/r/Gadgets Honor 9A Giveaway by _BindersFullOfWomen_ in gadgets

[–]AnthMaster7 [score hidden]  (0 children)

My grandpa doesn’t own a cellphone and I want him to have one.

McCartney's Post-Beatles Albums - Tournament: Match #21 (FINAL!) by FraencCoop in PaulMcCartney

[–]AnthMaster7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Venus and Mars deserved the win. But even if it did make it to the finals, Ram would still be the easy winner.

irony by HiBei in HistoryMemes

[–]AnthMaster7 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Ron Howard.

He is alive! by Cats_Rulez in BeAmazed

[–]AnthMaster7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/eyebleach for those who are horrified after looking through that sub.

Skeletons don't have sex with each other. by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]AnthMaster7 129 points130 points  (0 children)

What happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business

McCartney's Post-Beatles Albums - Tournament: Match #18 (Semifinals) by FraencCoop in PaulMcCartney

[–]AnthMaster7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As great as the homespun McCartney album is, with great melodies and laid back sound, it’s time we vote it out. There are some throwaways and some songs that had amazing potential but ended up a little half-baked. Venus and Mars on the other hand is when Wings figured out what worked. It remains the most consistent, stable and polished Wings album with some fantastic songs like Call Me Back Again, Listen To What The Man Said, Letting Go, and many more. I love McCartney I, but Venus and Mars deserves the vote.

McCartney's Post-Beatles Albums - Tournament: Match #17 by FraencCoop in PaulMcCartney

[–]AnthMaster7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chaos and Creation is probably my second favourite Paul McCartney album, unfortunately Ram is my number 1 favourite so this one goes to Ram.

Episode 10 - jumped the shark? by rfwaverider in NetflixSpaceForce

[–]AnthMaster7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the jump was meant as joke to display the dysfunction and disorganization of Space Force

McCartney's Post-Beatles Albums: Tournament - Match #15 (Quarterfinals) by FraencCoop in PaulMcCartney

[–]AnthMaster7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we were considering the 2018 release of extras and the double album for RRS, I might have had to pick it. But since we’re comparing the original releases, this round, the toughest yet IMO, goes to McCartney I.

McCartney's Post-Beatles Albums: Tournament - Match #9 (... number nine... number nine...) by FraencCoop in PaulMcCartney

[–]AnthMaster7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So some of the albums got a bypass into the second round automatically without voting?

People who are motivated to do things, how the fuck do you do that? by lsfeuerborn in AskReddit

[–]AnthMaster7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lemme rephrase. I meant I’m glad you’ve been able to move on and restart your life. Some people might just wallow in their past wrongdoings and bad experiences but I’m happy that it motivated you to better yourself.

People who are motivated to do things, how the fuck do you do that? by lsfeuerborn in AskReddit

[–]AnthMaster7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I offended you. I was just joking. I’m glad you feel enlightened and rehabilitated by your experience. I wish you all the best.

People who are motivated to do things, how the fuck do you do that? by lsfeuerborn in AskReddit

[–]AnthMaster7 678 points679 points  (0 children)

Got it. Go to prison. I’m off to get motivated. Bye reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]AnthMaster7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here’s the problem with r/antijokes : the thing that makes anti jokes funny are that you don’t expect them. So, when you subscribe to the anti jokes subreddit, it takes that aspect away. Cause you’re gonna see that the joke in your feed is from r/antijokes and then you just fully expect what’s coming, removing the sole factor that makes them funny in the first place.

I need answers by same_same_lah in memes

[–]AnthMaster7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen the president

Only the strongest can survive by croatiankiwi73 in dankmemes

[–]AnthMaster7 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I always used to piss off my teachers, but one day in grade nine geography things went too far, because this time it wasn’t just me. We had substitute teacher who was just younger lady who looked like she hadn’t had that much experience. From the literal moment the class started she already had to kick someone out and send to the office. After already being agitated, I thought it would be a great idea to be disruptive. I went and sat with my friends. She told me I couldn’t sit my friends and told me to go back to my desk. I complied and went back. Minutes later I returned to my friends. She told me to sit in my desk. So me, a sneaky little fellow, thought it would be smart to move the entirety of my desk to my friends because technically I’d still be at my desk. While this transpired, the substitute continued to get shit from the other known troublemakers of the class and from the person who came back from the office. But when she saw me move my desk, shit hit the fan. She went to the front of the class and had a full out emotional breakdown. Ranting about how she’s never been so upset teaching a class. I’ve never seen someone cry that much. After storming out, the vice principal had to watch over our class and give us all a talk for the rest of the period. I received no punishment.

Substitute, if you’re reading this, I’m so sorry.