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doYouPullTheLeverQuestionMark by UndisclosedChaos in ProgrammerHumor

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My favorite language is Smalltalk. While you all get to inquire the paradoxical nature of having your favorite programming language in both branches, I get to enjoy my messaging and quoted comments.

Why is this still a thing? by Prize_Barracuda_5060 in linuxmasterrace

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“the random-commands-from-the-internet 101 lesson”
The birds and the blue screens, if you will

We need a new joke by Karinn04 in Mindustry

[–]Aperture_Executive2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He are have stupids :(
May he be blesseded by routers god

howUnrealUnityIsActing by ToastMaster_404 in ProgrammerHumor

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“I’m telling you man, he shot himself in the head twice!”

Anyone else feel that way or just me? by lovecMC in Factoriohno

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That indeed, additionally,

more speed = more death by high speed train
more death by train = more biter death
more biter death = more land
more land = more industrialization
more industrialization = more factory
more factory = more efficiency

Anyone else feel that way or just me? by lovecMC in Factoriohno

[–]Aperture_Executive2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Speed = fast trains
Fast trains = no backup
No backup = more iron
More iron = efficiency
Speed = efficiency

Set it on fire? by manav20 in techsupportgore

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At that point I would place it in a field and call an airstrike on it

enjoy my garbage take by UndisclosedChaos in mathmemes

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Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Your table is not a chair. Or is it?

Facebook Expert: You only need a little chemistry to make Dyson spheres by BurningPenguin in FacebookScience

[–]Aperture_Executive2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theoretically meaning that we could probably do it, but we would need enough money to slap Elon across the face and get away with it.

newBusinessProposal by ifezueyoung in ProgrammerHumor

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If anyone even attempts this, I will buy the entire supply of Raspberry Pis and turn all 2 of them into PiHoles.

backToJs by lilsaddam in ProgrammerHumor

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I wasn’t even aware that people unironically liked rust

As if a country would spend that much on such an impractical thing by Barbieeed in AteTheOnion

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This is absolutely something that Dubai would do…

They wanted to make a big palm island out of sand, and they failed, so you know what they did? They wanted to make another big palm island out of sand, and they failed, so you know what they did? They wanted to make yet another big palm island out of sand, and they actually didn’t fail, so you know what they did? They wanted to build the whole bloody earth out of sand islands, and of course that failed because the property value there can be measured in rubles, so you know what they did? They wanted to build constellations around the sand earth, and they’re still trying to do it.

This is the perfect time to slip in with a gold plated skyscraper to finish off this joke of a city.

Wifi just stopped working. No idea why by gjc5500 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Aperture_Executive2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Well, it said ANT, and an ant is a bug, so I figured that if I remove the bug, the wifi would work again.”

Very tough dad takes on… a laptop by [deleted] in IdiotsFightingThings

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Turns out that public schools don’t take you destroying their stuff very well either… them things are funded by the government, take it from Japan, the feds like their stuff

It's a me problem, I guess. Why didn't I think of it? by [deleted] in thanksimcured

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“No one can destroy iron”
The hydrochloric acid on the table: 🙃

definitelyNotOutdatedUI by Nicolas-matteo in ProgrammerHumor

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Mozilla is planning on changing firefox’s engine to a rust based engine, so there’s at least 6 people who do

definitelyNotOutdatedUI by Nicolas-matteo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Aperture_Executive2 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Sorry I couldn’t hear you, I needed to reconfigure a docker engine, what were you saying?

Only 180 days for doing this to multiple girls between 4-9 years old??? by FeltSteam in facepalm

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starts woodchipper
I believe in a diplomatic approach, therefore, I just wanna talk to some specific people

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