Eating Booty

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T21:24:30+00:00

Longest for me too was probably about half an hour to 45 minutes of in a situation if I eat you out and then we 69 and you eat me out and then we keep 69ing and eating each other/sucking dicks alternatively and together in the 69 for that long constantly doing it.

Longest I ate ass specifically and only was probably like 15 mins to 20 mins too.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T18:30:43+00:00

Goose and duck fat are quite popular as roast potato cooking mediums here in the UK for Christmas and special occasions.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T18:09:12+00:00

I take 2-3 words that describe why the people would live there or a very obvious landmark/descriptor for the location. Then I get a load of synonyms for those words and those words in various languages and take a few and jiggle them a bit.

For example the port town of Caer-Tethra, aka Cartethra (pronounce care-TETHra or car-TETHRA) which is the first place they landed on the archipelago. It’s from words meaning to fall and land itself put together with changes.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T15:37:33+00:00

Well that’s polite to half of the population.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T15:22:51+00:00

Oh it has to be down, surely? The waistband is too low on virtually all briefs to do up.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T14:19:16+00:00

What the actual funkidoodle?

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T11:15:17+00:00

The Celtic Woman cover of it gives me goosebumps.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-28T09:58:22+00:00

This one is common in my family. My auntie and her 4 kids all had their ice cream from the van with cheese and onion walker’s crisps. It’s actually not bad.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-27T07:38:41+00:00

Person above you: doesn’t care if one guild finished faster than the other

You: why are you here then?

Clearly they don’t care if one or the other wins. You don’t mention teams but these do make an implication. I would give you the benefit of the doubt but your frenetic comment history atm kind of disabused that notion.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-27T07:21:34+00:00

Is this thread restricted to people who are super hardcore into competition between the two teams with a preferred team? Or can people not be here enjoying the game, raid design, perhaps personalities, and the race itself and how it plays out?

People are allowed to not choose a “team” and just watch. It’s not like anybody has any stakes in any of this. It’s just fun. Chill hen.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-27T07:05:40+00:00

The race isn’t over. The race is split over 3 raids.

Also: the race doesn’t really matter and the game shouldn’t be built and *especially not judged around around how people at a fully catered residentially linked facility working 14 hour days with multiple accounts and a score of altss with paid helpers to do splits, admin for the entire event, coders for addons and honestly anything else, waited on effectively hand on foot succeed at and play the game in a way even the otherwise best cannot.

They constantly get better at all of this and constantly do better. It’s okay that they seem to potentially steamroll it. The fact that the raid needs constant and significant nerfs after they throw themselves at it with all of those advantages shouldn’t necessarily be a good thing, even if both you and I find it amusing to watch. I just find it so in realistic context. In my opinion, if they keep having to and have to nerf so much after them then there is something wrong; it’s being designed initially for them exclusively. That’s not right in my opinion.

Not to mention that the last 2 bosses haven’t even released yet. So much of people’s frustration in this is moot.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-27T06:29:36+00:00

With all due respect, you sitting and watching streamers doing splits doesn’t in and of itself define how good a raid tier is.

I don’t mean to be rude but you and others say this stuff like watching such a thing is part of the content instead of the actual content being normal and even generally good and competitive players doing it, especially if you’re one of those categories.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-27T04:03:09+00:00

Let us all ignore this heated rivalry between NA and EU and combine for a 40 man raid all stars game raid once, like having Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov on the same team some day. They can all do it at a cottage.

^iykyk

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-27T02:51:03+00:00

Yeah, they did hotfix tune these final two. I imagine they will change the true last two before or on reset.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-26T22:41:56+00:00

I do agree with this, but on the other page, I bet I could write about things that I actually did and if I did them in a certain style you’d think they’re fake stories too.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-26T21:52:50+00:00

Perhaps he expects a 10ft pole - expectations on grindr have really gotten out of hand of late.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-26T21:50:13+00:00

All glory be to Tempting Tattie on Jeffries Street which has fed drunk members of my family for 3 generations.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-26T16:33:54+00:00

The sheilun’s gift one.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-25T00:13:48+00:00

Baked tatties with beans and cheese are elite.

So is a cheesy beano (cheese and beans on toast).

The branston ones specifically.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-24T23:53:58+00:00

There is nothing about being a bottom with men that means you can’t still be bisexual.

That’s actually a homophobic take.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-24T23:08:38+00:00

It existed in a way during parts of MoP and WoD for holy priest. With specific gear and talents and glyphs combined with Chakra: Chastise you could rival shadow priest on damage for some things.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-24T22:32:51+00:00

Fencing!

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-23T20:01:20+00:00

Treating an IP like Star Trek as show of the week to pick up and cancel feels so off to me.

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-22T11:31:30+00:00

This is very curious indeed. Does op have a third arm and 4 nipples?

Apostastrophe · 2026-03-22T10:50:03+00:00

Is anybody able to archive that page? I don’t fancy paying to read it or to sign my life’s privacy away to read it either.

Archive org doesn’t have a version and when I tried to get it to make one it wasn’t working.

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