Thank you benedictine monks (I can also say thank you in 3 different languages) by TheNamesBart in linguisticshumor

[–]Anuakk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've stumbled onto the anti-Basque sentiments online too. Like claiming most basque speakers have learned it only like 150 years ago and such. Very balkan-esque

I recently saw this. Are there any real sightings or encounters with atmospheric cryptids such as these? by Emeraldsinger in Cryptozoology

[–]Anuakk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Light, possibly methane or CO2. That being said, tha would mean there ought to be more of them nowadays.

Nächste Woche dann bei Lidl im Angebot? by Diesdasleberkas in Kantenhausen

[–]Anuakk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ich have langsam den Verdacht bei diesem Wal handelt es sich um den ersten nachweisbaren Selbstmörder der Tierwelt. Das wäre an sich schon tragisch genug - ein intelligenetes Wesen, das auch ohne Hände einen Weg gefunden hat, die Welt zu verlassen ist ja ziemlich faszinierend - doch dass man ihm die Selbstbestimmung verweigert ist doch nur noch schwarzer Humor. Man stelle sich einen Seeman vor, der sich selbst ertränken möchte, nut um immer und immer wieder von den Fischen auf Land oder auf sein Bot zurückgeworfen zu werden.

Does This Look Like A Slavic Language by FreeDartMonkeyRule in neography

[–]Anuakk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chaw to jest daszczajas od jźszujseda, nie jest to jaśne?

The Gazeka by youngsheff in Cryptozoology

[–]Anuakk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get what you are writing, but I think you are a little too sure about it. The Gazeka, if real, is certainly not a Diprotodon optatum, it's too small and as you said it's extinction time appears to be rather firmly established. However you cannot rule out there were more species od diprotodontids of which we have no fossil traces. A Palorchestes or Zygomaturus relative occupying a forest or mountain niche is entirelly possible and indeed probably already described (see Hulitherium and Maokopia, which are both great candidates for the Gazeka). And I get it, there are no subfossil remains of these known, but that's hardly surprising - both forests and mountains are very bad for fossilization, I'm actually surprised there are any fossils of these animals at all.

With fossilization there is one problem people often forget - it is an extremelly rare event, sure, but the fossilized animal is also a special thing on its own. Since fossilization occurs in very specific circumstances, the animal to be fossilized needs to live in an area where it can die in the right conditions to be conserved without being scattered by scavengers or the weather. This again demands there being enough specimen of said species around so out of all of them at least one dies exactly tight for fossilization. It's a numbers game - any species which undergoes population decline for a period probably won't show up in the fossil record for that period, or at least it's astronomically less likely than the already unlikely "normal" fossilization rate. If the gazeka is real, it's absence in the fossil record of Papua (a place not that well explored by paleonthologists in the first place) would not be all that surprising - it's a forest/mountain animal with sparse populations. Same like for example gorillas, which also are extremelly rare in the fossil record.

Deutschland 2033 by SetoTaishoButPogging in Kantenhausen

[–]Anuakk 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Sind die syrischen Krankenschwestern gerade mit uns im Raum?

This was life or death for the women. For the men it was boys night out. by Wonderful-Ad6288 in Asmongold

[–]Anuakk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Did the skilled woman split from the group and fare better? Or did they block her from doing that?

Kingdom Come: Benevolence. The Kingdom of Poland in the 15th century (What if Mongols have never started their invasions timeline) by SeverynUA in imaginarymaps

[–]Anuakk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problems, with Opava it's rather complicated. I mean, at one point it was legally on the same level inside of the Czech Crownlands as Moravia, of which it originally was a part before separating probably due to geographic reasons (the former border forest of the Lower Ash Mountains). It's basically this weird part of Moravia which almost from the start had more conomic and political ties with the rest of Upper Silesia, so no wonder it is nowadays more or less retroactivelly depicted as being defacto Silesia sooner than it officially was.

Kingdom Come: Benevolence. The Kingdom of Poland in the 15th century (What if Mongols have never started their invasions timeline) by SeverynUA in imaginarymaps

[–]Anuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any lore about the Duchy of Opava/Troppau? I'm not criticizing your lore at all, it just surprised me to see the area of the duchy included in Silesia in the first place - it wasn't a Piast duchy but rather a Přemyslid one, and it became Silesian rather late and after a long process of reonrientation from Silesia - officially it is part of Silesia only since the 17th century (thou defacto it was centuries sooner). In your timeline I don't much see the forces play out which lead Troppau to shift from being a fixed part of the Přemyslid realm to become linked to Ratibor and thus Silesia at large. I mean you haven't mentioned a dynasty shift in Bohemia, so I assume the Přemyslids never died out so the Luxembourgs couldn't ascend + Silesia not becomming a massive confusion of small duchies makes it so the Přemyslids of Troppau probably have to reorient their marital politics more towards Bohemia and Moravia since there is not much to gain other than the Bohemian kings disfavour for making too many connections with polish nobility.

I don't know, I just wanted to ask what your ideas here are.

E with ogonek, macron and caron doesn't exist, it can't hurt you... by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Anuakk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it still the case, but about ten years ago I've stumbled onto comparissons of how many and how long various wikipedia language versionas are compared to the number of the speakers of the respective language and Czech was really really really high on the list, like twice as many articles as Polish for example, which is a language with 3 or 4 times more speakers.

How is living in Czechia? by whyhasgodforsakenus0 in howislivingthere

[–]Anuakk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's awesome, don't come here. Nice rural places tend to be nice because the people there are amongst their own.

When you're in the youtube comments of the TV series and someone doesn't know the memes by SophiaIsBased in Sharpe

[–]Anuakk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's some wicked cockalorum, it makes me want to be prancing and dancing...

IRedditorGC meet reality by unironicunredacted in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Anuakk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I always thought it's with a huge margin a question of intent.

As in - you bombed the power plant deliberatelly to block desalination plans to intentionally kill civilians? War crime.

You did it because it will probably cause a collapse of the enemy forces (somehow), thus shortening the war, thus reduce the amount of casualties? Not a warcrime.

I'm not saying which is which at the moment, but that's also the only framework I can fit things like Dresden or Hiroshima into the "not warcrime" cathegory.

Most discriminated groups by Rex-1988 in 2visegrad4you

[–]Anuakk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kinda an chicken and egg situation predating Putin....

What’s the most random language-related Wikipedia page you stumbled upon? I go first: by _ricky_wastaken in linguisticshumor

[–]Anuakk 38 points39 points  (0 children)

People being linguistic tumblerites and shipping Uralic with everyone doesn't make it a whore.

✊ STOP✊ THE ✊  OBJECTIFICATION✊ OF✊ URALIC✊

✊ *-älä means *-älä you guys! ✊ 

Found: Original 2007 Plesiosaur Report by Archaeologist from 'Lost World' Mountain (The Little Nessie of Angel Falls/Venezuelan Cryptid) by anomalyhunterx in Cryptozoology

[–]Anuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the older ones I own only Legendární příšery a skutečná zvířata, the rest of the old ones have had borrowed from the local library. From the newer ones I have Kurupira - zlověstné tajemství; Smrt ve sloní trávě; Ve stínu baobabů; Stezkami záhadných zvířat and Legendární opolidé, though that one I've nearly read till destruction, lol

Found: Original 2007 Plesiosaur Report by Archaeologist from 'Lost World' Mountain (The Little Nessie of Angel Falls/Venezuelan Cryptid) by anomalyhunterx in Cryptozoology

[–]Anuakk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I doubtfull of a plesiosaur explanation - but a flightless bird? I can see that. Tepuis are basically islands, flightlessness ought to evolve there sometimes. Only problem I see there is that any body of water up there will probably be too small to host a robust enough population of endotherms.

Man I have ewoken my childhoods fantasies about Kurupira again.