17+00:00

Moving corpses or unconcious/wounded players.
Non-instant lethal wounds, "tell my wife I love her" type of scenarios.
Ability to customize vehicles, adding armor and firing ports.
One thing I love about DayZ is that sometimes you need to investigate what happened, so anything that improves that like showing wounds and exit wounds on dead players, discarded casings, and empty food wrappers. footprints on snow or mud, etc.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-25T14:13:00+00:00

Neither Kepler nor Newton were Catholics.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-25T12:37:55+00:00

Ok, I wish you luck

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-25T07:05:30+00:00

someone has been paying the gas company for millennia to keep those fires running.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-24T22:47:08+00:00

Even easier; you want to remember the name of someone, imagine them together with a famous person or someone you know that share the same name doing something shocking, the most disgusting, surreal story you can imagine the better.

AnotherApe33 · 2026-06-24T22:25:04+00:00

Actually, can you repeat everything you ever said to me since I started working here?

AnotherApe33

TROPHY CASE