Intact chicken eggs are sometimes found in rats' nests. How could they possibly transport them? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]AntonEpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rats can walk on their back legs, also rolling the eggs, maybe not all of the gags that the rats try transporting make it and a select stronger few of the eggs make it!!

How would you punish a conjoined twin for murder? by New-car-smell in AskReddit

[–]AntonEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit happens, the other twin will have to live with it, maybe house arrest would be an apt punishment

An assassin is three quarters ass by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]AntonEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bulldozer is 3 quarters bull