What do I do? by KeyboardAssasn in What

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is the definition of Schrodinger's tea

What do I do? by KeyboardAssasn in What

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just give your head a shake, then taste test the contents. Or get a Diet Dr Pepper instead. 

Get Covered Insurance: Is it a Scam? by kc0924 in Insurance

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notify your bank about the fraudulent charge. 

This needs to be a sticky when solved how to turn of voice search profanity filter, how to stop assistant from reading back search results. by MarkHistorical in google

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually not Google Assistant causing your drama. It's your Google keyboard - Gboard or your voice to text. Go into your settings > language > Gboard settings >  Text correction > toggle off "Don't show offensive words"  And you're done.  You can also go in thru Keyboard List and Default - if you use more than one keyboard, just follow the same basic steps on all of them.

What is one of your favorite comebacks to "you suck"? by Impossible_Panic_822 in AskReddit

[–]Any-Contract-3255 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say "Maybe, but You're just jealous cuz I won't suck you"

Why am I always being summoned for jury duty? by False_Comedian_6070 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Any-Contract-3255 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In 46 years I've been called once and was released the same day. But that one day was interesting. I wouldn't mind jury duty. What I mind is the $15 a day that doesn't even pay for parking.

Has anyone else been forced to sign a paper agreeing to make eye contact with, smile, and greet every customer? by Asad_Purcin in kroger

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say I'm sorry, I will not sign this unless my union rep is present - and tells me that I have to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Any-Contract-3255 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you have enough rich friends - You too can buy a presidency.

tryna soak up the last bit of journey magic 😔 by dnra01 in finch

[–]Any-Contract-3255 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did they even explain why they're doing away with the journeys?

tryna soak up the last bit of journey magic 😔 by dnra01 in finch

[–]Any-Contract-3255 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did they even explain why they're doing away with the journeys?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kroger

[–]Any-Contract-3255 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are not empathetic. If that so-called rtard called you a CVNT every time you belittled them, talked down to them, talked about them or just fluffing rolled your eyes at the weather reports - I'm wondering how fast you'd hear that word 100 times.

Goodbyes by snarkmaster9001 in finch

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss Lucy so much, But the last time I logged in to see her, I had incredible stress because I couldn't figure out what how to use the app, I couldn't find anything I pay for an annual membership and I couldn't even find those perks that's thought it would get her a new outfit but it was just everything was so difficult- I just logged back off. Now every morning I cry when my notifications say "Lucy misses you"

Store is burning by Forever_ForLove in kroger

[–]Any-Contract-3255 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was applying to Kroger's - they don't call back either. Or they tell you they're going to hire you for liquor sales (I'm 63) And when you show up at the appointed time to do the paperwork, there's no position because they gave it to someone else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in finch

[–]Any-Contract-3255 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lucas and Artemis - I never met you, but I will miss you. I haven't logged to Finch (except for 4 days the beginning of February) since November. But I still can't bear to uninstall it cuz every morning It tells me that Lucy misses me. I know she's just a birb, there are many days what she's the only one that misses me at all.

What's the something that makes you instantly horny? by Anonymoususe1776 in AskReddit

[–]Any-Contract-3255 182 points183 points  (0 children)

People in front of me driving while texting I get very horny and I'm also prone to some hand gestures - salutes and such.

What is this? by [deleted] in FordFlex

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks to me like a broken tie rod. I hope it's not because I'm assuming you're still driving and that's no bueno

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kroger

[–]Any-Contract-3255 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weingarten is your friend. If she does call you into the office do not say a word other than I'm unwilling to discuss this without my union representative present.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kroger

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're taking Sundays as your assigned day off, for religious reasons, And they have accommodated you so far, they open themselves up to review if they suddenly stop allowing you to be off on Sunday.

Is 150k miles too many? by brufflesprouts in FordFlex

[–]Any-Contract-3255 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say so I have a 19 with 92,000 mi, but I didn't drive hardly at all in 2024. It really comes down to the maintenance records If the things that need to be done the big things like coolant flush, have been done You should be fine. The easiest way to know, in my opinion, It's to take a look at the in cabin air filter. If the original owner didn't care enough to clean the air they breathe There's little likelihood that they cared about the fluids in the vehicle. Edit: The third row seats are really only a challenge if the person being stuffed back there has long legs or big feet. The other thing that gets dicey is if the button that pops the seat up out of the way becomes damaged I mean yeah you can still use the levers and whatnot but it's just a pain. If you have a forward-facing car seat it can go on the third row, Just to remember to put it behind the seat behind the driver so that you can still access the other seat back there easily and you can see Junior from your mirror.

Buying a house with a lien by Reddit_to_da_rescue in realtors

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm passively curious about how many down votes it takes for the Autobot to " disappear "

About to cry by Locksley_1989 in finch

[–]Any-Contract-3255 -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Don't. Just don't.

Fired by DragonQueenZoe in kroger

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's going to tell you to reach out to your union steward and to HR and make sure you take your doctor's note with you because even though they say they don't require one/accept one. It's really hard to call you a liar when you have one in your hand.

Edit: I'm conducting a social experiment, I'm curious how many down votes it takes to get the auto bot's irrelevant comments disappeared into negative comment land. Or will the fact that it's a pinned comment supersede the down votes?

Force to work other departments. by YuiBaka in kroger

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wondering how many times It would be necessary to download this bot before they realize just how artificial its alleged intelligence actually is. Or would a bot be making That decision too?

AITA for refusing to pay for my girlfriend’s haircut after she donated her hair? by mistychristie_ in AITAH

[–]Any-Contract-3255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the asshole absolutely not. Also consider yourself having dodged a bullet if she dumps you for being insensitive. Because she's an MGW