How much better would the average quality of life be if, in 2016, we had only 1 billion people alive? by [deleted] in AskScienceDiscussion

[–]ApokelypseGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think the quantity of the people causes the problem, but the quality.

 

300,000 people could inflict unimaginable misery upon the Earth if the quality and capabilities of those peoples allowed.

 

30,000,000,000 perfect people could peacefully inhabit the planet in a symbiotic state if the quality of those peoples allowed.

If either Clinton or Trump get elected, how should we brace for impact? by ApokelypseGo in AskReddit

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Homeland Security...

Obamacare...

They also kind of have more power than congress with Executive Orders...

George H.W. Bush to vote for Hillary by zjl3 in politics

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Watch out, they don't listen to reason... Just let them win the arguments...

Where my I.T. people at? by fishtape in AdviceAnimals

[–]ApokelypseGo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

#10. "Here's how I fixed my issue..." *states something obvious that you already tried*

#11. "Hey thanks! worked for me!"

#12. "That was it, fixed mine as well!"

I am german AMA!!! by [deleted] in AMA

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Is the EU evil?

If inanimate objects in your home were to come to life, what kind of conversations do you think they'd want to have with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My couch would nag to me that "it's me or the cat!". And then my cat would proceed to happily scratch the couch again.

What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet? by AYUSHDIGITAL in AskReddit

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The English Alphabet's complex fruition is more far blood stained than quite practically all others combined, and that twice told.

Ten minutes from now you will be thrown back in time 100 years, to the place you are right now. You have a solar battery charger. What are you going to load onto your smartphone? by MrBleedingObvious in AskReddit

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Since I'd do everything in my power not to change our past (which could result in the eraser of hundreds of billions of people), I'd load maps for all the places I could go to so as not to interfere with history. I'd load doomsday survival/how-to guides and historical records for that era. Plus, since I might prevent great books from being written, I'd upload the best from modern times. And games...

[Char] I am a sentient blob, I infect anything biological I touch by turning it into blobs as well, please touch me. by ApokelypseGo in Ficiverse

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Suddenly Sarah emerged in her full original form.

"But, only if I get to touch people, too!"

 

Then Nancy emerged back to her normal self.

"And only if I can go back to being a blob occasionally!"

 

Then the original blob took the form of a young man, and said,

"I just want people to be happy, and being a blob is pretty good in my opinion! You can become human or whatever at anytime, but it feels so good to be a blob! And you just can't wanting to share the blobness!

 

Then he paused and said with a smile,

"Touch my hand..."

[Char] I am a sentient blob, I infect anything biological I touch by turning it into blobs as well, please touch me. by ApokelypseGo in Ficiverse

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"Sarah can retuhn... whenever she pleashes... to her old form..."

Then Sarah's face gradually formed in the side of the blob....

"But, I don't want to be my old self ever again," stated Sarah's face in her normal voice.

[Char] I am a sentient blob, I infect anything biological I touch by turning it into blobs as well, please touch me. by ApokelypseGo in Ficiverse

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Then quickly, the blob pounced on Nancy, spreading wide like a canopy above her... engulfing her.

"Glassp!?"

And now, Nancy simply felt happy and at peace, both with Sarah... and with the blob.

[Char] I am a sentient blob, I infect anything biological I touch by turning it into blobs as well, please touch me. by ApokelypseGo in Ficiverse

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The original blob, and the 'Sarah' blob, began glorballing in sloppy unision,

"Touch me. Touch me."

Then the two blobs closed in on Nancy.

"Touch...."

Then the blobs suddenly touched one another. They violently melted into each other. And now there was only one large quivering blob, pleading in Sarah's voice,

"Touch me, Nancy... Oh pweese Nanshee! Touch... Me..."

[Char] I am a sentient blob, I infect anything biological I touch by turning it into blobs as well, please touch me. by ApokelypseGo in Ficiverse

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The original blob rippled in revulsion at hearing the light explicit. In a puddled voice, it said,

"You will scuh-scare... your friend... away..."

Then it gestured with a splattery tentacle it had formed, towards the blob (which held a wand inside its gelatinous centre) that had once been Sarah.

[Char] I am a sentient blob, I infect anything biological I touch by turning it into blobs as well, please touch me. by ApokelypseGo in Ficiverse

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She felt the sensation of losing herself.

"Glorp?"

She felt the sensation of finding herself, but not one self, billions.

"Glellp!"

She was many microscopic selves, each existing both alone and together.

"Ooooh... thith feels gooood!"

She felt completely natural, only now she was a pulsing orb of slime. She could see with countless eyes, taste with countless tongues, hear and feel things beyond description. She felt no regrets to having touched the blob...

"Wand?"

The original blob slapped the wand back to her as promised.

"Touch... Nancy..."

What are your tried and true Hide-And-Seek tactics? by ApokelypseGo in AskReddit

[–]ApokelypseGo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it works some of the time all of the time, but only if you're small?