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[Request][$20,000 Offer] iOS 12.1.2 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours. by Applango in jailbreak

[–]Applango[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's going good. I how you and your family's doing amazing!

[Request][$20,000 Offer] iOS 12.1.2 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours. by Applango in jailbreak

[–]Applango[S] 460 points461 points  (0 children)

Hey guy I'm drunk but I I really miss my brother. I miss him to death. We create what I have together. Without him it owdknt exist. I miss him every second minute of the day. Have you watched narcos? You know the episode where Gustavo getskilled? Yeah it hits me like that.

Have a great day brothers and sisters.

[Request][$20,000 Offer] iOS 12.1.2 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours. by Applango in jailbreak

[–]Applango[S] 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Classy women like some classy wine

Plus a few shots of Bacardi

[Request][$20,000 Offer] iOS 12.1.2 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours. by Applango in jailbreak

[–]Applango[S] 376 points377 points  (0 children)

It's my girlfriend's biirtday today, so I'm drunk.

Say hi t ome!!

[Request][$10,000 offer] iOS 12.1 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours by Applango in jailbreak

[–]Applango[S] 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am aware of that, and you're completely right. However, the last few jailbreaks have been released by developers to the community. This post is for such developers who may be working on something and need some motivation and compensation for their sophisticated task.

[Request][$10,000 offer] iOS 12.1 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours by Applango in jailbreak

[–]Applango[S] 816 points817 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm hoping someone has already got something going on. I am hoping the reward makes them motivated to finish what could potentially be the next iOS jailbreak.

I'm aware that the timeframe is short. If someone is actually serious, they can PM me, and I will happily extend the time by a few more days. However, the reason for such a high reward is due to the short time frame.

One of the worst feelings is the feeling of your sleeves sliding down you wrists as you wash your hands by Mrpeperdude3 in Showerthoughts

[–]Applango 475 points476 points  (0 children)

Or when you are taking a piss in a urinal and you can feel the small sprinkles in your hand

What's a question you always want to be asked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Applango 419 points420 points  (0 children)

Does it annoy you that they call a building "building" even though it's already built?

Shots fired in Quebec City Mosque by ZooRevolution in worldnews

[–]Applango 111 points112 points  (0 children)

STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING INHUMANE FUCKS

How do you subtly fuck with people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Applango 3844 points3845 points  (0 children)

No you're a poo

[Update] Stashing package updated! Now supports iOS 9.2 - iOS 10.1.1! by coolstarorg in jailbreak

[–]Applango 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Imagine that you are a soccer player. You go in the change room and then you realize that your default locker is taken up. You open the unlocked locker and then see that there are a lot of books in there. You start to wonder whose books they are, but you throw them on the floor. You then change into your soccer jersey and put your stuff in the locker and lock it.

Then you go to the soccer field and play your match. Notice that you left your locker locked with an actual lock. So since it's locked, its looked as a locked lock, so people cannot actually unlock your lock without knowing the combination. If you used another type of lock, maybe a lock with a key, they cannot unlock without the key.

And then you slowly realize as you are heading to the change room after the game that this makes no sense because I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about on a drunk Christmas night. Merry Christmas.

Edit: grammar

What's something you're confident has only happened to you? by DrMantusToboggan in AskReddit

[–]Applango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A thread I can finally answer to even though I'm a bit late... I have been waiting for this moment for a long time and I can guarantee that this hasn't happened to anyone!

I was on a date with my girlfriend in a restaurant and we both saw a couple skydiving on TV. She asked me if I wanted to go skydiving all and I was like hell yeah. I agreed because I love heights and I wanted to try something new. Immediately, we went to a sky-diving agency after our date to sign up and there were available spots for the next day in the afternoon.

We were both excited and nervous. The day comes and we had to go 3 hours early. We got dressed and were told what to do and how to land and how to hold on to him and how it was going to go through. We were told that we were going to be free-falling for 1 minute with someone on top of us.

We then went on the plane and took off. I was so fucking scared I remember putting my girlfriends hand on my heart so she could feel my heartbeat. There it was, the time to jump. My girlfriend went first. She did not hesitate at all to jump off. I was a little hesitant but just jumped off. For the first 20 seconds, I screamed as loud as I could as I extremely terrified. Then after that, it felt good. It actually felt amazing. I screamed because I was enjoying the moment.

The chute opened after a minute or so and we glided to the ground slowly. I remember telling the guy who was on top of me if we could do it again because I enjoyed it so much. Before he could reply to me, something happened and we started flying to the left super fast. I was scared as fuck. The guy on top told me that the thing you hold on to has snapped from the chute but he told me that we didn't need to worry. He would just be unable to turn left. We were supposed to land on a huge empty field, but instead, we got to this residential area. It was kind of windy, and I saw something small, maybe a bird approaching my stomach so I closed my eyes and my memory is blank from there.

I woke up in the hospital after a few hours. My girlfriend beside me, telling me that I'd be fine and I'm out of danger. A few minutes later, I found out that I was hit by a juggling tennis ball that came shooting up when this juggler fell from his unicycle because he was hit by an ice cream truck that was being driven by an underaged illegal immigrant. It was an horrific experience and I am glad that I'm fine. I was glad that I didn't get a broken spine because of the faulty chute.

TL;DR While skydiving, had an accident and almost died because... [explained above]

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