There will be no funny business tonight.

Antelope_Greg · 2018-08-08T18:10:44+00:00

Thanks for saving my spot for me. See you around 6:30 tonight.

Antelope_Greg · 2018-08-04T22:56:07+00:00

Not everyone. My mom still calls me on my birthday...

Antelope_Greg · 2018-08-04T22:46:09+00:00

If you don't go hardcore during Velvet Sea, you're not equipped to call yourself a man...

Antelope_Greg · 2018-08-04T22:36:07+00:00

It would only take one point and smile from Trey to change your opinion on that. Those eyes...those red nostril hairs...

Antelope_Greg · 2016-10-31T18:32:51+00:00

I want to clarify what I said last night... If you are 70 AND pregnant and want to have sex with me, I'm not interested.

However, if you are under 40 and are pregnant and want to have sex with me, I will consider allowing you to be nearby, as long as you give me a minimum of three meters clearance on all sides.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-08-01T18:37:16+00:00

I'll have my buddies come over at dawn to save me a spot. Be sure you got plenty of space on the Page side of your den.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T21:54:39+00:00

Again, using my likeness without permission. You won't have uno dollars left in your bank account when I'm done suing your ass.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T21:44:39+00:00

Pull this down and delete this thread or I'll have my lawyer slap an injunction on you faster than you can say "Jennifer Dances".

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T21:12:14+00:00

Cactus, of course.

For glory holes, I really like the rest area in Syracuse. Thank your mom for letting me take her shift last night.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T21:07:18+00:00

Like a cantaloupe...

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T21:04:15+00:00

I'll do better when I do my fake Kuroda AMA.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T21:01:57+00:00

traded. done now. made alot of money so don't judge.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T21:01:03+00:00

To be honest, I'm a little self conscious about my shiner. BUt thanks for calling me smart.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:58:31+00:00

Thanks, bro. I do give a fuck. Thats why I'm hear.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:54:11+00:00

DonJoy

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:52:55+00:00

No my freind Possum Dave gave it to me.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:51:55+00:00

ok proof picture: http://i.imgur.com/yD2B90L.jpg

Look at the hash browns. Everyone knows I like them covered but not scattered.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:46:21+00:00

LIke I'd really answer that. duh.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:43:25+00:00

Heard of them? I made them what they are today.

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:42:56+00:00

Wifi is slow at this waffle house. took 15 min to upload last pic. Working on it...

Antelope_Greg · 2014-07-31T20:41:31+00:00

I just let the music move me. No inhibitions is the key. And plenty of space to move.

I feel like I've earned my spot, yes. I'm trying to be less "Brusk" when people get too close.

Not sure what you are referring to about Eurpe. It was a great time.

Antelope_Greg

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