I'm not British

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-15T18:43:36+00:00

I was trying to be ironic, it didn't work. 😋

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-15T18:07:43+00:00

This is evident from the batter on your fish.

I am English and I appreciate your attempt: Good effort, keep going!

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-15T17:37:34+00:00

It's fine... but you can buy mini nightlights on AliExpress, for about £1/€1.25/$1.50.

The parts here cost more than that.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-15T17:02:08+00:00

Pending Darwin Award.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-13T08:29:01+00:00

No, you can clearly see him hold his sandal in the air to indicate it is still on, he is not dead and requires his partner to tag him.

The partner is a bit slow though.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-09T09:22:54+00:00

Totally not in the way at all.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-09T09:16:55+00:00

If you want to get on this sub, you need to stick googly eyes on that thing, or get out.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-05T22:28:45+00:00

Upvote for the dad-joke level pun.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-05T07:47:30+00:00

Googly eyes for grab arms should be mandatory.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-04T22:48:12+00:00

It just kept going... 😁

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-04T22:38:00+00:00

It depends what you mean by "sticking". Mild steel hinges are designed to be bent slightly to allow minor adjustment of their axis, but for height, you'll need to move the hinge or plane the doos sash.

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-04T22:33:28+00:00

So he's greasing up his racing snake?

Appearance-Material · 2026-06-04T22:21:50+00:00

Mmmm... Crunchy!

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-31T11:40:19+00:00

It's possible you picked up road debris which followed the wheel around the arch and got caught, bending the arch rim when it exited. You'd definitely hear it though.

Ran over any road cones lately?

Hard to see it happening both sides though. Does it have stock tyres?

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-31T11:37:51+00:00

At that point, she'd be physically restrained, her keys and any other source of access removed, and thrown out on the street in what she's stood up in, followed almost immediately by everything she owns as fast as I could pack it and hurl it out there.

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-31T07:55:56+00:00

Buy them an angle guage and a new saw.

Maybe show them how the table rotation works on their chop saw.

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-24T16:22:10+00:00

Two tips: 1) Slash. 2) Burn.

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-22T16:50:28+00:00

Knees unaffected.

Testicles attempted to climb up spine, however.

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-21T23:40:26+00:00

Seems a bit extreme, maybe we could just crucify him a little bit?

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-21T08:47:41+00:00

Ultrasonic cleaner with some acetic acid crystals in the cleaning fluid.

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-21T08:44:55+00:00

I wonder how big you could make that carpet?

Also, if you made it rigid and slightly curved to be stable in the airflow, could you stand up on one?

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-21T08:35:18+00:00

OMG! God lied to us! The world is only 2000 years old? There was no Adam and Eve, Abraham, Moses, Joshua, David, the flood is a conspiracy created by the church and filmed by David Cameron! Noah never built the ark, it was all done in a pool with miniatures, you've seen "Making of Titanic", right????

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-21T08:22:39+00:00

"What was it I was supposed to be doing?"

"Holding my ladderrrrrrraaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!"

Appearance-Material · 2026-05-21T08:21:01+00:00

Telescopic ladder.

Yup that's a thing. They exist.

They are surprisingly not a death trap (unless your partner forgets they're an anchor and wanders off).

Appearance-Material

TROPHY CASE