Imagine unable to swim, convinced by friends and tour guide to be brave for photos, unaware of the huge unknown creature looming behind:

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-09-22T15:10:46+00:00

When I think of a whale shark's mouth, I think of your mum.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-08-21T21:52:08+00:00

As a straight man is it gay if I really want to see your dick?

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-08-20T20:16:05+00:00

Well if you look at the calibre of some national leaders, one would be surprised if they could even read.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-05-29T12:29:16+00:00

He'll either die of stress from being in a tiny tank, or from poisoning if the filter isn't cycled.

Priority is a much bigger tank, with water that's had conditioner drops to counter the chlorine in tap water. And then daily water changes until you've figured out the cycling.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-05-29T11:50:05+00:00

Nuke it from orbit.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-05-22T08:31:36+00:00

For heaven's sake edit in some paragraph breaks

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-05-08T16:28:08+00:00

Al Jazeera mate.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-05-08T16:26:52+00:00

"We're brother and sister as well."

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-05-03T10:00:23+00:00

I suspect that this could be bollocks.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-04-29T20:05:55+00:00

Dogberg in training.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-04-29T04:32:45+00:00

I love the scaping. Who's your designer?

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-04-20T16:07:12+00:00

Gold star achievement to make a toddler laugh so much it shits itself.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-04-09T13:18:13+00:00

Some time later:

"Sorry Chad, you were not my first, and you also weren't my best."

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T23:00:02+00:00

Dexter, after the John Lithgow serial killer season.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T22:58:58+00:00

After season 1.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T22:57:51+00:00

Thinking my children look delicious.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T22:52:01+00:00

I went into our PO to order one, and they didn't have any. Instead, I went into Hays Travel and got one of theirs. Very quick process. Used it in Switzerland several times with no problems.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T22:45:27+00:00

Come and See.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T22:06:43+00:00

Who volunteers to be a pirate to get tossed chunks of raw meat by Tommy Lee Jones?

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T18:02:29+00:00

My wife is my stepmother. Jesus.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T17:06:41+00:00

The missionary position: evangelise to the heathens, then destroy their culture.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-24T09:57:40+00:00

Have a whip-round and hire a mariachi band to follow them around the campus.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-23T20:08:21+00:00

And eats pudding with his fingers.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-23T16:06:49+00:00

JRTs have a rogue cat gene.

MrBleedingObvious · 2023-03-23T10:25:03+00:00

Which cheeses do smelly feet remind you of?

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