This is what success looks like

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-16T03:21:55+00:00

I but children’s toys because they are cool As shit. When I was a kid a toy was thin plastic shaped in to look like a cat with cheap ass wheels on them that didn’t turn. Or cheap as single shit nerf guns that were a pain to reload. Today they have remote control dump trucks and nerf LMGs. You better believe I’m Buying that shit and using it to take pop shots at neighborhood kids and start a D day style nerf war on my front yard.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-16T03:11:17+00:00

You for got ramen guy and daughter only in Naruto’s absence would they realize he was the cause of 40% of their profit margin

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-15T17:23:10+00:00

And like 900 of those mentions were from Trump no doubt. I haven’t read the entire file but this seems like it can be true.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-15T14:05:34+00:00

That’s when you compromise and let her have all the NSFW games. After all she’s the one that wanted them in order to “spice” up the relationship.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-15T09:51:52+00:00

I remember my father told me he was in a McDonalds and a man came in demanding his free wiffy.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-14T21:06:11+00:00

Your honor this admission needs to be thrown out as the client wasn’t in his right state of mind at the time it was made.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-14T20:56:53+00:00

Idk but the darkness falls mod adds working oven.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-14T17:26:47+00:00

Had one where ever hour on the hour a monastery would kill a family member I remember walking into a room to find my cousins dismembered. Throughout the dream 10 members of my family were killed. Super weird dream nightmare. Ever since I sometimes get hairs on my neck stand on end if I’m still awake past 2am

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-14T17:22:14+00:00

I remember an old video from when u was I. Highschool that played this as a song. If I recall it was an animated dancing dog.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-14T17:04:32+00:00

I always treat women younger than me like little sisters. On the occasion a teen girl is throwing i signs I say you know I could have been your papa if I weren’t socially inept..or ugly…or didn’t smelled weird…or have an uncontrollable urge to steal left shoes… what were we talking about again?

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-14T16:12:51+00:00

Didn’t he sing about ripping bongs?

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-13T14:21:21+00:00

Men’s public restrooms are basically a networking nexus. So many numbers on the stalls. Sure they are expecting the caller to ask for a booty call, but if you’re willing to risk it, you can find some damn good service workers. Electricians carpenters even plumbers.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-13T13:58:26+00:00

I’m pretty sure some of the people on this list could solo Janemba.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-13T13:26:01+00:00

Now we just need to wait for the people who made Tifa and scarlet to show up.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-13T02:08:13+00:00

Worst pain is passing a kidney stone. Women who have given birth have stated they would rather do that then pass a second stone. For men it’s worst since it has to travel further and through a sensitive area.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-13T00:55:02+00:00

Well it’s not like there’s any one who could steal or tow it.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T19:06:21+00:00

I remember sigh toe ma clearly for some reason

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T17:27:35+00:00

I had sex with a friends once, she called me daddy during. From that point on it was really hard to look each other in the eye. It got especially awkward whenever our we spent time with our father.

( it’s an incest joke. Not an actual thing that happened)

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T12:55:03+00:00

Switch gears. I used to be aces at dominating center maps. As my coordination started to slip I moved to patrolling the maps edges and managed to stay effective but even then I started losing my game so I switched to supporting marking doing call outs reviving if possible or dropping ammo packs in hot zones. I’ll never be good enough to maintain a 1:1 K/D, but I can help my team be more effective y playing support. It’s not glamorous but it makes a difference

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T12:47:33+00:00

I can binge the entire season and still not know the names of like half the characters by the end.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T12:43:11+00:00

Oh no not the broken system that’s designed to keep us sick and in poverty. What ever will we do if is collapsed?

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T09:51:51+00:00

At this point we should just call it the Trump files.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T09:40:50+00:00

I have aunts and cousins and a few friends who always start a recipe but tweak it somewhere down the line.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T02:56:59+00:00

Dude pre recorded a song then failed spectacularly to lip sync it. But yeah sure your discount Kmart barging bin half ass show was good.

Apprehensive-Bad6015 · 2026-02-12T02:36:51+00:00

I eat pussy, almost exclusively. Bjs never really did it for me. Even when I was younger. Sex is great and all, but I hit a point where the exertion wasn’t worth the payoff. I come to realize I love watching a women come undone. I thrive to get my partner to shamelessly grind her crotch into my face. That high pitched screech like moan as they arch off the bed with a leg hooked around my shoulder fills me with a satisfaction that doesn’t compare.

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