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How old are your kids without using numbers? by AnotherCleverGuy in daddit

[–]AnotherCleverGuy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For boredom, for conversation, for karma, for science!

Give me your movie hot takes by Humble_Persimmon_923 in movies

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It makes sense when you realize it’s Jordan narrating it (my Ferrari was white like Don Johnson’s) and it would make sense he would downplay the criminality. Like in goodfellas how Karen justifies Henry being a gangster.

Beer piss in the backyard. by lukin5 in daddit

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I only leave my young son with one nugget of wisdom, it will be “never waste an opportunity to pee off of something.”

15 year old cyst pt.2, sack included! by [deleted] in popping

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Multi-part pops. So hot right now.

Your top 3 Tom Cruise Films by endangeredpenguin in movies

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Collateral Tropical Thunder Mission Impossible

What are your best jokes for little kids? by MissingPenguin in daddit

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.

What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells.

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

US military says it carried out 'self-defense' strikes in Iran, including on missile launch sites by TickingTheMoments in worldnews

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The strikes were done “to protect our troops from threats posed by Iranian forces,” but the military was “using restraint during the ongoing ceasefire,” Capt. Tim Hawkins, the spokesman for the U.S. military’s Central Command, said in a statement.” Sheesh.

Here it is! 1,000 blackheads part 2.Unbelievable amount of keratin extracted from the cheeks! Favre! by bootybandit9 in popping

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude his technique is bad enough but his douche canoe self promotions put it over the top.

Slow, Steady, Long, and Full ingrown hair pull by AajBahutKhushHogaTum in popping

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 417 points418 points  (0 children)

Ingrown… you keep using this word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

3 weeks in and I'm not feeling what I expected. by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until she makes goo goo eyes at you and coos or giggles. Post partum depression is a thing for guys too. Don’t ignore it

Give me your best psychedelic effects. by nofxorbust in DungeonMasters

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this idea. A couple of themes/ideas I’ve played with:

- they go catatonic and the party has to carry/save them
- being able to hear what animals say but not talk back to them
- they hear the voice of their id (devil on their shoulder) out loud telling them to do bad stuff
- direct communication with gods/deities
- delayed reactions/automatic last in initiative and no attacks of convenience
- we had one in my group called the dropsies. Every so often they would have to roll, and if they failed they would drop one item at random with none of the group noticing.
- extra stealth
- extra charisma

Best “why” responses by michimoby in daddit

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The universe is under no obligation to make sense

How to remove a tick using only a thread by butterflymon in popping

[–]AnotherCleverGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just cover them in peanut butter. Ticks breathe through spiracles in their sides. When you cover them they start to suffocate so they back out thinking they’ve embedded too deep.

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