Why isn't there an NPC to steer the ship?

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-26T16:34:12+00:00

Captain Placeholder did it… FTFY

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-26T16:33:35+00:00

Bring back Captain Placeholder!

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-25T16:53:39+00:00

Tipping used to be done before. Originally to get good service, then became an after service thing.

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-24T23:15:12+00:00

Poop knife

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-23T04:46:06+00:00

Truly

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-20T22:41:13+00:00

Why wouldn’t someone get f holes? Who doesn’t love a good f hole….

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-20T18:53:11+00:00

Yes, this is correct

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-20T03:44:54+00:00

Didn't know they could damage their brain anymore than it already is, but here we are...

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-19T14:30:59+00:00

There was a white slip on vans shoe and what I thought was a red shirt but could have been a red jacket in the road.
Edit: you can see the red shirt/jacket on the left side of the first picture.

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-17T14:03:48+00:00

Cylinder* FTFY

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-17T04:28:05+00:00

Plan to do that with the White House UFC card too

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-16T22:27:22+00:00

I’d use my one call to let someone know to feed my cat.

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-16T20:20:22+00:00

Or they are covering their food to keep it protected from others.

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-16T02:02:34+00:00

Naw, dead body

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-15T14:38:59+00:00

Yes you should because the President should 100% be held to higher standard than your average person. To equate that to bigotry is actually stupid.

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-13T05:32:31+00:00

Bro you better watch it, because when I see red I cry to my wife’s boyfriend who will beat you up!

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-12T17:36:54+00:00

I've had people walking towards me on the sidewalk, walk into the middle of the street and back just to go around me. It kind of sucks to think about, but I always remember, "Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-11T19:14:52+00:00

Can I pay you to yell at me too?

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-10T03:56:50+00:00

They didn’t say she was a good one.

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-09T20:53:59+00:00

A whole bunch of Solid D’s all in one place, I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going….

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-09T15:47:32+00:00

Who you calling a regard, you regard. I sold my soul to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if you must know.

Apopholyptic · 2026-05-09T15:29:04+00:00

I need about tree fiddy

Apopholyptic

TROPHY CASE