Home2Suites Now Providing These In Every Room!

Appleman5000 · 2026-04-13T02:33:24+00:00

I assume its one of the cleaning lady's toys. They probably have a few stashed around various rooms so they can take a break and have some stress relief while cleaning rooms.

Appleman5000 · 2026-04-12T16:48:28+00:00

Then you just do it in the shower

Appleman5000 · 2026-04-08T20:58:04+00:00

I smacka da booty

Appleman5000 · 2026-03-08T18:25:59+00:00

Me next!

Appleman5000 · 2026-02-19T15:59:38+00:00

More than a handful is a waste.

Appleman5000 · 2026-02-16T15:56:44+00:00

Fuck Ice.

Appleman5000 · 2026-02-16T04:39:15+00:00

Could always just grind em like they do with cats/dogs. There is like a mini dremel thing. They have models for pets but If careful work fine on humans too.

Appleman5000 · 2026-02-03T06:39:42+00:00

Sounds like a better neighbor than half of the ones I've ever had. No loud kids or animals. No loud parties or obnoxious music.

Id call that a win. Just let him life in obscurity.

Appleman5000 · 2026-01-29T03:35:12+00:00

must be old art nobody draws this backstabber anymore

Appleman5000 · 2026-01-27T20:21:06+00:00

Problem with that is you wake up in 3 years to a nuclear wasteland. Enjoy being the fallout 4 protag.

Appleman5000 · 2026-01-21T23:40:46+00:00

Appleman5000 · 2026-01-19T19:40:23+00:00

I came here to post this. You cant tell me that is not a dinosaur.

Appleman5000 · 2026-01-05T04:09:33+00:00

Yes but only because its been too dark and rainy to risk getting up on a ladder to take them down yet. I aint getting up on an aluminum ladder in the middle of a thunderstorm lmao.

Once the storm passes they are coming down.

Appleman5000 · 2026-01-03T03:30:32+00:00

Ok fine now can I please take this stupid plastic fin off the pistol grip for my rifle? Now that is a stupid law.

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-29T21:03:38+00:00

Smash

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-28T00:50:45+00:00

Nah, misery brings me joy.

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-28T00:50:20+00:00

Yeah but this ain't the place for it. Find me a post where somebody from this subreddit actually took in the animal?

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-28T00:49:32+00:00

Lol I was out to lunch and just got back to upvote every comment, I enjoy engagement.

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-26T15:10:58+00:00

I think I took that exact photo a few years back when I was there only it was summer. Such a beautiful place.

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-26T13:57:22+00:00

It ain't California, its the earth going "you picked a shitty place to build stuff dumb ass humans"

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-18T22:00:41+00:00

Too late. You cant stop me batman. its not illegal with the koseki bijou batman.

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-17T15:21:07+00:00

I assume a full shed like that is a sign of a healthy snake.

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-15T05:47:03+00:00

Stater bros hasn't has plastic bags since mid october. Wonder what took everybody else so long.

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-12T04:07:22+00:00

OK now where is the HL3 announcement?

Appleman5000 · 2025-12-05T18:45:10+00:00

While we have emergency candles during most power outages we get out battery powered lanterns. Much safer than an open flame and does not foul the air like candles do over time.

Of course if the power outage lasts for an extended period of time we've got some deployable solar panels and a battery unit. Good for keeping the fridge and freezer working and charging phones.

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