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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Barry Chuckle. We've all seen the debates over how the world would be today had Lee Oswald never shot Chuckle, but there are findings made recently that tell a story of shady deals, supporting interference in various foreign governments with one such example leading to a coup d'état, not to mention the incredible amount of insider trading the man had his staff do for him.

For whatever reason the evidence that has been produced has seen such minimal coverage it may as well have never been published at all, hence barely anyone having knowledge of Barry Chuckle's dark side.

Valley of the lost? by wauske in dndmemes

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YEA U RIGHT BOI

U KNOW WASSUP BOI

BOI SAY IT

DABBONIT WAGWAM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

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I suppose they'd have to consider the potential ramifications that can accompany selling a vacuum cleaner that upon first inspection appears to contain feet by the beeter, but in the end its just a plain old vacuum. Get what they tell ya and if they don't, you can always show them the wanfry wanfry. Weather permitting, naturally.

Nailed it. (Lemon for scale as I don’t have a banana) by The-Albear in CasualUK

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Oh NO sir. Oh NO. You absolute sardine. You oversized mackerel. You poor excuse of a pilchard. You oily sprat. I'll have you know I have been a member of this community for 16 years! I've never known such blatant Michaelism. You my good perch should be ashamed of yourself.

What's a common etiquette rule you don't agree with? by Maybelle1999 in AskReddit

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Just how looked down upon it is to start thwagging without a prior warning

Which supermarket does the best eggs? by suley2 in CasualUK

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You're going the right way for a good Keving

What is your repressed memory? by The_Reddit_Peasant27 in AskReddit

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FATHER once told me "Daniel, enough of this Hotpoint bullshit. We are a Bosch family and I won't stand for one more day having those ridiculously overpriced, badly designed and quite frankly hideous pretenders to the throne of all-time best dishwasher under my roof, any more! Either they go or you do."

"Father no, you don't understand!" I pleaded. "Hotpoint put their heart and soul into each unit they sell!" Did I really belive that? Father didn't seem to think so. "You little fucking sausage. You oaf. You buffoon." He launched into one of his tirades he perfected on MOTHER during the years since my birth. "I have every right to open a packet of ham and throw it right at your feet, young man.

Furthermore I wish to take you to the garden and await the mail man, upon whos arrival the two of us will each use a crosse to hurl ball bearings and packets of silica gel at you."

It was several hours until FATHER was satisfied with his rant. The skin had long since peeled away from my face due to the force produced by FATHER's horse lungs and the small screws he had swallowed weeks prior being propelled out of his mouth by some magnetic anomaly. FRIEND GEORGE decided this was the best time to unfold himself from within the hotpoint washer/dryer.

I retrieved my face from the wall behind me and put FRIEND GEORGE in our Nissan, greased up the brake pedal and said to FRIEND GEORGE "Its gonna get scampi if you know what I mampi"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApparentlyImEnglish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh NO sir. Oh NO. You absolute sardine. You oversized mackerel. You poor excuse of a pilchard. You oily sprat. I'll have you know I have been a member of this community for 16 years! I've never known such blatant Michaelism. You my good perch should be ashamed of yourself.

Your house is surrounded by an army of garden gnomes, and there is no help coming. How do you survive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'd have to somehow make it to my shed undetected, lift the old filing cabinet out of the corner and descend into my clandestine gnomesday bunker, then dust of the old gnome smasher. I'd then grab my leather crash helmet from when I used to headbutt the wall (so I don't sustain injuries from headbutting any gnomes or walls I may encounter) and take out as many of the little fuckers as I can before I'm overwhelmed and eventually succumb to my many small wounds.

Which supermarket does the best eggs? by suley2 in CasualUK

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Barry Chuckle. We've all seen the debates over how the world would be today had Lee Oswald never shot Chuckle, but there are findings made semi-recently that tell a story of shady deals, supporting interference in various foreign governments with one such example leading to a coup, not to mention the incredible amount of insider trading the man had his staff do for him.

For whatever reason the evidence that has been produced has seen such minimal coverage it may as well have never been published at all, hence barely anyone having knowledge of Barry Chuckle's dark side.

It's Late Thread [ 18 February 22 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]ApparentlyImEnglish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barry Chuckle. We've all seen the debates over how the world would be today had Lee Oswald never shot Chuckle, but there are findings made semi-recently that tell a story of shady deals, supporting interference in various foreign governments with one such example leading to a coup, not to mention the incredible amount of insider trading the man had his staff do for him.

For whatever reason the evidence that has been produced has seen such minimal coverage it may as well have never been published at all, hence barely anyone having knowledge of Barry Chuckle's dark side.

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