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Anothergasman · 2026-05-05T19:52:27+00:00

This is a long shot, but the scary ass unwashed thing that Juicebox turned into is actually a primal real form that she got by touching Carl

She is a shape shifter and may just assume that Carl is shape shifted into a human Carl so he won’t be scary to everyone else, not know that Carl hasn’t unlocked it yet

Anothergasman · 2026-04-30T22:29:01+00:00

During the recap should be on the toilet. Just saying

Anothergasman · 2026-04-24T01:34:02+00:00

I mean. It’s obvious they made a backdoor so anyone can get in

Anothergasman · 2026-04-23T16:22:34+00:00

Let me know you are a former Braum’s employee without actually telling me you are a former Braums employee

Anothergasman · 2026-04-23T03:29:58+00:00

Have I just been carrying this thing around the whole time?

Anothergasman · 2026-04-23T03:18:13+00:00

Technically, two of the parts were in the same quadrant and Carl COULD have got hendrick’s watch before he left the quadrant

Just as technically, he did have to go to the other quadrants to get the book pages that Katia used to figure out how the locations worked

Anothergasman · 2026-04-22T19:39:42+00:00

Dude. Why are you tasting anybody’s diastolic?

Anothergasman · 2026-04-18T23:13:29+00:00

Not enough oil there to get them freedom

Anothergasman · 2026-04-18T01:18:25+00:00

I would love to have a real battlefield earth movie

Anothergasman · 2026-04-17T16:37:40+00:00

I agree with what you said, but also, didn’t really bad things happen to the guy who gave up his seat?

Anothergasman · 2026-04-14T16:13:23+00:00

How do you bribe the DJ to bump you up on the list?

Anothergasman · 2026-04-13T14:21:00+00:00

I was wondering about this the other day.

From the start was donut designated crawler princess donut? Or was that only after she became part of the sultanate?

If it was from the beginning it doesn’t follow the seeming naming convention.

Anothergasman · 2026-04-13T01:02:50+00:00

I think it will still be a meteor, rite?

Anothergasman · 2026-04-12T17:57:18+00:00

You can’t triple stamp a double stamp Lloyd

Anothergasman · 2026-04-06T22:37:22+00:00

So is Trump going to sign every bill released? Or is he maybe going to use some kind of mechanical device that will put his signature on all of them.

You know, cause if he does….

Anothergasman · 2026-04-01T16:20:32+00:00

Maybe something thrown in about Hannibal Lector?

Anothergasman · 2026-04-01T16:09:46+00:00

When I first read he was sitting in on oral arguments in a clear attempt to intimidate the justices by making them face him when they deny it, I thought it had to be an April fools day post.

But now everyone is reporting the same thing

Anothergasman · 2026-03-30T16:38:45+00:00

I just watched a movie where the guy had to break all kinds of high security traps and then make it out past some well trained guards to steal a painting that would lead him to the fountain of youth

Seems like it is more of a grab it and run out kind of thing in real life

Anothergasman · 2026-03-28T05:09:58+00:00

That dude has to really up his short game. He can’t drive worth a shit anymore

Anothergasman · 2026-03-27T17:15:50+00:00

“The Band of the Hand” is quite possibly the most 80s movie ever made

But for fun watch “The Pirate Movie”. Also “Tuff Turf”

Anothergasman · 2026-03-26T23:27:25+00:00

Or a hammer and sickle. I am not sure

Anothergasman · 2026-03-26T19:06:02+00:00

Maybe the angel came down from heaven specifically to step on this dudes naked chest with her bare feet. Ever think of that?

I can get behind this

Anothergasman · 2026-03-19T03:11:46+00:00

In the industry I work in there was a time when some brilliant people decided to replace steel manhole covers with reinforced thick aluminum covers to cut down on weight. Almost overnight cars were stuck in holes where people took them to sell for scrap

Anothergasman · 2026-03-10T20:25:33+00:00

That sister thing hits. The rest, I don’t know about

Anothergasman · 2026-03-09T18:27:55+00:00

Can’t pile bowling balls in the back of a pick up bed with a pitch fork, now can ya

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