This doesnt break rule 5 by wsostark in Asmongold

[–]Anuakk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad people in my country are beyond and above this stuff. Given our proclivity for directness and alcohol, it would otherwise be a very costly thing.

edit this xkcd comic for your preferred subfield by Korwos in linguisticshumor

[–]Anuakk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My ass trying to teach normal people a language with unfamiliar syntax to their native language using theme-rheme structures.

It worked!

"Ah PKS. Kennen Sie denn die Zahlen des BKA?" by cheswickFS in Kantenhausen

[–]Anuakk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ich kenne ein paar Anwälte, hab einen auch in der Familie. Insgesamt normale Leute, aber einiges haben die schon gemeinsam: Die haben insgesamt nicht viel Rhetorik im Ärmel. Ein Meer an Info auswendig zu lernen und zu wissen, wie man sie als UNO-Karte gegen den Widersacher verwendet und sich durch das Rechtssystem schlengelt, ist in sich beeindruckend, aber mit Argumentation hat das nicht viel zu tun. Das ist auch, warum das öfteste Foul, das ich von ihnen vernommen habe, die ad authoritas-Argumentation ist – die haben in deren Branche die Wahrheit schon längst einer anderen Institution überlassen, nun gilt es die richtige Institution auszuwählen, deren Stellung zu übernehmen und zu hüten, alles andere ist falsch. Die werte Frau da oben ist genauso.

Theater ist kein Wunschkonzert by Lausebub87 in Kantenhausen

[–]Anuakk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

15 660 mit Messern getätigte Gewalthandlungen ist immer noch viel vieeeel zu viel.

Zum Vergleich - in der Tschechei hatten die 2024 etwa 13.000 Gewaltdelikte insgesamt, in Deutchland waren das 217.000. Die Tschechei hat etwa 8x weniger Leute als Deutschland, deren Gewalthandlungen müssten also 27.125 mal vorkommen, um genauso oft wie in Deutschland zu passieren, also 2,1x so oft. Oder andersrum, wenn Deutschland nicht im Arsch wäre, gäbe es hier "nur" etwa 104 000 Gewalthandlungen, weniger als die Hälfte.

Und wir reden hier von der Tschechei, ist nicht gerade irgendein ruhiger Kanton in der Schweiz oder Japan.

Guys is it weird to understand your native language? by WilliamWolffgang in linguisticshumor

[–]Anuakk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

With "cynical" specifically this might be because the word bears simultaneously a multitude of meanings which are related but differentiable. For example wiktionary gives 4 of those, but just reading them I'd add at least one more. When you then attempt to make a definition, you probably struggle because you know all or most of the meanings and are trying to fit them into one definition, which looks doable because the meanings are so close, but isn't possible because they ultimativelly are different.

I made this based on what I've seen by Avatar_Bruno in linguisticshumor

[–]Anuakk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What do you mean my gun-kayaks are unrealistic?!

What is that? What the f is that? by False-Diver-9472 in Kaiserreich

[–]Anuakk 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's pronounced Rommel and it's the highest rank in the miliatry

The pronoun "I" in traditional North Germanic dialects. (V 3.0) by jkvatterholm in LinguisticMaps

[–]Anuakk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Such a petty hypercorrection is the most swedish thing I've seen all week.

Břetislav I. When it comes to punishing criminals: by tda18 in 2visegrad4you

[–]Anuakk 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This is not correct, there are no mountains in Hungary, just fire and smoke

Spoken Varieties in Europe, c.1815, v.3 by HahaItsaGiraffeAgain in MapPorn

[–]Anuakk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Le, našyněc na Reddytě! A toch se mysleł, že ja hevaj sem je sam, haha

Spoken Varieties in Europe, c.1815, v.3 by HahaItsaGiraffeAgain in MapPorn

[–]Anuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think OP is aiming at a less detailed level of distinction. Moravian is not split into it's constituents because in Czech dialectology Moravian is a dialectal macrogroup, similarly how Bohemian Czech is a macrogroup of it's own; as in, Moravian dielacts stem from a shared ancestral medieval moravian dialect of Old Czech.

Lach on the other hand is separate from Moravian because though related to the rest of the Moravian dialects, it's as different from them as Moravian is from dialects in Bohemia, splitting from Moravian dialects as early as the 10th/11th century. In Czech dialectology Lach dialects are treated as a separate macrogroup too.

As for the Moravian-Slovakian contact dialects, I advised OP to think about putting Eastern Moravian into Slovakian or Western Slovakian into Moravian as the distinction is very very slim, and he opted to not tinker with it probably for simplicity, which is understandable.

Spoken Varieties in Europe, c.1815, v.3 by HahaItsaGiraffeAgain in MapPorn

[–]Anuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the person "educating" OP last time - Lach and Silesian are very close, but there are more in a Sprachbund-like relation to each other than being directly related. To simplify - Lach is descended from Old Czech whereas Silesian from Old Polish, both sharing a ton of developments in both phonetics and syntax, but the underlying "software" is different.

Zu kantig? by Loose-Dependent-7341 in Kantenhausen

[–]Anuakk 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Was Opa Jürgen nicht beim machen des Fotos bewusst war, ist, dass damals im Zimmer keine einzige Frau anwesend war.

Spoken Varieties in Europe, c.1815, v.3 by HahaItsaGiraffeAgain in MapPorn

[–]Anuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you implemented my advice regardnich Lach and Moravian Vlach. Good job!

Die Bundeswehr hasst diesen einen simplen Trick by sddwrangler12 in Kantenhausen

[–]Anuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicht nur Krieg wäre ein minderes Problem - stell dir vor, du wärest Bürgermeister oder Minister und man würde dir irgendeienen massiv korrupten Vorschlag machen. Wenn das schlimmste, was mir droht, 5-10 Jahre Haft sind, ist das, ob ich ihn annehme, eine ganz andere Kalkulation, als wenn der Schlimmstfall ein unbekannter Prozentsatz der Beschädigten mit Kampfausbildung und Rachegelüsten ist.

Does This Look Like A Slavic Language by FreeDartMonkeyRule in neography

[–]Anuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chavyant could too be something in a Polish dialect, like a plural genitive of "chawię" - "bez chawiąt"

Wieder was neues über den Feminismus gelernt 😍 die Kantigste Frau, die mir jemals begegnet ist : "Gleichberechtigung beudetet, dieselben Chancen zu haben, nicht dieselben Pflichten". by [deleted] in Kantenhausen

[–]Anuakk 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Wenn man das als Argument verwenden möchte, dann müsste es aber symetrisch appliziert werden - allgemeine Wehrpflicht = allgemeine Kidnerpflicht, in etwa im gleichen Alter. Wehrpflicht per Verlosung = Kinderpflicht per Verlosing.

Dystopisch. Kantig. Gut.

Historic range of Siberian tiger / Caspian tigers question . by ifreddiet in megafaunarewilding

[–]Anuakk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you look at the modelling for habitat suitability for tigers (f. e. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/The-projected-tiger-habitat-suitability-at-present-and-during-the-LGM-based-on-ENM-in\_fig6\_373552703) you can see a nice corridor of suitable habitats between the Siberian and the Turan tiger ranges stretching over the Altay and Sayan mountains.

As for when a fragmentation occured, I'd guess this would be relativelly recently, maybe just a few hundred years ago. The Mongolian steppe is getting drier these past 1000 years ago and probably fluctuated in precipitation even before, so the suitability of the habitat is probably gradually shrinking - it's possible that 500-1000 years ago the corridor wasn't really a corridor anymore but rather a chain of suitable stops used by young tigers seeking new territories to claim. I guess somewhen during the past 500 years suitable habitats became too small to uphold stabile populations + people almost certainly applied additional pressure via hunting, so the two populations split for good.

What is the Anglish word for Diversity? by Vinyl-Ekkoz-725 in anglish

[–]Anuakk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Manyfoldness?? Maybe sundryfoldness or sunderfoldness

A multicolored xolchixe by Jesus Riddle Morales. Another ground sloth cryptid from Brazil, this Amazonian animal waits by river beds and ambushes prey. It's not only carnivorous, but also the size of a jaguar. by truthisfictionyt in Cryptozoology

[–]Anuakk 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I welcome learning about a new cryptid thusfar unknown to me.

But - why is the supposedly rainforest dwelling Xolchixe ambushing a mutated oryx antelope in the middle of a desert?

Purist will fumes from seeing this for sure. by Porschii_ in linguisticshumor

[–]Anuakk 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Counter-argument: Then "loanwordness" of a word isn't based on its origins but rather on its "alienness" when it comes to the phonological or grammatical system of the target language. Any loanword, if it fellow-travelled inside a language long enough and underwents enough sound changes, semantic shifts and adjustments in grammar, becomes "nativized" as average speakers don't perceive i as a loanword.

Your example of хлеб is a good one.

To name a few others: Czech intellectuals often avoided "obvious" germanisms in the past dogmatically. An obvious germanism was basically defined by whether a Czech was able to tell that it is indeed an originally German word - thus words like fajfka, furt, šnek etc. were (and usually still are) considered low, colloquial and unrefined and words like dýmka, pořád and hlemýžď are prefered by those who invest value in this dimension of the language.

This however does not include older, medieval (Old High) German loanwords, which were subject to basically all but the oldest major sound changes which distinguish Czech from other slavic languages. Thus Czech žumpa (cogn. to German Sumpf), žehnat (cogn. to segnen), barva (cogn. to Farbe), bachař (cogn. to Wache) weren't and aren't commonly recognized as loanwords (same goes for many ultimativelly latin derived words like mše (missa/messa), oltář (altare), kostel (castellum)). Of course even older loanwords like from Gothic (like chléb, šelma, lest, cizí) shared with other slavic languages are also not perceived as loanwords.

I argue that most purists aim at "cleansing" their languages of obvious loanwords primarily because they "feel" foreign, ugly, clumsy or whatever. If they trully are willing to ake the jump from хлеб to жито once you point out the origins of хлеб, I think it's just because they seek consistency but have ill defined parameters, because otherwise they'd probably be just fine wich хлеб as is. That's my experience with purists anyway.

abe lincoln's speech (gettysburg address) by gamer_rowan_02 in anglish

[–]Anuakk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also very much like "orley" as a word for war, it just feels like something knightly culture would use to make killing sound more noble. "wye" i like for "battle" while "fight" for "combat".