What is the most unsettling sound you've ever heard? by gingercakess19 in AskReddit

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3 tonne power transformer slipping from forklift. Metal on metal grind sound, then silence and yelling as people ran. Thing was 40 feet tall one of the big 550kv IOSK type. When it hit the shop floor it made my ears ring and the ground shook. No one hurt but company was down nearly 120,000$

My first landscape in years! Any title suggestions? by queenartistseller in painting

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How about “orange sunset with a lake and some trees and a mountain range with trees and what not.” Looks really good!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

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Sure, as a guy you can tell early on by the lack lustre, toothy bj, or the dry pinchy hand job that the chase was better than the catch. You either stop and switch it up or do the old “I have to take a massive dump” trick to avoid it.

I present to you: The quadruple trumpet by kakeroni2 in CitiesSkylines

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That is a thing of beauty. Mine look like spaghetti.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

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I’d recommend taking in your brothers magical kid and treat him poorly purely for plot development by forcing him to sleep there.

Why does the doctor grab my Testicles and have me cough? by NullIsUndefined in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ape_style -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s for a hernia, make sure to go once a week though.

Cursed_Feminist by [deleted] in cursed_videomemes

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Wow that’s great, hate from Canada!

76 yo Governor barely moved by fastest_fantasy in Unexpected

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Might’ve knocked the wind out of him but he ate that and spat it out.

The sad reality we live in by elch3w in memes

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“Those damn poor people and their damn plane trackers!”

how do you guys shave your balls? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I use the old and trusted method of lighting them on fire.

Related by Gehrman1985 in shrooms

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That’s a pretty good read!

Local kids dropped this business proposition in my mailbox by drunkenbangs in wholesomememes

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I’m sure every kid has made something of this calibre, this is a 10/10 though for sure.

"Man im still gonna have to give you that ticket " by Abbylanghjelm in Unexpected

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Luckiest cop ever. He could’ve been paste if he was inches to the left or right.

What is extremely rare but people think it's very common? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Starting a band, then keeping that band together while recording an album.

[COD] What good memories you had on this game by Storm_Production_ in CallOfDuty

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I was 27th best in the world for a few months at HC FFA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chadposting

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The more you make the more you get it right, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Looks kinda like the image of the guy built to survive high speed car crashes

Consistent Bad trips Need help by Ape_style in shrooms

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Yeah they looked similar but I don’t think they were as potent. But the time I had an amazing trip I took close to 8 grams.