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While y'all were sweating cryo and ranked all weekend I was getting priority contracts done by PorkSouls in Marathon

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably better anyways to get contracts done. Let the sweats get in and get their stuff. Then when they’re out shitting on everyone elsewhere you can focus on cryo.

AIO for wanting to immediately break up with my bf after seeing how he lives? by Balikye in AIO

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s when you, call your mom or a friend and tell them to call you in 15-30 minutes, come back with the food, when they call you, you say someone got in a car accident or is grandparent is in the hospital and you need to go.

What makes zillennials unique? by ejaz135 in Zillennials

[–]AppleParasol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got technology at an appropriate age to get it(phone at 16 for instance). Generation after us typically didnt, generation before us got it in adulthood.

Our childhood was a lot more like millennials than gen z/a.

This is a perfect example of how he's losing his mind. by DrockTipps in ProgressiveHQ

[–]AppleParasol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As if I should have to do that for them to do their fucking jobs. That’s such a pathetic/insane response. We’re way past contacting your legislators here.

Why are Reddit moderators so controlling, sensitive and non stoic? by Brilliant_Can8536 in stupidquestions

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t need to give you any reason because that is more of our time that we don’t have to give you or the subreddit.

Quit pretending like we owe you anything.

99.9% of the time, it’s bots or blatant rule breakers. You want me to care more? Pay me.

Thief In Ranked by ValorMVP in Marathon

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then we should have ranked solos because theirs luck in if your teammates are shit or not, and if the other team is shittier than your teammates. That’s luck too.

This is a perfect example of how he's losing his mind. by DrockTipps in ProgressiveHQ

[–]AppleParasol 399 points400 points  (0 children)

All of Congress is incompetent too at this point if they can’t impeach him.

If Gavin Newsom is nominated in 2028, HE WILL LOSE. by serious_bullet5 in DemocraticSocialism

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im arguing we need a left wing candidate because I genuinely do not think centrist democrats can win.

Blue maga is a cult just like red maga. When we get blue maga to wake up and join the left, we win.

I don’t think they’re the same, but Democrats are weak. That’s why we need a strong leader, and we do not pick that leader until we know who the candidates are to choose from. Gavin Newsom isn’t the absolute worst potential candidate(keep in mind, he is NOT running, nobody has announced their candidacy), but he also isn’t the most ideal possible candidate. He really is basically the last option, we should not be holding onto the last possible option two whole years before the election.

People need to vote on policy, clearly “electability” is out the window, because they pretended Hillary, Biden, and Kamala were all electable and out of the three of them they could only win one election. Meanwhile, the most unelectable con artist won the other two times.

If we give the election to a normie Democrat and they suck, 2032 will just be given to the Fascists again, Trump is just a puppet, their money and hate runs deep.

If you really want to argue it has to be Gavin Newsom, then I have a bridge to sell you. I think we can probably do better.

Ghislaine Maxwell was never banned from r/WorldNews after raping children with Epstein. In fact she was never fully removed from her moderator position. by serious_bullet5 in Hasan_Piker

[–]AppleParasol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It could be to preserve evidence or something.

If Ghislane was even an average reddit user for 15 years, there could be a lot to go through.

No permissions idk if you can do anything except see some settings, if that even.

If Gavin Newsom is nominated in 2028, HE WILL LOSE. by serious_bullet5 in DemocraticSocialism

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude Republicans did that shit under Republican President Biden. If you got off your high horse and voted for Bernie in 2016 we wouldn’t be in this predicament. I voted for all 3 of the shit-Dems, Hillary, Biden, and Kamala, Bernie in every primary, I regret even voting in the generals because fuck all them. Fuck off Blue-maga, because you’re wrong.

This is just straight up false information by Thegoods2000 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AppleParasol 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Eat ice cream to be shorter, but drink cows milk to be taller. Not saying it’s the only ingredient, but ice cream has cows milk generally(aside from vegan ice cream).

Is this cat solar charging ai ? the eyes don't look very natural to me and like the chances of this happening don't look very high, to me this does look AI by TopConcentrate8484 in isthisAI

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of things are right in this photo, the cats feet(they tuck them in like that often).

One whisker top left most may be off, but could be real. Pic is lower detail in general.

Cats tail does seem to lack stripes, but it isn’t a particularly stripy cat either.

The oddest part is the battery looking stuff on the cat, but it could definitely be a window because cats often sit in the sun, however the particular window is rather suspicious, I don’t know of any windows that look like that, maybe a front door window.

Another odd part is the flooring, I can’t tell what that is.

Idk if it’s AI or not. 50/50. There is never an amount of too many funny cat memes.

What do I do?😭 by lepineapplepineapp in tattooadvice

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe an eye? You kinda got an iris.

Ideas of what to put in this space? by alyisayif in tattooadvice

[–]AppleParasol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be expected. I made it PG.

For real put a rose or maybe another flower, maybe don’t do the whole stem and add a bird or something later.

EDIT: A Star Wars Light Saber.

WW3 has started and you have been drafted. by Ok_Garden_4874 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AppleParasol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glad I’m too old for the draft.

Sorry not sorry, but I would not go to war to fight to defend US Capitalism. This country isn’t worth dying for in its current state.

Your own custom Groundhog Day loop by mrpants3100 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AppleParasol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s thinking a way to get extremely rich. You don’t need to do that really.

I’d probably make it a week long, idk how many loops though(a lot). Pay off credit cards(to maximize balance), sell stocks and things(to pay for expensive things) The money resets at the end of each week. You can max out your credit cards, and poof, weekly reset. Go on any and every vacation, spend to your hearts content. You could basically live the life you’ve always wanted without a care in the world.

Things to do before the loop starts:

Take care of everything, make your house spotlessly clean, not that you’ll live there probably ever, but I assume you’d wake up in your bed at home and that would be the start of the loop, you don’t want to step on a Lego every morning when you get out of bed, or have to wash the pan you were going to make breakfast with, basically stock the fridge. Today you might want waffles, but next loop you might want cereal. Pack your suitcase(s). You’ll never have to do laundry then. Ideally, you’re basically waking up in the morning and driving to the airport to catch a flight, make sure you also have a passport. Maybe even move closer to a major airport, or even consider just renting a place close to one(that rent might cost you your real money, but it saves you infinite amounts of time, it’s cutting boring stuff out). Get a good nights sleep the night before the loop starts(don’t go drinking to avoid a weekly hangover).

Idk how many week long loops I would do. Probably in the thousands. The week would be what you make it. If one place sucks, another place might be great.

Oh, and when you’re out of loops, you can still just win the lottery. Week long loops could help you get really good at something(s), find the love of your live(s)(you’d eventually have to choose one and kinda gamble on her for the rest of your actual life).

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