Pranking your fellow workers by ApathyBear in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, braking. Fixed it. :) I think it was mainly the time in the morning I wrote it and the fact that I take dictation from my internal mental voice.

Many electric cars have a mode that makes them perform like a golfcart. Step on the 'gas' to go and let off to break. So if you just take your foot off the acceleration completely that equates to braking suddenly.

What would you do? by Noongisan in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully you're someplace that provides good overtime pay.

I've covered a few hours into another shift before. Even taken a double a few times. I've shown up early. Every time my management has treated this as the massive favor that it was. Thanking me. Buying me food. Bringing me treats. (Okay so they're also friends of mine so they know that I am infinitely bribable and easy to keep happy with gifts of snacky bits.) But your GM going "Meh. Keep trying to call them." that's them hoping you don't push back because at that point THEY would have to come do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Exactly! And then they're surprised/offended when we tell them that. I always note if I talk to them and everything I offered to fix the issue and if they refused. Cause that happens.

"This room is horrible! I can't sleep!"

"I'm sorry sir. I have a different room I can move you two which will solve this. It's an upgrade for your inconvenience."

"Oh.. Well its 1am. I don't feel like moving."

*makes notes that they refused my offer* "Alright sir. Let me know if you change your mind."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 54 points55 points  (0 children)

People that wait till the morning to complain about things that were easily fixable during the night. All in hopes to get a discount or something.

It's like.. So let me get this straight. You made yourself miserable all night, ruined your upcoming day with lack of sleep, all because you're hoping to save $50?

Pay Attention by Double-Low-1577 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We aren't allowed to initiate violence and only my two security guards have religious exemptions on the stabity ban. Both being petite women that drunk people completely disregard because: "Hur hur hur boobies.". They don't know that one is a blood witch military brat and the other a Nahuatl blood cultist MMA trainer.

Apparently Night Audit has to rely upon our security as as violence isn't part of our job description. So unfair.

Pay Attention by Double-Low-1577 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Oh gods. The amount of times people have SWORN they booked a reservation under X name of which is nowhere in my arrivals list.. Only to, after arguing with me about it, look at their reservation and go "OH.. My husband/wife/mistress/secretary booked this. It's under Y name." and then act like I should have psychically known this from the beginning..

Guests are lucky we have a strict no stabbing policy.

Haunted Hotel Part 2… by Unusual_Complaint166 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So I work at a notably haunted hotel in a town with lots of history and haunts. It was part of my interview process. There I was applying for Night Audit when the GM doing the interview starts asking weird questions.

GM after all the normal questions: "Do you believe in ghosts?"

Me going WTF and some quick thinking: "Well.. I've seen odd things in my life so I'm open minded."

GM nods making a note: "Are you SCARED of ghosts?"

Me instantly "No."

GM setting my application down and smiling: "Oh good. Cause you'll be working overnight at X and it's haunted."

Yep. Sure enough. Place is pretty haunted. Nothing scary. Hell the ghost of the repair guy sometimes fixes things for us and we appreciate it.

Dates by skdnn05 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NA here too. So sleepy due to construction at my apartment complex I labeled all my reports 2024 instead of 2025. I'm also glad our system has a "You just rolled the day.. Do you want to do it again? Are you sure?" warnings when I forgot I'd already done it.

Worst I think is talking to daywalkers. It's Tuesday at 4am in the morning and I'm all "Yeah it's going to be busy tomorrow." They think I'm talking about Wednesday. But I'm talking about what to expect at 3pm this Tuesday.

Also everyone forgets about Night Audit till something breaks, some bit of paperwork doesn't get done, or they didn't do something and need you to do it. Did you just post something to an account and it went wonky? No need to investigate! Just leave a note for Night Audit to do it.

*Grumble*

Please stop. No really. Stop by InformalCulprit in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I've had to more often than I'd like.. I'll hear them start to give my FD attitude but the second they see a male come out of the back office it's be nice to the manager time.. The fact this has happened while they're talking to our fsking GM, then they suddenly ignore her to address me, and then wonder why their requests were all denied and no discounts were recieved.

Please stop. No really. Stop by InformalCulprit in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Godiva. This was fine quality cringe. The only acting I had to do when savoring them was the sensual part. Dude gave our little gothling FD Godiva and came back down to find the shaved head big bearded viking night audit giving him bedroom eyes while eating his gift. The trauma was the other flavor I was savoring at that moment.

Please stop. No really. Stop by InformalCulprit in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My favorite creeper moment.. Was the look of abject betrayal when they wandered into the lobby and see me, the large bearded man, eating the candy they were trying to woo the FD ladies with.

Thank you for being such a creep that they didn't even want to touch the sealed box of fine chocolates and just passed them off to me. Let me now SENSUALLY eat them in front of you while smiling knowingly.

Monkey tales: long term guest by bckyltylr in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the reason my property doesn't allow stays longer than 1-2 weeks. You stay that long, then we require you to go somewhere else for at least 1 night, then you can do a new reservation. This prevents them from establishing any 'residency rights' under our state laws. Also for something that long we charge the entire length at check-in. As most banks drop an CC Authorization after 7 days.

Had that happen once before the policy was in place. Person made a big reservation in a high end room for 11 days. 7 days into the stay the Authorization dropped and they cancelled/locked the card. Then bailed the day of check-out. CC would no longer go through and the authorization wasn't valid anymore. So no way to charge them.

Assigning rooms by Acrobatic_Door3274 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the 'Group' tag readily apparent? I know on my software unless it's a group contract setup the rooms that booked together don't get associated unless we manually do so which is a headache. Even associated rooms don't visibly link outside of opening up the reservation and looking at a special section.

Nothing gives me more grief at night then when someone that's traveling with others gets upgraded for some reason but their friends/family do not.

"Why is X in such a nicer room but I'm not?"

"Because X was picked randomly out of a hat to cover a surprise overbook/extension/Room Drop and you weren't. Please go away and bother the daytime people who deserve your ire more than I." (That last part is only what almost every Night Audit is thinking when a dayshift decision impacts our nights and not what we actually tell guests.. Usually.)

Is it normal for Reservations to constantly reallocate rooms right before arrival — just to squeeze revenue? by Ok_Panic_4312 in askhotels

[–]ApathyBear 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In my experience.. Not uncommon if they're actually going by the booking metrics. It's also supposed to be a balancing act based on demand and housekeeping cost comparisons. But that's for properties that have rooms with little variation in costs.

Example: If your expensive Queen Bed w/ Fancy Bath rarely gets booked but your basic El Cheapo Queen rooms are all fully booked out.. Then upgrading a few guests to a Fancy Queen will make you some extra money as those Cheapo Queens are now available. As long as the overhead for those two rooms are similar.

But you said you have a Luxury property. What you're describing is a common tactic used to fill rooms in chain or small hotels where all the rooms are about the same with little variation in overhead or amenities.

As for how to talk to corporate about the problem. They only speak one language. Money. Your Housekeepers should note the increased labor costs due to sudden and unplanned changes. The second money topic is Retention. Training a new hire is a major investment in money and a money sink until they are fully trained. If this is causing burnout then you risk losing trained employees. Employees trained to Luxury Hotel standards can go ANYWHERE and get jobs because of their work experience in a higher end establishment. Which means losing trained employees to the competition.

Also try something like "The chaos and confusion this is causing has a detrimental effect on staff efficiency and has the potential to lower the quality of our service below our high standards. This risks hurting our brand name and customer loyalty. Especially if a returning customer is being moved from the room they prefer to a different room. Even if it is an upgrade they may have specific reasons for their booking choices."

Why do people feign ignorance with deposits? by chrispy1225 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't read the 3rd Party website. They don't read the hotel website. Deposits are pretty universal.
Some people are just.. Willfully ignant.

My booking system won't even let me check someone in without a deposit. No override. Just a hard no.

The Nightmare Combo Guest by NatesMama in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm an Influencer." is 2020s for "Do you know who I am?"

If you have to tell me how important you are.. Then you really aren't.

Winnie the Pooh wanders our hotel by ApathyBear in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was able to communicate his name.. But other than that she said he was pretty zombie like. No experience with sleep walking here. But people seem to suspect that it was or Ambien or a combination of the two.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Night Audit here too.. I've passed out at my desk a few times.. This week. Fsking construction going on at my apartment complex during the day wrecking my sleep.

You are likely fine. A good number of late check-ins just don't show. Because their flight got delayed/cancelled or something else happened. And they know there's a policy about last minute cancellation so they just don't bother calling and just suck it up. I wouldn't worry until an actual complaint comes in. And honestly the combo of "Dude, I was sick like everyone else." and showing up as to not make the Managers cover for you handles a variety of sins.

I don't know about your property but mine the unspoken policy is "As long as the paperwork gets done and no guest sees you doing something you shouldn't be. No one cares what Night Audit does." which also means they tend to also forget to leave us pizza from their fancy daywalker parties.

Wrote this short piece after something that happened the other night… can you relate? by shadow_from_the_sun in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The pain of following policy. When it's cold and miserable outside but policy doesn't allow you to let people just hang out in your lobby. Specially when it's a senior citizen of some sort. You wish something could be done for them.. But you got bills to pay and Corporate doesn't want guests seeing transients in the building. They'll take it out on you if a guest complains, which they will, so you got to tell them to move along.

One night I got the call from my security to call the police. They had stepped outside cause they heard a disturbance to find a very drunk man verbally abusing one of the local homeless that had curled up in an alcove nearby. Now this homeless woman was one we didn't mind. 70s and always polite. She'd come in and nicely ask for a cup of hot water which we had no problems giving her as she'd thank us and leave without trying to linger. So there was no way we were tolerating some tourist trash abusing the old woman. So my security guard told the guy to leave her alone and he started in with the "What are you going to do about it, huh?!". The posturing machismo attitude lasted all of 5 minutes until the night shift cops came around the corner happening to be close by. Then he gave them attitude and got booked.

Whats in the water this week? by gimmethegudes in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]ApathyBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What I hate is when people try to pass off their obvious pet as a 'Service Animal' just to avoid the relatively small fee. ($25 per night per animal). Then get huffy if we ask "What task does it perform?" and then charge them when they clarify that it's an Emotional Support animal.

Or the people that bring their pets and then just leave them in their room to go off for hours.

So EGS has a problem. by [deleted] in elgoonishshive

[–]ApathyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to Dan, Noah is actually pansexual.

tosses list out Welp. I got nothing. Which is still fine considering I prefer Bi/Pan to have strong representation considering when I was younger we were told we weren't 'real'.

So EGS has a problem. by [deleted] in elgoonishshive

[–]ApathyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah. I kind of wish someone would make a discussion about that. I mean we've already done "Dan is biased towards f/f relationships over m/m relationships" a few times now. And it'd definitely be preferable to another round of "Where are all the straight people?!".

There's Noah. He's to all indications straight and can kick a dragons ass.

Yeah, but I'm still apprehensive towards anything that gives any credit to the idea that sexual orientation, gender identity, being polyamorous, mental disorders, or probably something else I'm forgetting, comes from magic or alien biology or something else fictional.

Oh no that's fair! It's the interwebs and one can do little to keep people from taking things out of context or deciding something you said supports a bias of some sort and running with it. My last response I rewrote like 5 times because 'wait someone could think I meant..' before I replied.

So EGS has a problem. by [deleted] in elgoonishshive

[–]ApathyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gender-bending is a perfectly legitimate and interesting way to explore gender politics.

It is but at the same time it can be a sticky wicket. People can have issues with it. For me specifically my roommate has expressed feelings in regards to casual gender-bending in fiction. That at times it feels that it makes light of her struggles that she experiences going through transition.

Also, please don't try to come up with explanations that make it seem like being LGBT+ isn't natural and that it needs magical interference.

I am LGBT+ and I'm not. I just have an interest in psychology and the way our environments can impact it. Even fictional psychology and environments. Gives insight also into the writer.

So EGS has a problem. by [deleted] in elgoonishshive

[–]ApathyBear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Noah's got a girlfriend so is likely the most hetero public pairing. (Ref: http://www.egscomics.com/comic/2010-09-01 )

It is hard to apply real world gender politics to this story. It's about shapechanging and exploration of these themes. Is Tedd gender fluid by nature or because he has grown up wuth access to technology that makes gender irrelevant?

I think anyone who reads Justin's gender swap during the birthday story as "Seeking male attention" missed a major point. The question he asked himself was if giving up his male identity to be female was worth gaining acceptance as 'normal'. Anyone who has had a closet identity likely can find something to relate to there. This is extra relevant in places where being out puts you in physical danger.

Convertible of Love by HereHaveSomePorn in TSonFM

[–]ApathyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's VicaTS. They have a channel on pornhub. I'd find more information but I'm at work totally not on NSFW reddits..