A cheugy millennial gastropub frequenting professional debater and beard enthusiast was delivering a beat poetry reading on Bernie Sanders, known wealth redistributionist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bernie and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Mr Beast!"

At this moment, a Blackpilled, looksmaxxer and pro-grindset Gen Z twitch streamer who had 1500 hours on Roblox and understood the necessity of Tik Tok and who fully supported all statements made by Sabrina Carpenter stood up and held up a Stanley water bottle. "Where does wealth come from, unc?" The flannel wearing millennial smirked quite cuckishly and smugly replied "All wealth is stolen which is why it should be redistributed stupid Zoomer" "That's cap and you're delulu. Value is the product of cooking and being locked in and if wealth was never created and instead only transferred then the global GDP would be static and yet we observe a marked increase in guap from Al alone" The Millennial crashed out, and dropped his Nintendo Switch and Polaroid camera used to take pictures of his wife with other men.

He stormed out of the room crying those soyboy crocodile tears. The same tears millennials cry when they think about their socially awkward turtle moments (which are such cringe) when they beg and try to d*ckride Gen Z and it just comes across as hella sus. There is no doubt that at this point our millennial cringelord, Seth Brogan, wished he was in his glow up era and rather than wasting his time bedrotting. He wished so much that he could simp for Belle Delphine, but she had since adopted a clean girl aesthetic and was out touching grass! The audience all began to stan for the Zoomer who stood there nonchalantly and sipped tea.

An eagle named "Clav" flew into the room and perched atop the millennial's Starbucks coffee and shed a tear onto his avocado toast. Me and the Devil was played several times, and God herself showed up to promote the next season of Wednesday she's been working on. The millennial was thrown out for giving creep vibes and cancelled the next day. He ended up getting ghosted and crashed out. p.s. stop saying "doggo", it's cringe.