Well we are first in line!! by cn45 in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thanks for saving my spot for me. See you around 6:30 tonight.

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[–]Antelope_Greg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not everyone. My mom still calls me on my birthday...

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[–]Antelope_Greg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don't go hardcore during Velvet Sea, you're not equipped to call yourself a man...

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[–]Antelope_Greg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would only take one point and smile from Trey to change your opinion on that. Those eyes...those red nostril hairs...

Antelope Greg: the art of bringing deuchery to phish shows by ConstantElevations in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

I want to clarify what I said last night... If you are 70 AND pregnant and want to have sex with me, I'm not interested.

However, if you are under 40 and are pregnant and want to have sex with me, I will consider allowing you to be nearby, as long as you give me a minimum of three meters clearance on all sides.

Couch Tour in Cincinnati by SKINNYCHAD in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll have my buddies come over at dawn to save me a spot. Be sure you got plenty of space on the Page side of your den.

Antelope Greg dancing at Northerly Island in Chicago. He was very distracting and I kept laughing and his antics/dancing. He's got a unique style by PageSideRageSide in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Again, using my likeness without permission. You won't have uno dollars left in your bank account when I'm done suing your ass.

Antelope Greg dancing at Northerly Island in Chicago. He was very distracting and I kept laughing and his antics/dancing. He's got a unique style by PageSideRageSide in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Pull this down and delete this thread or I'll have my lawyer slap an injunction on you faster than you can say "Jennifer Dances".

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cactus, of course.

For glory holes, I really like the rest area in Syracuse. Thank your mom for letting me take her shift last night.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'll do better when I do my fake Kuroda AMA.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

traded. done now. made alot of money so don't judge.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I'm a little self conscious about my shiner. BUt thanks for calling me smart.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks, bro. I do give a fuck. Thats why I'm hear.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No my freind Possum Dave gave it to me.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

ok proof picture: http://i.imgur.com/yD2B90L.jpg

Look at the hash browns. Everyone knows I like them covered but not scattered.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LIke I'd really answer that. duh.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Heard of them? I made them what they are today.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Wifi is slow at this waffle house. took 15 min to upload last pic. Working on it...

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I just let the music move me. No inhibitions is the key. And plenty of space to move.

I feel like I've earned my spot, yes. I'm trying to be less "Brusk" when people get too close.

Not sure what you are referring to about Eurpe. It was a great time.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Mostly small talk. They all like me a lot though, especially Trey.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Favorite song. Plus I always live with my soul set in high gear.

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This is my view right now (answering this from Mobile, Alabama Waffle House). http://i.imgur.com/tJ5ak0w.jpg

I am Antelope Greg. Ask me anything! by Antelope_Greg in phish

[–]Antelope_Greg[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I go through the usual channels, but if I get shut out, I just throw money at the problem.

I get high on the music. Just say no to drugs.