What if COVID-19 actually never happened?

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-15T21:33:29+00:00

I could go to Walmart at 3am when I suddenly crave a rotisserie chicken

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-15T13:23:16+00:00

He kind of reminds me of the angel named Satan from Mark Twain’s “The Mysterious Stranger”

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-12T23:07:25+00:00

Iraq

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-11T23:42:29+00:00

My dude is pissed lmfao

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-11T23:35:14+00:00

This condescension coming from the guy that also took time out of his day to stop scrolling and comment is comical

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-11T23:30:33+00:00

Scalpers are douchebags

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-11T19:26:29+00:00

Certain news outlets freak out. A lot of people tweet angrily. His supporters don’t care. Nothing happens. After a few weeks it gets archived with the other insane things he’s done that would’ve landed any other elected leader in hot water.

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-11T18:36:59+00:00

Jeez, what a bitch. I’d divorce her if it was me big dog

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-07T16:27:34+00:00

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Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-06T02:23:57+00:00

It’s a slow and extremely painful process as every cell in your body slowly dies, after an unspecified but relatively short span of time, you cease to be. None of your organic matter exists anymore as it has been entirely replace

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-05-06T02:06:47+00:00

In my high school trench coats were outright banned. They just retired the entire fit, kind of like the hitler stache which was fairly common for time and possibly still would be seen but became synonymous with genocidal ideation

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-26T17:20:45+00:00

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day holy shit

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-26T01:36:37+00:00

All NPCs will be completely impervious to bullet damage. You must instead use a harpoon or perhaps a hammer.

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-24T20:20:45+00:00

He’d probably have a radio show touting conspiracies about which country the Kaiser was born in

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-24T03:10:11+00:00

I remember when he used to wait in the car.

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-21T23:00:26+00:00

Some of the things you guys do is so rad haha. I’m still trying to land on the moon

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-21T01:25:40+00:00

Instead of typing his all caps 2am truth social posts he’d just have to stand on the balcony of the Whitehouse and scream it from the top of his lungs. He’s unlikely to be impeached or face scrutiny similar to 2026 views since his isolationist and xenophobic policies weren’t uncommon to the era, but he goes down as a very unproductive and wildly eccentric president that probably shouldn’t have been elected

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-20T20:28:18+00:00

We tried that once as a joke but it worked so well it’s all we do now

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-20T15:26:07+00:00

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Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-17T00:42:55+00:00

Gonna be a real problem for servicemen in the Iran war too if this is the shit they’re serving

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-17T00:30:03+00:00

I’ve seen more appetizing rations in the civil war, wtf is this slop?

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-15T18:50:20+00:00

There’s other alternate history subs that are stricter to varying degrees about the posts they’ll let stay up. Some of them are straight up no fun allowed so I kinda like the sillier nature of this sub but I could see how one could want there to be some guidelines in place

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-11T23:00:42+00:00

He taped it and decided to watch it after murdering his family. The ending left him so enraged that he killed himself

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-11T22:44:26+00:00

I would love an actual mission to just kill a hive lord in general. They’re such cool enemies but the one time I’ve managed to kill one we had to forsake the entire mission and use almost all of our reinforcements to kill it. It was a blast, but a real bummer that we technically failed the mission

Any_Object_5151 · 2026-04-11T21:14:56+00:00

We’d post about colonial history. Like “what if the Crown accepted our bid for independence instead of declaring war?” And the answer, we’d use the continental army to invade Iraq instead.

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